hellzabeth: (>Konata: +u+)
God yes okay having to study for only one subject makes lift infinitely easier. orz;;

OKAY. THE TIMETABLE IS THUS:

Philosophy
Week 1Religious Language
Week 2Religious Experience
Week 3Miracles
Week 4Attributes of God
Week 5Life after Death
Week 6Religious Language
Week 7Religious Experience
Week 8Miracles
Week 9Attributes of God
Week 10Life after Death + revision

Judaism
Week 1Holocaust Theory
Week 2Sects of Judaism
Week 3The Diaspora
Week 4Core Beliefs
Week 5Messianic Hope
Week 6Holocaust Theory
Week 7Sects of Judaism
Week 8The Diaspora
Week 9Core Beliefs
Week 10Messianic Hope

Step 1: for each topic, write detailed notes from textbooks given, summarising the most important points.
Step 2: write essay for tutor and hand it in by the end of the week
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!

I am going to face this exam with all the preparation I can. You won't get rid of me that easily, Brookes.

COME AT ME BRO.

Right.

Mar. 24th, 2011 03:36 pm
hellzabeth: (>Konata: brain capacity overload)
Okay so.

Thank you everyone who gave me kind words yesterday. You guys are awesome. Even those who don't usually comment... I feel so loved. ;u;

Here's the plan: to get where I need to go, I need to turn one of my Cs into a B. This is impossible for English Language, but totally possible for RS. Thus, I am going to resit my RS Exam one more time (もう一回、もう一回 /「私は今日も転がります!」と,) and get that grade.

YEAH!!

WOO!!

FIGHT-O!!

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS?

DISNEY SONG PARODIES, THAT'S WHAT.

THIS IS STUPID )

YES

Jan. 28th, 2011 05:37 pm
hellzabeth: (>Konata: New scans out!)
FREEDOM!

Aahahahahah I am never going to do those stupid exams ever again YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ahahahaha orz;;;
hellzabeth: (>Konata: brain capacity overload)
>NOW ENTERING EXAM LOCK DOWN.
DAYS TO 1ST EXAM: 2
DAYS TO LAST EXAM: 4 |

>ALERT. ALL COMMUNICATIONS ARE ON LOCK DOWN. CODE ORANGE, CODE ORANGE. DEFCON 4 EXAM MODE INITIALISING...|

>TIME UNTIL RETURN TO DEFAULT: 5 DAYS |

>PROJECTS ON HOLD: FAMILYTIES.EXE MONSTERMASH.EXE FAERIEFIC.EXE AMERICANEMPIRE.EXE YOURSANDMINE.EXE|

>ADDITIONAL NOTES: LARGE AMOUNT OF GOD GIVEN LUCK IS REQUIRED TO COMPLETE EXAM LOCKDOWN. NO OFFENSE IS MEANT TO ANY AFFECTED. DEEP APOLOGIES ISSUED OVER DELAYS. TERROR AND FEAR IS EXPRESSED OVER UPCOMING EXAMS.|

Blarg.

Jan. 14th, 2011 09:53 pm
hellzabeth: (>Konata: brain capacity overload)
Urgh I FINALLY finished writing my practice essay to standards I wanted myself to achieve. I hate doing things without a deadline, it just means I look at it and then go back and keep deleting it and starting again until it's "perfect" and it still isn't. Fml.

Oh well, moar meme time.

Regional Dialect Meme )
hellzabeth: (>Konata: ah well you see)
1: Copy and paste this meme.
2: Make the things that you're suffering from in italics.
3: ???
4: Profit!

You know you're in exam lockdown mode when:
- There's a stack of plates and pizza boxes somewhere in your room.
- Several cups of tea or coffee sit cold and unfinished because you finally got on a roll with understanding something.
- You haven't hoovered in weeks.
- Even the dog starts avoiding your room.

- You can't remember the sound of birdsong.
- You close your eyes you see flashcards with names on them.
- You can't remember the colour of your desk, there have been so many books and papers in the way for so long.

- There are still Christmas decorations in your room.
- You have consumed absolutely nothing of nutritional value in a week.
- You start dreaming in textbook quotes.
- All your lightbulbs have died save one, but rather than go out and get new ones, you just move the one lamp around the room as needed.
- You only venture out to get more sticky notes.
- You acquire a desperate need to get sticky notes if you run out.
- Every surface is covered with sticky notes.
- Even the toilet has a note on the lid.

- You only remember to wash when you scratch your head in confusion and your hand gets stuck.
- Time begins to lose all meaning for you, blending into one long mess with the exam at the end of it.
- You find eating to be a chore, especially if you have to make the food yourself, hence the pizza boxes.

- You catch yourself muttering things like "Audience, Purpose, Context, Tone" or "Introduction, Argument one, Argument two, Argument three, discussion throughout, summary".
- There is literally nothing on your calendar after the exam date, and you're not sure what happens afterwards.
- Your internet has never accessed wikipedia so often in such a short space of time.




S-sob.

Oh well.

Aug. 19th, 2010 02:48 pm
hellzabeth: (>Konata: sigh.)
Well, we've been through clearing, and it seems I won't be getting into Uni this year. I went to college and had a chat with my tutors and I'm going to retake some modules, such as my Eng Lang and the RS.

Got a B in Eng Lit though so yeah, I rock. My teacher even came up and congratulated me.

Better luck next year, self.

...

Aug. 19th, 2010 06:21 am
hellzabeth: (iggy injured)
Seems I got BCD instead of BCC like I needed, though the website didn't factor in my retakes or average my score so I'm so fucking confused right now you have no idea.

Also just. Fuck my life.

Fuck it.
hellzabeth: (>Konata: sigh.)
Note to self.

Never try to mainline Homestuck in one sitting ever, ever again.

Shit's got more time paradoxim and clones-being-your-own-father than Tsubasa.

Sheesh.

What a headache.

And in other news my exam results will be released in approximately 11 and a half hours AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I FEEL TERROR.

I FEEL IT.

GOD I AM SO ANTSY AND NERVOUS.
hellzabeth: (Ho.... mononoke wa... kita.)
Last exam.

Wish me luck guys.

Edit:
FUCK YEAAAAAAHHH

Language and Gender came up, I rock at language and gender! I got to rant about how Lakoff is a douche who did no research and doesn't know what she's talking about and I got to idolise the god of English Linguistics; David Crystal, and I got to write about how the change in language is not a bad thing, it's a good thing, so what if we have Americanisms coming into our language, we also have French, German, Spanish, Latin, Indian, Scandinavian, Dutch...

I WIN.
hellzabeth: (Bored.)
Exam: *looms*
Pidge: *cowers*
Exam: Time to start WHAT NOW BITCH
Pidge: ... um, hey, what's that question?
Exam: Hm? The one on William James' attributes of Religious Experience? Fuck yeah everyone's terrified of this one.
Pidge: ... I... I revised that one.
Exam: What.
Pidge: Yeah! And that one! The one about the History of the Land of Israel!
Exam: WHAT?!
Pidge: Oh fuck yeah I CAN DO THIS!













So then I punched the exam in the face and I feel better now.
hellzabeth: (Bored.)
Aaaaaaaahhhh I'm so nervous and I'm nearly never nervous about exams. But the fact that James didn't teach us half the stuff we were meant to know and we had to go to other teachers for it is probably enough to justify how pissed scared I am.

Like last year, he didn't teach us an entire topic, a topic which came up in the exam. Luckily it was one of those "you can do this question OR this question" ones, but seriously, we missed out completely "God Vs Science".

This time we never finished "Religious Language" and "Symbols in Religion", so I'm hoping and praying the questions that come up in the paper are to do with "Miracles" or "Religious Experiences" or "Life After Death" or "Ethics and God". Or something. Idk.

That said, I'm set for History of Judaism.

Thanks Hetalia. <3

*high fives Diaspora*

I'm going to be glad to be rid of this subject.
hellzabeth: (Bored.)
Okay.

Busy day tomorrow.

1: Go to work.
2: Create revision cards for English Language, particularly different studies and big names (that are not David Crystal, god of Eng Lang though he is).
3: Write Family Ties 45
4: Create quotes list for Faustus, Para Lost and Twelfth Night
5: Scan doodles.
6: Go back over green revision booklets for Philosophy of Religion. Actually try to wrap my brain around Boetheus and Kant. FUCKING KANT.
7: GET 10 HOURS SLEEP MMKAY

Nena, you are not allowed to invite me to go out because I will grab at chances and I am going to KNUCKLE DOWN tomorrow. Grah.

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