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I don't think I've ever cried this hard before in my entire life.

First time I've ever cried while writing a post.

what is even the point of trying any more )

so i guess i'm not going to oxford after all because the fucking cuntwipes changed their minds
hellzabeth: (>Konata: I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT)
Request: Could you tell us New Zealand's gender? Boy or girl?
Reply: Mmm, I wonder which...

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TROLLMARUYAS GONNA TROLL AKJSKHFGDKHGKD





Though confirmed Brit Brows ftw.
hellzabeth: (>Konata: OHSHI-)
I just realised part 90 of FT's coming up. I feel like I should have something prepared for this occasion.

Any ideas, everyone? Readers? Random flist-people who ceased giving a shit at Part 30?

Goddamnit.

Sep. 25th, 2010 03:32 am
hellzabeth: (>Konata: Cry)
Fuuuuck.

It is 3:30am.

I have work in precisely 3 hours.

I can't sleep at all because I overslept until 2pm this morning/afternoon.

Fuck, what is my body clock. This is an insane sleeping pattern and I have shit to do tomorrow.

Crap crap crap what do I do. I could pull an all nighter but then by 10am I'd be tired and have to go to sleep, and then at 3pm I have to go see my sister's performance, and then at 6 I have to go back to work again because Kirsty got fucking fired for being a stupid bint and forgetting she had a fucking job aaaaaarrrgggh.

I am so frustrated I can't even.

I'm not even tired.
hellzabeth: (>Konata: Gloom)
So it was 10 minutes from the end of work, when this girl knocks on my till to get my attention from where I'd been putting away the ciggies.

"Hi, can I help?" I ask brightly.

"I'll have a 12 please."

Our lotto cards are numbered from 1-12, and the 12's the cheapest at £1. I nab it out of the dispenser and scan it.

The girl's looking about nervously, but I give her a scrutinising look and decide she seems the type who'd snap at me if I asked what's wrong. "That's a pound please."

So she gives me a pound.

Walks out the shop.

And comes back with a lady from shopwatch.

"You have just sold a restricted item to an under 16 year old."

I broke down in tears.

Fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life.
hellzabeth: (>Konata: EEEEEEEHHHH?!)
Gaaaaah holy shit holy shit holy shit

Someone got murdered outside Nena's house.

I mean that's awful for that person and all but now I'm freaking out over Nena's safety and- she's rather calmly just told me she was in the front room at the time so she was no less than 10 meters away from said murderer-

Holy shit, just, ahhhhhh

my mind's going through all kinds of fucked up scenarios I wish it wouldn't

Fuck.

Calm down Pidge, calm. Nena locks her door. Nena has a baseball bat.

Paranoiaparanoiaparanoia

Oh cock.

Aug. 28th, 2010 01:41 pm
hellzabeth: (>Konata: Gloom)
So I came home from work and forgot to refresh the concealer on my hickies before going downstairs to make lunch.

Mum noticed.

Mum guessed.

She's not talking to me.

I'm not sure what word accurately describes what I'm feeling right now.

"Boned" will suffice.

Well fuck.

Jun. 11th, 2010 06:38 pm
hellzabeth: (SHIZUO IS TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT)
I'm grounded.

With no computer for at least 3 days.

Fuck my life.

Gorey details under here. )

Family Ties is officially on Hiatus for the next two weeks.
hellzabeth: (=A=)
That. Was. An awesome movie. starrose17 you were SO RIGHT (why yes I do lurk your journal). My only problem was that I was seeing Wales as Hiccup the whole way through, training his very first dragon. Just. D'awwwwww.

Now I'll just check the news and...




FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU--

You sneaky Tory bastard.

Oh well. I saw this coming.

Basically the deal between the Lib Dems and Labor fell through, so now either way Cameron's gonna end up PM. Well. That'll be fun for all the Uni students huh. *watches the fees rise... and rise... and rise...*
hellzabeth: (=A=)
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We're kind of weird in England in that, unlike all the other popular and "big" countries in the world, we never needed to declare independence because more often than not we were off enslaving adding to the harem rapidly and brutally colonising conquering other countries.

We have St George's day which is an understated affair. >> To put it mildly. Most people don't notice it exists.

Though Nena is going to drag me across the channel to the continent to see France's Bastille Day, which should be fun and laughs. WORLD'S BIGGEST PICNIC 8DDDD And the Eiffel Tower, ohohohon.

Oh yeah, and a little rant coming your way, flist. Move on if you are uninterested in my personal life.~

tl;dr, I hate bureaucracy. )
hellzabeth: (OH SHI-)
Fuck.

Fuuuuuuuck.

0kay, y0u see h0w I'm typing all my 0s as zer0s?

That is because t0day, while in the bath, I had an epic n0sebleed.

My lapt0p, playing music, sat 0n a chair 0n the 0ther side 0f the r00m. H0wever, I st00d up s0 quickly [pr0bably sh0uldn't have panicked s0 hard; I n0sebleed all the time. It's chr0nic. Als0, just n0ticed the bracket butt0n's br0ken t00] that water sl0shed everywhere, and s0me 0f it g0t my lapt0p. I didn't n0tice because I was trying t0 make sure I didn't bleed 0ut 0r faint.

Idk if the bubbles g0t under the keys and made it all s0apy 0r what, but n0w the 0 key c0mes up as "i", the eight and nine keys just give me err0r s0unds, thus rendering the 0pen bracket and asterisk useless t00.

S0, uh, n0 m0re Family Ties 0r any 0ther fics until I get this fixed.

Just a public service ann0uncement.

Edit: pressing the left arr0w key makes caps l0ck turn 0n. Pressing caps l0ck turns 0ff caps l0ck, but als0 pushes the typing line thingy left.

H0w the fuck they are 0n different sides 0f the keyb0ard I d0n't even
hellzabeth: (cry)
That's why I've been getting up late and missing the bus recently.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK HAS DIED!

Granted, it is about 7 years old and I don't think I've changed the batteries in all that time and it did get a lot of abuse from me and maybe I need a new one at this point BUT.

Now my teacher is going to kill me, because I've missed her lesson... AGAIN.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...







Is that an England themed teacup set?




Wait, I don't have the money until Friday.










....uuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
hellzabeth: (sigh.)
I CLAIM THIS CORNER OF COSTA IN THE NAME OF THE NEXT 5 HOURS I HAVE TO WAIT HERE!

Though I have, in fact, been here an hour already. "But Pidge," I hear you cry, "What about your first class with Alison in which you were supposed to receive feedback on your coursework draft and also hand her in another one to look at?" Well mysterious person that is for some reason in my head and now my journal post, the answer is thus:

Because the world has a specific vendetta against me.

Details on why my life seems to like watching me suffer. )

Edit: Finally figured out how to get my comment pages to be un-journal-styled, so fics are easier to read. I'm going to de-anon lots of my stuff from the Kink Meme soon, so this will hopefully help.
hellzabeth: (Bored.)
Everything bad happens to me in January. No offense, Nena. Your birthday doesn't count.

Ladies and gentlemen (I.e. Nemo)

Welcome.

To the coursework clusterfuck.

English Language:
1: Must redo and redo some more of the first half of my coursework, preferably before we start on the second half next week.
2: Must start researching for coursework that starts next week.
3: Find something hard to hit my head on while Alison talks about the same bloody things she talked about last lesson.

English Literature:
1a: REDO LAST YEAR'S COURSEWORK BECAUSE IT WAS A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT WHY DID I EVEN SUBMIT THAT ARRRRRGH
1b: Re-read all of last year's topic books, in order to actually do item 1a.
1c: Try not to make my teacher hate me.
2: Do this year's coursework. And make it the most awesome thing known to man or God.
3: Read Brideshead Revisited cover to cover, rather than getting bored once Sebastian buggers off to France.

Arrrrrggggghhhh.

So much pressure and it's mostly my fault anyway but arrrrrrrrrgh.

So glad I do not have coursework for RS.
hellzabeth: (fuck you kthx)
FUCK.

MY.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE.

BRB SMACKING MY HEAD AGAINST SOMETHING SOLID.


I have come to an abrubt understanding of those students in Japan that commit suicide due to being under too much pressure in exams etc. because really just FUCK IT.

ETA: Not that I will actually kill myself. That's too much fucking paperwork too.

Gaaaaaah FML FML FML FML FML If I ever see another piece of paper again I'm going to SCREAM.
hellzabeth: (OH SHI-)
Fuck.

Does anyone, anyone at all, know a prominent linguist that studied language in advertising. Google and the library fail me.

And I'm sick to death of these adverts I crave a coca cola so hardcore right now I don't even aaaaaarrrgh.

In other news, Hinamizawa week at the Facility is going to be FUCKING AWESOME. Bloooooood will be everywhere.

The rain outside is like a solid wall of water, I swear. It's almost impressive-

Jenny Assbitch just came into our class.

Someone lock her in the supply cupbord. Quick.

I love how the feeling of hatred seems to be mutual for everyone who has ever been taught by her.

I hope she suffocates in her sleep.

I'm such a nice person, aren't I?

And now, I return to work.

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