Now I've calmed down it seems less likely that he'll actually appear or anything like that. But it is awesome. COME ON PORT REVEAL YOUR AWESOME TO USSSSSSS.

Netherlaaaaands why are you so amazingly manly. He's manly enough to fix hikikkomori Japan, and that takes some doing after nearly 200 years.

So much hatesex. You know what? All of the Age of Exploration people should get together and solve their differences by SCREWING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER. 8D








/runs to the kink meme