HE TOTALLY DOES she's such a tiny little thing, after all. I was reading the Xenophobe's Guide to Aussies yesterday and they said something about Australian nicknames "Don't worry, it's not an insult. Okay, well, it's an insult. But an Australian will only insult someone he really likes, so that's okay." THIS OBVIOUSLY MEANS NEW ZEALAND IS OUR MOST FAVOURITE PERSON EVER and also explains why the Xenophobes Guide to Kiwis says they get paranoid when people say nice things about them. Obviously we've conditioned them to being insulted.

It's totally our thing. Just trolling away...