FUCK WHY DO WE LIVE HERE EVERYTHING STEALS OUR FOOD OR WANTS TO KILL US GODDAMMIT, IT MUST BE SAFER SOMEWHERE ELSE? QUICK, LETS MOVE TO KIWILAND, THEY HAVE HOBBITS.

... chip eating koalas?

Sob. One swooped me on my bike and I stacked so baddd ;AA; NEVER RIDDEN ONE SINCE!