GOD FORBID WE WANT TO GO SWIMMING BUT THERE ARE SHARKS AND JELLYFISH AND TIDAL RIPS. SERIOUSLY NZ HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS EXCEPT SEALS. AND HOBBITS. LET'S GO.

Well we DO have that one that drank bottled water after the Black Saturday bushfires? XD

My sister was attacked when she was little. ;A; I've never been but after seeing how it nipped her I have NEVER TRUSTED ONE. Them and black swans orz.