hellzabeth: (whut)
hellzabeth ([personal profile] hellzabeth) wrote2010-06-04 03:35 pm

*looks through bonoculars*

/bad Australian accent, go!

Oi'm here, in the bush, watchin' three beauuutiful Australians, goin' through what may be some kind o' mating ritual.

First, they find a place t' nest. Now, that could be anywhere, but this time we've caught them at it in the middle of a little journal entry. There was originally a topic of some kind here, but it has been lost. Which is, of course, part of the natural order.

Crikey, look at 'em go! From what Oi can decipher, two of them are talkin' about... football, maybe rugby.

And that one! Ain't she a beaut? You gotta be careful 'round real Aussies though, they aren't afraid of your average Creepy Possum or Red Back spider. Oh no, their only natural predator is the magpie. Occasionally, they'll try to summon the courage to actually go up to one, being the omnivores that they are, but even the tempered iron Australian will bends at the sight of those black, beady eyes.

Uh oh, I think they saw me. Time to run before one of them throws a drop bear at me!

[identity profile] oozaru-angel.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*CHASES*

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloody hell!

[identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
/DROPS A DROPBEAR ON YOU FROM UP IN THE TREES

[identity profile] oozaru-angel.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Crikey, sheila, feeling a bit stroppy today, are we? Come on, love, into the bag with ya.

[identity profile] always-tea-time.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
DO NOT WANT

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT

THERE'S A MAGPIE IN THIS BAG THAT VERY DEARLY WANTS TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE, POMMIE!

Pssst, tag Oz?

[identity profile] meg-inatree.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] always-tea-time.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
DDDD8

*RUNS FASTER*

Yes ma'am, which thread ma'am?

[identity profile] always-tea-time.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF SJSHAJDHSGFJFKS

[identity profile] always-tea-time.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I DO NOT OWN A POOL BECAUSE I AM BRITISH AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*CHASES FOREVER AND ALWAYS*

Also magpies eyes are not black, they're red, much like the firey pit of hell from which they came.

The one with the snakes. All of them. The one in Aussie's post.

[identity profile] meg-inatree.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'LL JUST DROP IT ON YOUR FACE THEN! FOLLOWED BY A SHARK OR TWO.

/Also for consideration.

[identity profile] always-tea-time.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
NOES NOT SHARKS.

omg that is epicness HE SLEEPS WITH THE FLAG AWWWW I mean. HOW DARE YOU NOT IRON YOUR SHIRT YOUNG MAN.

[identity profile] meg-inatree.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
YES THE SHARKS. OMOMNOM AND STUFF

........I-W-wait, That's not- I don't.... DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

[identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
ONCE IT LATCHES ON THERE'S NO LETTING GO

YOU'LL HAVE TO COVER YOURSELF IN VEGEMITE TO ESCAPE

Also I'm sorry about my extremely slow tagging but sdfk;;sldk I'm getting no notifications orz

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVE A MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE THAN DROPBEARS TO BRING TO THE TABLE

How the hell did we go through over a 100 comments of Australian-ness in the other post, without any of us mentioning Vegemite even once?

[identity profile] always-tea-time.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
WAAAAAA BUT I AM A SOFT AND SQUISHY ENGLISH PERSON I CANNOT WITHSTAND SHARK BITES.

Haha backfired WE SHARE A QUEEN. STILL THE BOSS.

[identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it had nothing to do with being attacked with wild animals, sports or our paralyzing fear of magpies? XDDDDD

...WELL IT'S BEEN MENTIONED NOW. BECAUSE THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION.

[identity profile] oozaru-angel.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It just feels like something is missing if it hasn't been mentioned, even ironically.

YES, YES, PROBLEM SOLVED.

[identity profile] meg-inatree.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone needs to HARDERN THE FARK UP B|

S-sob. Y-YEAH? WE'LL I... I WANT A REPUBLIC. MAYBE. A LIL. >>

[identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha this is true. If it helps I was thinking about it and waiting for the oppurtune moment. :|a

THEN AGAIN DROPBEARS MIGHT FIND THE POMMIE TASTES BETTER WITH VEGEMITE. BUT IT CAN'T BE HELPED.

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything would make a pommie taste better.

[identity profile] meg-inatree.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
............. god fucking dammit.

Now I want a vegimite and cheese sandwhich. >|

I hate you both.

[identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I always have it on toast for breakfast. But every few months, Hong Kong goes through a Vegemite famine for whatever reason and all the ex-pats starve.

You'd have thought we'd learn to plan for them, but...

[identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say ANYTHING. It could go the opposite way and he'd taste even WORSE.

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