I have a sword you guys.

A fucking sword.

Me and Nena were dueling on the way up to college. A long and bloody battle ensued, even as we made our way to class. T'was grueling and horrifying, but eventually I was made victorious!

Haha, yeah.

Plastic swords from the costume shop are fun.

Especially when bought on a whim.

Now to read Brideshead Revisited for an hour.

Edit: Broke sword. Trying to fix sword.

Edit edit: spilled super glue all over my hands. It dried way too fast. Hands are now stuck in single position. FML.