I love being a dork.

[hellzabeth]

I have a sword you guys.

A fucking sword.

Me and Nena were dueling on the way up to college. A long and bloody battle ensued, even as we made our way to class. T'was grueling and horrifying, but eventually I was made victorious!

Haha, yeah.

Plastic swords from the costume shop are fun.

Especially when bought on a whim.

Now to read Brideshead Revisited for an hour.

Edit: Broke sword. Trying to fix sword.

Edit edit: spilled super glue all over my hands. It dried way too fast. Hands are now stuck in single position. FML.

Comments

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE A SWORD! WHOOOOO! LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW, ISN'T IT?

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

ONLY ABOUT 1000000000X BETTER 8D

Only I broke it.

*sob forever*

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

*gives you hankies and joins in with the wailing*

Oh Waily Waily Waily Waily!

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

S'okay. I have superglue.

TO MEND MY BROKEN HEART. SOOOOOB And to fix the sword.

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

Go forth, then, fair maiden, and fix thy sword and thy heart! *flutters hankie @ u royally*

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

BRAGGART!

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

HEATHEN!

[cue-cards-rock.livejournal.com]

My mom is out in london tomorrow ><; COME OVER AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME FROM WORK

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

DUDE, GUESS WHAT, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR EARS PIERCED HERE FIRST.

FAIL.

[cue-cards-rock.livejournal.com]

SHITTING FUCK

><;

Right, I come see you, ears, then bus to mine - agreed?

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Yes ma'am. <3

[cue-cards-rock.livejournal.com]

Good minion!