Good god this is going to be a long one.

I CLAIM THIS CORNER OF COSTA IN THE NAME OF THE NEXT 5 HOURS I HAVE TO WAIT HERE!

Though I have, in fact, been here an hour already. "But Pidge," I hear you cry, "What about your first class with Alison in which you were supposed to receive feedback on your coursework draft and also hand her in another one to look at?" Well mysterious person that is for some reason in my head and now my journal post, the answer is thus:

Because the world has a specific vendetta against me.

( Details on why my life seems to like watching me suffer. )

Edit: Finally figured out how to get my comment pages to be un-journal-styled, so fics are easier to read. I'm going to de-anon lots of my stuff from the Kink Meme soon, so this will hopefully help.

Naruto 464 [Trust me, there's going to be post spam all day.]

Well, since I'm here and there's still 4 hours still class.

Good fucking god Kishimoto. So Sakura not only fails to kill Sasuke once, but twice? At least now we have the fucking title character back on the pages.

Kind of looking forward and yet dreading this final battle, because you know. Sasuke vs Naruto.

Though, what is that glimmer of hope? Sasuke can't use his sharingan?

This is going to take 50 chapters isn't it.

*gets some crackers for the cheese*

Bleach 393 [AKA why you shouldn't plagerise Kubo Tite]

The news has pretty much spread like wildfire anyway, but yeah.

So someone plagerised Bleach and released it in America as his own comic. Granted, the thief is the son of Gene Simmsons, and therefore has his daddy's protection but...

I don't think he quite understands the fandom rage he's unleashed.

Lesson one of stealing: don't nick things that people will notice and call you on. >> Like, for example, one of the most popular manga in the entire world.

It's one thing to trace a manga and put it up on DA. It's another to make money out of it. Holy christ, he even lifted the dialogue, as well as the art. (And it seems he's a bit of an UliquiHime shipper, since most of the scenes he stole were related to her.)

HE STOLE ZARAKI. THAT IS NOT COOL MAN.

Ahem.

Regardless, this week's chapter... was pretty solid. Genryuusai was kind of cool, though everyone knew he wasn't going to be the one to defeat Aizen. S'gotta be Ichigo, it's in the rules of Shonen Animanga.

Everyone else is like dead or about to die anyway. Which is sad, since Hitsugaya was one of my faves.

...

*continues the mantra; "no-one dies in Bleach, no-one dies in Bleach, no-one dies in Bleach".*

Family Ties [Part 13]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): America, Australia, Russia, Wales, Scotland, South Korea, Italy Bros, China.

Rating: 12

Warnings: Hm. Female President of the United States?

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( Yes, okay, I know I didn't include every country. The world needs to stop being so complicated. )

Family Ties [Part 14]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): England, Wales, and the Ireland sibs.

Rating: 15

Warnings: Giant paragraphs on world politics written by an idiot with the barest grasp on how the world works.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( Not that England's health care system is bad or anything but... okay actually it sucks, free or not, and nobody wants to spend too much time in a hospital. )

Family Ties [Part 15]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): Wales, Ireland sibs, England, Scotland and France, America and Canada.

Rating: 15

Warnings: Babelfish Irish, guns, swearing.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( Say it with me now: ÉIBHEAR, NOOOOOO! )

Family Ties [Part 16]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): England, Wales, Ireland, an army of Frenchmen, Russians and Scots, eventually America, Canada and Mexico.

Rating: 15

Warnings: There are guns. Lots of guns. And England singing. And the rampant and gleeful slaughter of 200 men.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( I~'m burnin' through the sky yeah, 200 degrees that's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit~! )

Family Ties [Part 17]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): Ireland, Northern Ireland, Canada, America, England, Wales, Mexico, Spain.

Rating: 15

Warnings: Long conversations in Spanish, swearing.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( Do you ever wonder what Texas was like when it was a lone country? A pair of glasses in a field? )

Family Ties [Part 18]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): Wales, Israel, America, Canada, Mexico, England, Ireland. And then, Scotland, France, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Syria, Palestine, Iraq, Iran, Turkey.

Rating: 15

Warnings: Swearing as usual, Middle Eastern politics, OC overload.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( Arabian niiiiiiiights like Arabian daaaaaaaays~! More often than not, are hotter than hot, in a lot of good ways! )

Family Ties [Part 19]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): Wales, Canada, America, England, Mexico, Ireland.

Rating: 15

Warnings: Russia is really fucking creepy, without even being in the room.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( I was going to put something witty here, but I've been watching Disney movies all evening and I have nothing. )

Family Ties [Part 20]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): England, America, Wales, Canada, Mexico, Ireland sibs.

Rating: 18

Warnings: Guns, Gallows humor, England singing again, and some hand stabbing which is not for the easily squickable.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( And with this, we are caught up to the point where I de-anon'd from the Kink Meme. Chapters from here on out may be shorter, due to them not being compiled all together like this. )