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WOAH.

WOAH.

WOAH.

BACK THE FUCK UP.

( SPOILERS UNDER CUT )

Okay so Bleach.

Aizen, you son of a bitch!

There is no possible way, no way in hell that he could have orchestrated EVERYTHING from the very beginning. No. Just... no. Hell no.

That would be just too much of a mindscrew, Kubo. You are not CLAMP, you are a shounen mangaka; you do things straightforward.

... /sob this is going to hurt isn't it.

Kuroshitsuji 43 was cool; just a bridge chapter, but it cleared some things up. Toboso-sensei seems to be taking great delight in this little POV change. I, personally, want to see how it ends quite badly.

Oh, and Tanaka is badass.

HIIIYAH!

Makes me wanna go back and re-learn all the Judo I forgot.

Well, damn.

Kishi, why can't you let Sakura just kill the little bugger? Why'd you have to pull this stupid stunt with Kakashi?

He's gonna die, isn't he.

Kakashi that is.

Not Sasuke, oh no, not when he's still Kishimoto's favourite. Though he seems to have inherited his brother's crazy face, which might be a ray of hope that perhaps Kishi's remembered the manga's title is called NARUTO.

Or, you know, maybe not.

Holic was sort of interesting this week. I think I've heard of a creature that has super long hair and cries pearls, but wasn't that a yukionna? And this one... isn't? Whatever, it's CLAMP, they can screw with our minds if they want.

Nothing else out this week. Bleach is... fucking with everyone's head, thanks Aizen. Hasn't reached CLAMP levels yet though. But that was last week's chapter, there's not another out until next week.

I'm sick again as well, goddamn it.

Okay, so the Bleach and Naruto chapters were good this week. (Yes, I still read Naruto, it's like "I can't quit now, 451 chapters in. Fuck you." The anime however... since Dattebayo stopped subbing it I can't be arsed. And like hell I'll pay for that shit.)

Bleach first~!

Sorry Shunsui, you're awesome and all with your pink flowery coat but... Stark is more awesome. Somehow. I think it's the fur. Or maybe the guns bigger than your ARM. >>;;

Oooh Lilinette! How awesome is that! She's like... his sword! Oh the theories! Is she the spirit of his sword? Do Arrancar even have spirits in their sword? We can assume so; Stark said hollow swords are just splits from all the other hollow they absorb... wheee! Bad brain, stop pairing them, that's like... incest or something. Also, she's like TEN. Or looks it. >>;;;

Moving on, Naruto.

TAZUNA AND INARI WOO! I was all like "noooo Kishi actually brought back a character that hasn't shown up in forever?! What next, Anko?" in the middle of the coffee shop.

Naruto got taller whut.

WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING YAMATO BEING USEFUL?!

D'aww, Naruto can understand Sasuke now but he's still being his emo self and trying to kill everyone's family to make them understand his pain. For god's sake, Chickenhair, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Clearly you're retarded, because Itachi was trying to save Konoha (which is a pile of rubble anyway now) and now you want to destroy it... again. >>;;; These crazy kids...

Okay, I've hated Danzo from the moment he showed his ugly face, and I will continue to hate him from now on because of what he's done to Tsunade. Kicking her out of office when she's in a coma! You motherfucker!! ANGRYFACE.

Sasuke's finally being hunted down as a missing nin.... I'm going to assume this didn't happen earlier because of Naruto's influence with Tsunade, or else Kishi's left a huge plot hole (like there aren't enough already)

These Kumo ninja are kinda weird, I can't get a hold on their personalities, or why Kishi's focusing on them so much. It's almost the end of the story, why introduce more characters?

Aaaaaand with that I'm out~! Not much else to do today with Nemo and Nena buggering off home and leaving me all on my lonesome. Oh well!

Ja!