Family Ties [Part 88]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): Quebec, Russia, Ukraine, America, Wales, Belarus.

Rating: 15

Warnings: Horrific implications time! Also bang.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( My internet is now being turned off at 11pm, which means I am rushing out chapters or sneaking downstairs to turn it back on. *sigh* )

So a friend got me this cute little sake dish from Japan but that doesn't change how jealous I am >|

Blarg, worked 6am-10am this morning, now going to go back and work 6pm-10pm this evening. What is my life. orz;;

( Day 23 – Something that makes you feel better )

News flash! It rains in England!

( More Tales from Behind the Till )

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It is absolutely tipping it down outside and I got very wet coming home because I was a stupid bint and wore my summer shoes. They are very un-waterproof and now my feet are wet and cold, but it's okay because I have the extra blanket on my duvet and Kumajiro sitting on my feet.

Please don't ask why I have a life-sized baby polar bear plushie.

That story is long and involves the shattering of childhood illusions of Santa being real.

My pirate hat for Iggy came today! I already have the feathers from Hobbycraft so it's going to look awesomesauce when I get around to attaching them properly.

I was looking at the miserable golfers on the front of the papers at work, standing under brollies because it's raining in Wales. All I can say to that is that they're morons for holding an outdoor event in the rainiest country that doesn't have a rainforest. It's Wales. It is always raining in Wales.

The world is full of silly people and I get to watch them on TV.