*looks through bonoculars*

[hellzabeth]

/bad Australian accent, go!

Oi'm here, in the bush, watchin' three beauuutiful Australians, goin' through what may be some kind o' mating ritual.

First, they find a place t' nest. Now, that could be anywhere, but this time we've caught them at it in the middle of a little journal entry. There was originally a topic of some kind here, but it has been lost. Which is, of course, part of the natural order.

Crikey, look at 'em go! From what Oi can decipher, two of them are talkin' about... football, maybe rugby.

And that one! Ain't she a beaut? You gotta be careful 'round real Aussies though, they aren't afraid of your average Creepy Possum or Red Back spider. Oh no, their only natural predator is the magpie. Occasionally, they'll try to summon the courage to actually go up to one, being the omnivores that they are, but even the tempered iron Australian will bends at the sight of those black, beady eyes.

Uh oh, I think they saw me. Time to run before one of them throws a drop bear at me!

Comments

[withgoldensoil.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE THAN DROPBEARS TO BRING TO THE TABLE

How the hell did we go through over a 100 comments of Australian-ness in the other post, without any of us mentioning Vegemite even once?

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

Because it had nothing to do with being attacked with wild animals, sports or our paralyzing fear of magpies? XDDDDD

...WELL IT'S BEEN MENTIONED NOW. BECAUSE THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION.

[oozaru-angel.livejournal.com]

It just feels like something is missing if it hasn't been mentioned, even ironically.

YES, YES, PROBLEM SOLVED.

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

Ahaha this is true. If it helps I was thinking about it and waiting for the oppurtune moment. :|a

THEN AGAIN DROPBEARS MIGHT FIND THE POMMIE TASTES BETTER WITH VEGEMITE. BUT IT CAN'T BE HELPED.

[withgoldensoil.livejournal.com]

Anything would make a pommie taste better.

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say ANYTHING. It could go the opposite way and he'd taste even WORSE.

[meg-inatree.livejournal.com]

............. god fucking dammit.

Now I want a vegimite and cheese sandwhich. >|

I hate you both.

[withgoldensoil.livejournal.com]

I always have it on toast for breakfast. But every few months, Hong Kong goes through a Vegemite famine for whatever reason and all the ex-pats starve.

You'd have thought we'd learn to plan for them, but...

[meg-inatree.livejournal.com]

I go through phases. Jam, nutella, vegimite, honey... nngh yeah I'm having honey and vegimite tomorrow, I've decided just now.

Clealy, you need either stocks of it in storage, or someone sending it to you :|

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

C-Cheesymite. ;A; fff it's the only way I eat mine. I'll go look for one when I go to work tomorrow.

orz it's far too late to be eating lol sob.

[meg-inatree.livejournal.com]

DDDDD: HOW COULD YOU EAT THAT HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THING

Oh? Well then... /hides the tim tams >>

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

HOW IS IT HORRIBLE WHEN THERE IS MELTED CHEESE INVOLVED? DDDDDD:

Knowing my luck I'd probably put on weight just for doing that and going straight to bed lol orz. /t-tim taaaams ;3;

[meg-inatree.livejournal.com]

... ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE I.SNACK OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLING IT, BECAUSE THAT WAS AWFUL.

Lol, I eats in the actual bed. :D I am clearly wonderful /omnomnom

[nascido-do-mar.livejournal.com]

WHAT NO. JESUS. I was talking about this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesymite_scroll). ;AAAAA;

s;ldkf;l lmfao I would get food everywhere and then have to lie in it. NO THANKS I EAT AT MY DESK. In front of my laptop. :|a /jealous bawww

[meg-inatree.livejournal.com]

OHHHH. WELL. THAT'S OKAY THEN, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

Pft, I do. Juuuust shake the blankets off :D I do most things in my bed.

..........................................that sounds unintentionally pervy :/

[nascido-do-mar.livejournal.com]

IT IS DELICIOUS. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

lol I just use my bed to keep my feet warm by turning on the electric blanket orz. Otherwise if I use it I'm very likely to sleep fff.

......How can it be unintentional when you're using that icon? I'M NOT BUYING IT.

[meg-inatree.livejournal.com]

I AM TEMPTED TO GET ONE WHEN I CBF TO ACTUALLY GO TO THE SHOPS

I srsly dun understand how peoples sleep while on the comp. Completely baffles me.

....................................... *looks cute?*

[nascido-do-mar.livejournal.com]

TASTES BEST ONCE IT'S POPPED IN THE MICROWAVE BECAUSE THEN IT'S ALL WARM AND DELISH. ;u;

I sleep if I'm on the comp while in bed, with the electric blanket on, and it's past midnight. Because my sleep pattern is so screwed up it just ... happens orz.

............ oh alright. *deredere for cute sob curses*

[meg-inatree.livejournal.com]

OH GOD EVERYTHING ALWAYS TASTES BEST WARM. ;A;

... Yeah that situation is me exact and all that is happening is that words are hard to spell :x

........................................................ *tsuntsuns*