hellzabeth | *looks through bonoculars*

/bad Australian accent, go!

Oi'm here, in the bush, watchin' three beauuutiful Australians, goin' through what may be some kind o' mating ritual.

First, they find a place t' nest. Now, that could be anywhere, but this time we've caught them at it in the middle of a little journal entry. There was originally a topic of some kind here, but it has been lost. Which is, of course, part of the natural order.

Crikey, look at 'em go! From what Oi can decipher, two of them are talkin' about... football, maybe rugby.

And that one! Ain't she a beaut? You gotta be careful 'round real Aussies though, they aren't afraid of your average Creepy Possum or Red Back spider. Oh no, their only natural predator is the magpie. Occasionally, they'll try to summon the courage to actually go up to one, being the omnivores that they are, but even the tempered iron Australian will bends at the sight of those black, beady eyes.

Uh oh, I think they saw me. Time to run before one of them throws a drop bear at me!

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*clings* Luuuuuurkerrrrrr I am outnumbered THEY'RE CLAIMING MY JOURNAL FOR THE AUSTRALIAN EMPIRE!

/plants lil flags everywhere.

First

hellzabeth then New Zealand and then we go North to conquer the globe!

I TOLD YOU DIDN'T I.

IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

AUSTRALIA WILL RULE THE WORLD.

/insert evil laugh

I am so not releasing FT until I am ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN it is 4am in Australia.

SO THERE.

You do realise that there is more than one time zone in Australia, right? It's already 3 in Sydney, I think.

...

I KNEW THAT.

Still. YOU ALL HAVE TO SLEEP EVENTUALLY.

OR DO WE?!

WHAT. HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY NO TO THIS FACE? :<

Luckily for you I have to get up early to go to work tomorrow so sleep is inevitable. B|

OR DO WE 8D

only 2 :3

Ah, forgot about Daylight Savings.

............I can't remember whether we move back or forth with DS, fuck.

NEITHER CAN I it's not important it's 2 am there and that's all that matters.

EXACTLY. AND WE ALL MUST PUPPY DOG EYES AT PIDGE TO GET FT

PFFT DS.

WA rejected it for like the fourth time last year because we're that awesome.

Except not really.

Just another reason to not live ther :3

Honestly I just like living here because it's cheaper to get to Europe. XD

And who can be bothered with DS anyway? It's a pain in the bum because we don't actually NEED it here. Throws us all out of sync with Asian timezones orz.

...... yeah okay I could take being in WA just so it meant I was in sync with the Singapore timezone and then my parents couldnn't be all 'I BET YOUR FRIEND WOULDN'T UP TILL 2AM FOR YOU!'

But I like my sun, and it gets dark so quickly ;A;

lol yeah most of my family live in Singapore so it's always great to be in sync with them. |D The Sydney timezone throws me off for this reason orz.

But then in the morning it gets bright so EARLY. ;A;

My S.O lives there and nnnngh it's okay but it's semi annoying and ugh. Yeah. Though really, timezones are one of the least annoying things I suppose.

HA not really it's like so dark and ughh and go away storms and rainclouds you make everything ick.

I think you should rebel and change your clocks to something more appropriate. :|a

But but but it doesn't rain NEARLY enough here. ;A;

I would but then I'd be late for everything :|

Oh god we have just gotte rain for like two weeks. Like. Two nice days. WTF IS THIS, ENGLAND? ;AAAAA; /clings to sunshine

WHAT. I can only DREAM of two weeks of rain. We're lucky if we even see a drop of it all winter? DAMMIT WA. ;AAAA; /does a raindance

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meg-inatree.livejournal.com - 2010-06-04 16:46 (UTC) - Expand

GUESS WHAT. I CAN STAY UP TILL THEN :D

I BLAME MY GIRLFRIEND FOR LIVING FAR FAR AWAY SO CRAZY SLEEP PATTERNS ARE GO.

And it's only two more hours or so, pft.