Writer's Block: A charming defense

[hellzabeth]

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It's going to be pigeon, isn't it. B|

No use denying it.

But damn if that thing won't dive-bomb the shit out of you.

Comments

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

Yes. Embrace the pigeon. Actually, one of them flew into my eye once. Good times...:P

I think I'd pick an elephant. No particular reason, I just like elephants.:D

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

PIGEON OF DEATH. Also owch. That sounds painful.

Lol holy shit that thing next to my puny little pigeon would be hilarious.

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

YES. DAMN POLISH PIGEONS.They're everywhere over there.D: It was more funny than painful though. At least for the other people with me.T_T

Oh Lord ELEPHANT VS PIGEON DEATHMATCH pff. I wonder which would win? The elephant would have the size advantage but the pigeon could dive-bomb and, like, peck its eyes out or something.Hmmm...*contemplates*

[thera7.livejournal.com]

LOL, you'd be invincible if you stood around in the middle of london then.
And hey, birds crapping on your head in good luck! I was so *lucky* that it happened twice. :(

QI seems to like pidgeons...

Personally, I have no idea. Maybe a fox.
Hmm... Are mythological creatures an option?