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[hellzabeth]

Dear BitTorrent,
Why do you only ever download the files I'm NOT all antsy about getting?
Annoyed,
Pidge

Dear Pidge
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY. YOU'LL TAKE YOUR ZETSUBOU SENSEI AND LIKE IT BITCH
Laughing at your pain,
BitTorrent

Dear BitTorrent,
Don't be an ass, I asked you to download Zetsubou Sensei half a year ago and you only decide to start seeding now I want to watch Durarara all the way through again? How about fuck you too! I thought the whole point of having you was to get downloads easier than DL-ing them!
Pissed off,
Pidge

Pidge,
Now I'm downloading the Professor Layton movie for you. Happy?
Letting up a bit,
BitTorrent

BitTorrent,
I guess that's a little better. But I still wanted Durarara since streaming is being a bitch with my connection. But you still haven't even touched Miku's Giving Day 39 Live Concert.
Feeling forgiving,
Pidge

Pidge,
Find torrents with more seeds, and we'll talk.
BitTorrent

BitTorrent,
That's a lot harder than it sounds. It's getting more and more difficult to find Torrents that seed at all, with all of the crack downs on trusted sites going on. Back-door sites are dangerous and worrysome so I don't want to use those, and most of the things I'm downloading off you are impossible to get in my country. America locks me out of a lot of streaming sites now. It's very frustrating.
Getting desperate,
Pidge

Pidge,
I don't have a solution. I'm a computer program. You've given me a voice because you're frustrated and to be honest, this is all getting a bit weird. And creepy.
Not going to reply to the next one,
BitTorrent

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That's what I'm trying to do but DDLs make me paranoid since I got a virus off one once. Torrents so far haven't steered me wrong...