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[hellzabeth]

Request: Could you tell us New Zealand's gender? Boy or girl?
Reply: Mmm, I wonder which...



TROLLMARUYAS GONNA TROLL AKJSKHFGDKHGKD





Though confirmed Brit Brows ftw.

Comments

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they're pretty but they cost an actual fortune.D: And the dancers have to get new ones every few months coz the fashions change. And they buy really expensive ringlety wigs and get fake tans even though it's Irish dancing and a tanned Irishwoman is an unnatural and strange occurance.:/ Don't ask me how I know this stuff...

Dare I ask what Morris dancing is?

NOOO! Not Lassie! *sobs*

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Oh well, all the prettiest things do... I have a friend who does Irish dancing and she's got this amazing dress for it *u* It's a lovely green colour. And she has to wear a curly wig for dancing so I'm like *ffffffuuu- I could have done the dancing without a wig...*

*sigh* Go on. Laugh. Behold my national heritage in all it's painful stupidity

/gives tissues

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

You'd probably still have to wear a wig, there seems to be an unwritten rule that you can't Irish dance with your own hair.:/

Oh...wow. How very...English. Why are there sticks?O.o

OH DEAR GOD THE IMAGE OF ENGLAND MORRIS DANCING WILL NOT LEAVE MY HEAD. *brb dying of laughter*

No mere tissue will heal my grief!T_T