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hellzabethPidge: Stare at new update.
You do. Your stare is hardly as unnerving as certain inspectors may be, but you stare none the less. You take your glasses off and wipe them, then putting them back on. No matter how you tilt your monitor, it would seem that the text stays the same.
Is this... smut-fic?
In your Homestuck?
It's (apparently) more likely than you think.
HZ: what is this I don't even 8|
HZ: I can't
HZ: why is it hot
HZ: it shouldn't be this hot it's Vriska's ancestor mind-controlling some poor troll into undressing her in front of her kismesis aka Eridan's ancestor
HZ: damn
HZ: Hussie you really do love me
HZ: best valentines day present ever
HZ: canon mind control smut fic
HZ: granted they're not exactly sexing it up yet but I hope they do just so I can see how the whole bucket thing comes into play
HZ: ... don't judge me
>Pidge: Go to the forums.
You do. Predictably, the tightasses are freaking out, the shippers, the moral guardians, while others are just sitting by with a reaction of "lol yeah whatever". Seriously guys, it's just lesbian pirate mind control sex.
>Pidge: Go to MSPAchan
Maybe you should wait until later in the night before your parents accidentally stumble on you looking at alien porn.
You do. Your stare is hardly as unnerving as certain inspectors may be, but you stare none the less. You take your glasses off and wipe them, then putting them back on. No matter how you tilt your monitor, it would seem that the text stays the same.
Is this... smut-fic?
In your Homestuck?
It's (apparently) more likely than you think.
HZ: what is this I don't even 8|
HZ: I can't
HZ: why is it hot
HZ: it shouldn't be this hot it's Vriska's ancestor mind-controlling some poor troll into undressing her in front of her kismesis aka Eridan's ancestor
HZ: damn
HZ: Hussie you really do love me
HZ: best valentines day present ever
HZ: canon mind control smut fic
HZ: granted they're not exactly sexing it up yet but I hope they do just so I can see how the whole bucket thing comes into play
HZ: ... don't judge me
>Pidge: Go to the forums.
You do. Predictably, the tightasses are freaking out, the shippers, the moral guardians, while others are just sitting by with a reaction of "lol yeah whatever". Seriously guys, it's just lesbian pirate mind control sex.
>Pidge: Go to MSPAchan
Maybe you should wait until later in the night before your parents accidentally stumble on you looking at alien porn.
