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AKJGAFSIUFDLABLDK

SASJHDSASDK

FKDKJ

JKJS!!!

WORDS DO NOT EXPRESS.

I CAN'T

I JUST.

I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW BADASS THAT WAS.

HE- IT- I-

Okay, trying to stop burning on the caps lock.

So we FINALLY get to Mars (gee, only took a reboot of the series and four years you guys.) and the Doctor (sans companion) is all skipping around like la la la~ oh look, the first martian settlement. Awesome. Let's go say hi. What's this? Oh, the date is the day when this settlement is blown up unexpectedly. Dang, guess I'd better leave.

Ohshit water monsters are taking everyone over.

Still, better leave.

But, you know, the mother of intergalactic space travel is kind of glaring at me so maybe I should help her crew out for a while. So he does. Doctor tells the captain how special she is (in his very round about way) and that she's meant to die today, for unknown reasons, but he couldn't change history and he couldn't save her, because that would cause her grand daughter, the first person to travel at light speed, to loose her dream. It all gets very tense.

Oh look water monsters again.

Running ensues.

Everyone's respective love interests are getting turned into water monsters wow, that kind of sucks for them considering a single drop can turn you. Good thing we sealed them all in those airlocks right?

Oh wait high pressure water jets.

So now only two random people and the good captain are left, the spaceship was taken over and compromised by the monsters and everyone is doomed to destruction. Doctor exits stage left to the screams of the remaining team mates. Everyone in the audience is going "for the love of God, man, you have two hearts, can't you find it in one of them to turn around and save someone for once?"

And then he stops.

And he turns around.

THE DOCTOR THEN TRIES TO CHANGE HISTORY.

HIM

THE DOCTOR.

THE ACTUAL DOCTOR TRIED TO CHANGE HISTORY.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A WALLBANGER AND AN OOC ALERT IF IT WEREN'T SO FUCKING AWESOME.

So despite the entire place going boom and saving Earth by not letting the water monsters come to our nice blue marble, Doctor takes the crew into the TARDIS and arrives back outside the captain's house. Captain is shocked and appalled. Doctor is all "I'm the last of the Time Lords, and it's just occurred to me that I can fuck about with history and nobody can stop me. I'm practically god."

He has his little Kira moment, showing off by letting the captain into her own house using the sonic screwdriver. He has a little rant about how usually he saves only the little people and he's quite chuffed about saving an important person. Captain tells him off for thinking he can judge who is important and who isn't. Kira-Doctor is like "pfft, I'm Time Lord Victorious, bitch, what are you going to do about it."

So the captain shoots herself.

Instant BSOD for Doctor.

For some reason I'm sure they'll explain later he starts hallucinating an Ood and realises he's gone too far, way too far, and asks LSD-Ood if it's his time to die. It vanishes, and he gets up, runs inside his TARDIS and answers his own question.

"No."

AKBJTKHEOJAG; HE'S SNAPPED, HE'S FINALLY SNAPPED AND IT'S AWESOME.

Oh, but I'm not finished, people, I AM NOT FINISHED.

GUESS WHO'S BACK?!



I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY'RE GOING TO PLOTDEVICE THEIR WAY AROUND THIS ONE BUT IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING SWEET REGARDLESS.

JAIKJHSODFLUASH;ODILFSJLD;

I AM INFUCKINGCOHERENT WITH HAPPINESS.

Date: 2009-11-16 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellethill.livejournal.com
I WISH TO SHARE IN YOUR MANIC ASDJGASFRGRHJ-ING BUT SADLY I DO NOT WATCH THE SERIES. STILL, SINCE IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, ASDASJGFSDJGASHFDGHASFHTRGFDSD!!!!!

YAY FOR hEPIC DEVELOPMENTS!!

Date: 2009-11-16 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
HOORAY LET US AJSUYJADFGWHGBEYAJKH TOGETHER

*DOES SO. IN CAPS LOCK*

Date: 2009-11-16 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellethill.livejournal.com
YOUR ICON IS HIGHLY APPROPRIATE!

*JUMPS FOR JOY*

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