Goddamn this coursework.

Fuck.

Does anyone, anyone at all, know a prominent linguist that studied language in advertising. Google and the library fail me.

And I'm sick to death of these adverts I crave a coca cola so hardcore right now I don't even aaaaaarrrgh.

In other news, Hinamizawa week at the Facility is going to be FUCKING AWESOME. Bloooooood will be everywhere.

The rain outside is like a solid wall of water, I swear. It's almost impressive-

Jenny Assbitch just came into our class.

Someone lock her in the supply cupbord. Quick.

I love how the feeling of hatred seems to be mutual for everyone who has ever been taught by her.

I hope she suffocates in her sleep.

I'm such a nice person, aren't I?

And now, I return to work.