hellzabeth: (Bored.)
Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): Portugal, Turkey, Germany, Belarus, America.

Rating: 15

Warnings: Violence, more gore, foreign languages.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

/sneaks on, leaves this here, runs away )
hellzabeth: (typity tap)
Please stand by.

Testing

Testing

Testing

Testing

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890ABCDEFGHIJKMLNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!@£$%^&*()_+:"|}{?><~±éüøñ¬π“‘«æ÷≥≤è¡!¢∞

A link to Google so I can see how those look too.

Oranges and Lemons say the bells of St Clemence
You owe me five farthings say the bells of St Martins
When will you pay me say the bells of Old Baily
When I grow rich say the bells of Shoredich
When will that be say the bells of Stepney
I'm sure I don't know says the old bell of Bow
Here comes the candle to light you to bed
And here comes the chopper to chop off your head.
Chop!
Chop!
Chop!
The last man's dead.
hellzabeth: (fangirly joy)
NEW ZEALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

Can't tell the gender and my NZ is so completely off the mark I don't even haha but they've got the BROWS which is awesome.

Ahhh why did I read this in class I wanna get up and dance around like a looney.

HIDEKAZ I LOVE YOU

NOW DRAW PORTUGAL.
hellzabeth: (facepalm)
Gotta stop reading Wikipedia.

Firstly because my wiki-walking takes up hours that I could be using to learn things that are not random shit about Queen or bee farming.

Secondly because Wikipedia is a veritable black hole and I will never. Stop. Browsing.

Thirdly because I am in class so I should be listening to Jenny when she talks.

Finally, because inevitably I will end up on the Psychology pages and start diagnosing everyone I know as well as myself. Everyone's a little bit messed up, it's not a crime, and not everyone cares for a diagnosis for their nictophobia or CES or OCD.

I'm so Neurotic Obsessive Compulsive it's painful.

No.

Bad Pidge, stop.

orz

Do you guys ever get carried away with diagnosing yourself? Or even wiki-walking until your cyber-shoes are worn to nothing?
hellzabeth: (OH SHI-)
Fuck.

Does anyone, anyone at all, know a prominent linguist that studied language in advertising. Google and the library fail me.

And I'm sick to death of these adverts I crave a coca cola so hardcore right now I don't even aaaaaarrrgh.

In other news, Hinamizawa week at the Facility is going to be FUCKING AWESOME. Bloooooood will be everywhere.

The rain outside is like a solid wall of water, I swear. It's almost impressive-

Jenny Assbitch just came into our class.

Someone lock her in the supply cupbord. Quick.

I love how the feeling of hatred seems to be mutual for everyone who has ever been taught by her.

I hope she suffocates in her sleep.

I'm such a nice person, aren't I?

And now, I return to work.

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