Ohay look, intarwebs.

Oh god, con was exhausting but fun. SO MUCH MONEY SPENT. And speaking of money, I had to cancel my card because it got stolen, but luckily there was a bank nearby with a phone where I could cancel him.

If I'm not making sense it may be because of the fact I am slightly drunk. See, we're watching Eurovision and taking sips every time UK gets 12 points. Or rather, every time they don't, because as it stands we have 5 points...

Madi and Neko are cheering for Germany, Nena's cheering for France, and I am the only patriot in the room.

/sob

It is so predictable, this voting though. Though I was kind of begging the TV to let Portugal or someone give us votes. Why no love for us, Europe? Oh wait it's because we've been enemies with EVERYONE forever.

Edit:
Russia: Little sister has no points... *gives 2*
Ukraine: *gives Russia 12 points* please do not collect my gas bill, bratja?
(Pidge: watch as Belarus gives Russia 12 points*)
Belarus: *gives 6 points to Ukraine, 12 to Russia* you gave me points, bratja, you must love me! See, I love you too, now let us get marriedmarriedmarriedmarried!

Edit2:
Pidge: Omg Port, please, give us 12 points?
Port: ... *gives it to Spain*
Pidge: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU--

Edit3:
Pidge: Oh hey, Georgia gave England points! Now we're ahead of Belarus.
Nena: You know, if they give Belarus 12 points they'll kick our ass.
Pidge: If they do, I'll cry.
TV: 12 points to Belarus!
Pidge: =A=
Nena: XDDDDDDDD

So yeah, we failed.

/moves on