Oh cock.

So I came home from work and forgot to refresh the concealer on my hickies before going downstairs to make lunch.

Mum noticed.

Mum guessed.

She's not talking to me.

I'm not sure what word accurately describes what I'm feeling right now.

"Boned" will suffice.

Family Ties [Part 77]

Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, England, Wales, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Portugal, Afghanistan, Turkey and Greece.

Rating: 12

Warnings: Destroyed cities, Denmark and the Irelands mechagazming.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

( Released extra early for once for reasons idefk. <3 )