FMA 104 TRANSLATED THIS TIME

[hellzabeth]

OH

OHHH

SO HE DIDN'T EAT THE SUN.

NO.

HE ATE GOD INSTEAD.

WELL THAT JUST MAKES IT ALL BETTER.

WE'RE FUCKED

8D

Comments

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

SHE WILL! SHE MUST!

IT'S INTERESTING WHAT WE NOW CONSIDER TO BE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS - SHE KICKED ASS RIGHT THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE, AND IN THE END STILL UP-SMARTED HOLMES (BY TAKING THE POISON AND LETTING MORIARTY TAKE THE DEVICE), BUT EVERYTHING SHE DID IN THE MOVIE ENDS UP BEING IGNORED BECAUSE 1) IN THE VERY LAST OF HER SCENES SHE SHOWS SOME EMOTION; 2) SHE GETS KIDNAPPED (BY, PRESUMABLY, A WHOLE GROUP OF STRONGER GUYS) AND HOLMES AND WATSON NEED TO SAVE HER. SIGH?

THE SEQUEL HOOK IS LAUGHABLE. AND THE PLOT IS SO WEAK IT'S EVEN MORE LAUGHABLE - BUT THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS MADE TO SHOW OFF THE HOLMES-WATSON DYNAMIC, WHICH IS MARVELOUS, SO I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT IT MUCH :D

I FEEL SORRY FOR OUR CAPS LOCK KEYS

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I'M AFRAID WE MAY HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE ON THIS ONE, DANI DEAR. MAYBE IT'S JUST ME BEING TWITCHY BECAUSE HOLLYWOOD HAD TO SHOEHORN A CHICK IN THERE SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING BUT I DIDN'T LIKE IT ALL THAT MUCH. THOUGH NOW YOU MENTION IT SHE WAS THE ONE THAT TIED HOLMES TO A BED NAKED AND MADE HIM SAY THAT LINE WHICH I JUST LOVE.

THERE WAS A PLOT? I WAS TOO BUSY LOLING AT HOLMES AND WATSON PLAYING OFF EACHOTHER AND BEATING BACK THE HO-YAY ALARM IN MY HEAD.

THEY ENJOY BEING USED NOW AND THEN

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

OH, I WASN'T ENTIRELY DISAGREEING WITH YOU. I AGREE THAT SHE HAD A VERY DAMSEL-LIKE FEEL, AND WAS MENTIONING HOW WEIRD IT WAS THAT IT WOULD BE SO, CONSIDERING EVERYTHING SHE DID IN THE MOVIE; THE TWO MOMENTS I MENTIONED WERE THE ONLY ONES THAT COULD HAVE TECHNICALLY GIVEN HER THE DAMSEL-FEEL, BUT THEY WEREN'T IT (OR WEREN'T IT BY THEMSELVES). BASICALLY I'M CONFUSED AS TO HOW IN GOD'S NAME THEY MANAGED TO BOTCH UP HER CHARACTER.

MY BACKGROUND SYSTEMS MANAGED TO PICK UP THE PLOT. BARELY. THE MAIN ONES WERE TRYING TO KEEP ME FROM KYAA-ING IN THE CINEMA. WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO BEAT THEM BACK?

THEY SECRETLY LOVE IT.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

IT'S HOLLYWOOD. THEY USE COOKIE CUTTERS. NO MATTER HOW MANY DECORATIONS YOU PUT ON A COOKIE, IT WILL ALWAYS BE A COOKIE.

THERE WAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BLACK MAGIC THAT WASN'T BLACK MAGIC BUT ALL I WAS THINKING ABOUT WAS IF HOLMES REALLY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC I WONDER WHAT HE'D DO IF HE MET ENGLAND FROM HETALIA. YEAH. I READ A FIC ON IT BEFORE I LEFT, DON'T JUDGE. BECAUSE SCREAMING "KISS HIM ALREADY" IN A CINEMA IS A BAD IDEA.

THEY NEED SOME LOVE, POOR DEARS

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

HOLLYWOOD ALWAYS NEEDS TO RUIN A GOOD THING, THE BASTARDS.

O_O OF COURSE THERE'S A FIC ABOUT THAT. OF COURSE. OOOOOOOH, THAT MAKES SENSE. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WAS DOING; ONLY, I WAS BASKING IN THE GLORY OF THE SLASH-FEST AT THE SAME TIME

DUDE. I'M ACTUALLY CONSIDERING MAKING A VID FOR THE MOVIE. MY. GOD. (AM CURRENTLY SEARCHING FOR A FILE VERSION THAT ACTUALLY WORKS FOR VIDDING)