Family Ties [Part 29]
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hellzabethTitle: Family Ties
Characters (in this chapter): Russia, America, England.
Rating: 15
Warnings: Epicness.
Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.
Russia waltzed into the WDF headquaters like he owned the place so the others all freaked out.
"what are you doing here Russia!?!?" yelled England, his giantmassive eyebows all scrunched together so it looked like they were having sex (A/N: lol jk)
"Kolkolkol I'm gonna blow you up that's how." he waited. "Da."
"You mean 'what'." England corrected.
"Is what I said."
"No you wont blow us up coz I'm the hero!!!" Alfred shouted looking extremely manly and handsome and the sun shone through the windows and lit up his hair all pretty like an actual halo and not like that crap metaphore that was wasted on France like a million chapters ago.
"Ah but I have THIS!" and Russia revealed a giant red button that he had hidden in his scarf because that thing has hammerspace or pipespace or whatever.
"Omg what is that" England screamed hiding behind America to escape Rusia's evil waves of communism but it was cool because America was so capitalist it made the commie waves go poof and that's why Canada's not 100% red yet even though he only hangs out with commies.
"Aahahahaha!" russia laughed evilly "this is a button that will blow up your brother and France and then the entire world!!!!!!!"
"Hold on a moment, why should I care about what happens to that French bastard or my backstabbing brother? Moreover, they're on your side, which would put you at a disadvantage." England asked. America elbowed him in the stomach.
"dont worry England I'll save them for you!" he cried in a truely heroic voice that rang from the mountains and echoed across the sea all the way to Japan who cried with joy and all the way to Australia who was having a beer and being an awesome bro.
"you are to late mr Jones" Russia laughed again. His laugh is seriously creepy I'm not even kidding and I don't just mean the giggle I mean the proper crazy laugh that he never does apart from that one time in 1962 when we both had guns in eachothers faces and were totally gonna blow eachother to little bits but since I'm the hero we didn't so yeah I'm awesome.
then russia took out his pipe and grew evil horns to show how evil he is and attacked America who dodged under it and tried to grab the button ut then
kohosdahlhkfdlsla;;ad
England let me type geez its only a littlolwhgjkerghlwja
sop;a'q
KJHIUDG8UHK
Butchering the English languagepopu9owe9oposdjg[pd
oh god I think I broke it.
I love you guys. Real chapter tomorrow.
Characters (in this chapter): Russia, America, England.
Rating: 15
Warnings: Epicness.
Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.
Russia waltzed into the WDF headquaters like he owned the place so the others all freaked out.
"what are you doing here Russia!?!?" yelled England, his giantmassive eyebows all scrunched together so it looked like they were having sex (A/N: lol jk)
"Kolkolkol I'm gonna blow you up that's how." he waited. "Da."
"You mean 'what'." England corrected.
"Is what I said."
"No you wont blow us up coz I'm the hero!!!" Alfred shouted looking extremely manly and handsome and the sun shone through the windows and lit up his hair all pretty like an actual halo and not like that crap metaphore that was wasted on France like a million chapters ago.
"Ah but I have THIS!" and Russia revealed a giant red button that he had hidden in his scarf because that thing has hammerspace or pipespace or whatever.
"Omg what is that" England screamed hiding behind America to escape Rusia's evil waves of communism but it was cool because America was so capitalist it made the commie waves go poof and that's why Canada's not 100% red yet even though he only hangs out with commies.
"Aahahahaha!" russia laughed evilly "this is a button that will blow up your brother and France and then the entire world!!!!!!!"
"Hold on a moment, why should I care about what happens to that French bastard or my backstabbing brother? Moreover, they're on your side, which would put you at a disadvantage." England asked. America elbowed him in the stomach.
"dont worry England I'll save them for you!" he cried in a truely heroic voice that rang from the mountains and echoed across the sea all the way to Japan who cried with joy and all the way to Australia who was having a beer and being an awesome bro.
"you are to late mr Jones" Russia laughed again. His laugh is seriously creepy I'm not even kidding and I don't just mean the giggle I mean the proper crazy laugh that he never does apart from that one time in 1962 when we both had guns in eachothers faces and were totally gonna blow eachother to little bits but since I'm the hero we didn't so yeah I'm awesome.
then russia took out his pipe and grew evil horns to show how evil he is and attacked America who dodged under it and tried to grab the button ut then
kohosdahlhkfdlsla;;ad
England let me type geez its only a littlolwhgjkerghlwja
sop;a'q
KJHIUDG8UHK
Butchering the English languagepopu9owe9oposdjg[pd
oh god I think I broke it.
I love you guys. Real chapter tomorrow.
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Date: 2010-04-01 01:25 pm (UTC)You're cruel.
CRUEL, I SAY.
But this was hilarious, so I still think you're awesome. ALL IS FORGIVEN.
I wish I had something to April Fool people with.
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Date: 2010-04-01 01:37 pm (UTC)Oh good ;3; I was hoping nobody would get angry with me. Though technically since it's 12pm where I am now I should take this down or risk being a Fool, I'll leave it up for people who aren't on GMT
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Date: 2010-04-01 02:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-04-01 02:23 pm (UTC)You told me you were going to do this a few weeks ago!
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Date: 2010-04-01 02:29 pm (UTC)It's more like Alfred being let at writing it. >>;;
I did? Oh buggery.
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Date: 2010-04-01 03:20 pm (UTC)So that better not be an April Fool's joke too bawwwwLOLBut you know. I kind of cried over this terrible abuse of the English language f-ffff. /grammar nazi what
I didn't even know it was April Fool's Day. Huh. o__o I only remembered it was Holy Thursday because everyone was stocking up for the Easter weekend at work today orz. XD;
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Date: 2010-04-01 05:00 pm (UTC)naw man the love is real, America and Australia totally have an awesome bromance.That was the point hahaha I wanted to watch you suffer.
Weeeeeell now you do! Glad to have educated you. 8D
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