Writer's Block: Pet talk

[hellzabeth]

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"Walk me bitch." :|

Or something like "hey master, hey, hey, master, hey! PLAY WITH MEEEEEE! Look! Look at my adorable eyes, don't you want to play with me? Yeah that's right, feel the guilt. Plaaaaaaaaaay with meeeeeeeee."

6:30 = "Food. Food? Is that food? Food for me? Food? Food. Fooooooood. Food please? FOOD! Maybe if I stare at you for long enough you will turn into food. Oh hey, that's food! That's food for me! Yaaaaay!.... There's no chicken/cheese/potatoes mashed up in this. I refuse to eat this slop." *walks off*

Comments

[starrose]

LOL That sounds so much like my own doggie XD

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I think this is something all pet owners can feel coming from their pets. "Food", "walk" and "PLAY WITH ME".

[vehira.livejournal.com]

Dawwww ♥

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

So, I'm slowly going insane while studying for my last exam (what should have been the easiest thing to study is now driving me crazy, oh, the horror; nope, it ain't going too well), and then I read this, and lo, it made me laugh, and it was good!

Am sorry for the implied waking-up-at-6:30-in-the-morning that your dog puts you through :( It sure is funny when you put it like that, though :D

Also, I can actually see him (him?) walk away in a dignified manner at the lack of *proper* food. It made me lol :D

What breed is (s)he? I think I asked you this before, by my memory is smth like swiss cheese :(

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Yay, I cheered you up! 8D <3

that's 6:30 in the evening dear, as in dinner time. He notices everyone else is eating, but no food for him until after.

He kind of sniffs at the bowl and then walks off with his head held high and we all just lol.

He's a West Highland Terrier, adorable little white fluffball. I swear we have swapped pictures before >>

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

^__^

Ohhh, 6:30 pm! much more acceptable!

Aha! White adorable ball of fluff! Now I remember :)

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

With biiiig brown eyes that make you do anything. <3

[ellethill.livejournal.com]

Manipulative bastard...