Writer's Block: Back to the future
Apr. 11th, 2010 01:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Well there'd be the initial reaction of "omg omg YOU CUT OFF THE HAIR." To which I'd go "Yes, it's much easier to turn my head. And btw sitting on your hair actually hurts like a bitch and will also take another four years of waiting so don't hold out much hope."
Then there'd be the moment of "Shit the acne really does get worse doesn't it." And I hang my head and go "for god's sake don't wait until you're 15 to go get those pills just do it now."
But then there would be the glee of "YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRAW NOW YAAAAAY!" and me going "Yeppers, but have fun with the six years of utter shit. 8D Also fanfiction will consume your life but you'll never regret it because you'll make some awesome friends that way."
And after all that we would sit down together and I would buy her fanta ("omg you have money!" "And a job, which doesn't suck as much as you'd think") And I'd tell her to just give up on the Naruto filler before it even happens and that slapping Katie W. will be the most satisfying thing you'll do until your first kiss. Also, don't talk to Peter D. He's a creepy freak.
And then a hug. A big hug. And assurance that eventually the bullies will run out of original taunts.
...
I'm so glad that school is over and I never have to do it again.
/goes to work
Well there'd be the initial reaction of "omg omg YOU CUT OFF THE HAIR." To which I'd go "Yes, it's much easier to turn my head. And btw sitting on your hair actually hurts like a bitch and will also take another four years of waiting so don't hold out much hope."
Then there'd be the moment of "Shit the acne really does get worse doesn't it." And I hang my head and go "for god's sake don't wait until you're 15 to go get those pills just do it now."
But then there would be the glee of "YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRAW NOW YAAAAAY!" and me going "Yeppers, but have fun with the six years of utter shit. 8D Also fanfiction will consume your life but you'll never regret it because you'll make some awesome friends that way."
And after all that we would sit down together and I would buy her fanta ("omg you have money!" "And a job, which doesn't suck as much as you'd think") And I'd tell her to just give up on the Naruto filler before it even happens and that slapping Katie W. will be the most satisfying thing you'll do until your first kiss. Also, don't talk to Peter D. He's a creepy freak.
And then a hug. A big hug. And assurance that eventually the bullies will run out of original taunts.
...
I'm so glad that school is over and I never have to do it again.
/goes to work
