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Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): France, Scotland, the WDF

Rating: 12

Warnings: Swearing, abuse of imagery.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

The day broke dry and sunny. Clouds floated in the distance and caught the morning sunshine, turning pink and red and orange. The breeze off the mountains was chilly, playing ripples on the surface of the still lake they marched past. Or maybe that was the rumbling of the tanks, and the rhythmic tread of boots on tarmac and dirt alike. The concrete cracked under the heavy tanks, unused to the pressure. The streets were empty and silent, save for a few brave ones that peered through curtained windows or slatted blinds.

France wondered if Scotland could sense the fear his people were radiating, or if that had been taken from him too.

"This is suicide." the blonde Nation muttered, keeping steady pace with his partner. Scotland glanced at him.

"It's in Russia's plan." he said, like that solved everything and wasn't the direct problem.

France grit his teeth and held in the anger, just like every other time. It would do no good to blow up now. "Pardon me, cher, I forgot."

The affectionate smile didn't connect to the blankness in James' eyes. "Yer daft sometimes, y'know." He said, adjusting his grip on his gun. "Ye didn' even have tae come with me this time."

Francis pursed his lips. Yes he did. He did because Scotland wasn't in his senses, not really, and that was his fault. "I know. I just worry about you getting hurt."

The red head scoffed. "Me, get hurt? Nah. I'm fine, no matter what."

The troops stopped marching. Just over the hill, following the deserted motorway, lay the English border, defenses built up much higher than Hadrian's wall ever had hoped to have been. The sun rose orange and red to their left, bathing the land in a dark glow. Streetlights flickered out one by one, and the NWO army waited, just out of reach of the radar and under the blanket of the information shield. Across the ocean, more of the NWO army troops did the same.

A soft sort of whump sound, and the ground shook.

This was swiftly followed by a much louder explosion, sending plumes of smoke high up into the morning sky, catching the dawn light and turning red and black. A few soldiers cheered as yet more explosions went off, detonating along the edge of the English defenses.

"Red sky in the mornin'." Scotland observed, neither cheering nor frowning. "S' gonna rain today."

As the army marched onto English soil, France didn't doubt it.

---

England reclined in his chair, sipping a cup of tea thoughtfully and reading a newspaper.

"Hm, could use some biscuits with this..." he mumbled.

"Here you go, amor." Portugal appeared out of nowhere, handing him some McVities Digestives, which England gratefully took. America stood in the background, looking extremely peeved that the closest thing he had to hand were cookies and they weren't right for what England liked.

"Thank you." Arthur said, smiling up at the Iberian Nation. "Though it's getting dark outside now, I can't really read this."

America was at the light switch in a flash. "I got it Iggy!" he switched on the lights, as well as a lamp for England to read by. The island Nation nodded his thanks, and the living room continued on in relative silence, the peaceful evening broken only by the occasional turning of Ireland's book, or the clatter of Wales' fingers on his laptop keyboard. Mexico, Brazil and Canada moved about in the kitchen, chatting over inane things. It was all quite domestic.

Speaking of which, England drained the last of his tea. "Bugger, all out." Before the sentence was even fully out of his mouth, he found the cup snatched from his hands by America, who dashed off to the kitchen yelling something about getting him some more. England fought back a smile. "Gab, be a dear and make sure he does it right?"

"As you wish." Portugal said jokingly, and followed the excitable blonde to the kitchen.

Wales paused in what he was doing to give his brother a look. "You shouldn't just play with them like this." He said disapprovingly, though there was a hint of amusement in the quirk of his lips. Ireland snorted into her book.

"It's only America who's oblivious, poor lad." she grinned. "Port's just messing. He's already won anyway."

"Or has he?" Wales raised his eyebrows. "Alfred's trying pretty hard. Besides which, we know who he sees more often."

Ireland bookmarked her page and closed the book, thoughtful. "Yes, but Gab's been around much longer than Al. He's got seniority, and knows what makes Artie tick."

"Yes, but you have to admire the effort that Alfred's putting in." Darren argued back. "And he has much more to offer, being who he is."

"Aye, there's that, but--" Aine stopped short in her sentence, causing Darren to look questioningly at her. "Artie, you alright?"

England had put a hand to his head, some time during all of this, eyes wide and not seeing the room in front of him, but something else. His breath came in short gasps. Wales got up from his seat. "Arthur?"

England tried to get to his feet, swayed and was caught by his brother. "Fuck. Fuck, an invasion!" a sheen of sweat broke out on his skin as he tried to regain his balance. The sudden force of the attack left him reeling.

Ireland lept to her feet. "A what?!"

Her shout caused the others to come running in. "What's happening?" "Arthur!" "Que está acontecendo?" "Did someone say invasion?"

But shockingly, it was Canada who was heard above all the others. "Auntie Ireland!"

The red headed Nation was holding on to the backs of chairs for support as she made her way to the door on shaking legs. "North, I have to get to North." she gasped, grasping on to the doorway as Canada pursued, trying to hold her up. "That Russian bastard's attacking from that border. North, is he still downstairs...?" she couldn't go any further, collapsing to her knees in the doorway. Canada rushed past her and down the stairs to the basement to check.

"Iggy!" America hovered nervously over his former mentor, who had been pushed back into his seat until the dizziness passed. "Don't die!"

"I'm not going to die you idiot." England mumbled, hand over his eyes as though that would stop the sensation that he'd just stepped off a Waltzer. "I've been invaded before. The modern day version is just... faster. More disorienting."

Wales handed England a glass of water. "Russia's getting desperate. We've been holding the lines well in Alaska, even pushing back in some places, and he's nearly been driven out of Finland. Winter's over, he's lost his advantage. He's invading both of you to take a last swipe at our morale."

Canada raced back in to the room. "Northern Ireland's gone!"

Ireland let off a stream of foul curses. "That son of a bitch. He must have snuck him out somehow. If he thinks we're not going to retaliate against this, he's wrong. He's dead wrong."

Wales nodded. "We have eighty tanks equipped with the force field. America, when will the incendiaries shipments be ready?"

"You can have them by tomorrow." America assured, determination strong in his eyes. "And I'll lend as many soldiers as I can spare to you as well."

England's eyes widened. "America, you're stretched thin enough as it is! Between the Middle East and defending home territory..." but the younger Nation just shook his head, fists clenched at his sides.

"I'm going to help you. I want to!"

A tense moment passed, and Portugal sighed. "I'll redirect more of my forces to fight in the Middle East. That should lift the load on you, America."

Everyone stared at him. Brazil looked particularly concerned. "Is that a good idea? You'd have to go around Spain in order to fight in the Mediterranean, and he hasn't decided on anything yet."

Tan shoulders straightened. "I'll take my chances. However, this means that I will trust you," he fixed America with a look. "to make sure nothing more happens to Inglaterra. Compreendes?"

Alfred nodded solomnly. "Right."

"Still here." England grumbled, though a slight blush was creeping across his face. "Stop talking over me like I'm a child, honestly."

The younger blonde peered at his former colonizer. "Hey, you're right, it does start in the middle of his cheeks."

"I hate you both."

Notes:
- For international readers who may not know, there's an English saying "red sky at night, shepherd's delight, red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning". If you get a red sunset, you'll have a non-rainy day tomorrow. If you have a red sunrise, it'll rain that day. Simple, and it works.
- Motorway = highway. Same difference.
- Please forgive my Bablefish Portuguese. >>;;;; Fixed thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tejab!
- Told you the fun wouldn't last forever.
- Sorry for the delay guys. I did a load of overtime at work.


Part 36

Date: 2010-04-14 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallenxembers17.livejournal.com
LOL OH AMERICA. See over here (or at least on the coast) it's "Red sky at night, sailor's delight, red sky at morning, sailor take warning." America just has to be different I guess.

And speaking of America, good god, you hopeless sap. The Isle sibs arguing over the whole thing made me giggle. 8D

AHHHH INVASION! RUSSIA YOU EVIL BASTARD! >[

Date: 2010-04-15 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immaturedream.livejournal.com
Let me just say I'm in love with this story - I spent a whole day just sitting at my computer reading it to catch up! The characterization and plot are great. I was iffy with a female Ireland at the beginning, but now I've grown to love her~

The version of that saying I was taught was "evening red and morning gray sends the traveler on his way - evening gray and morning red brings down rain upon his head." There are a bunch, I bet.

Um. Anyway - keep it up, I love it!

Date: 2010-04-15 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com
OMG THE INVASION. THE INVASION. Well take the time to look around and smell the roses France, it's been AGES since you invaded England haha orz. I love the "red skies" quote, we say it exactly the same. \o/ And omg Scotland omg bawwwww. I'm glad France is tagging along, god knows what kind of trouble and destruction he'd get up to otherwise. That being said, poor France. ;A; Knowing Russia the plan is suicide orz.

England you'd better stop taking advantage of Port if you're banking on getting any in the reasonable future. XD America is excused because he doesn't know any better but lol, look at him. He's lapping it up haha. Wales how could you say that! D: At least Ireland is on Port's side, I think. Baww Port no one has faith in yoooou.

I love how America automatically assumes England's going to die ffff, I shouldn't laugh but it was great. Good to see he and Port can join forces regardless of their "competition". And Port having to go around Spain to get to the Mediterranean omg aaaaaah. THINGS BE GOING DOWN NOW.

Date: 2010-04-15 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windy-lea.livejournal.com
"Hey, you're right, it does start in the middle of his cheeks."

Are you trying to tempt me into OT3 land? Because that is what happens when I start to like both the competitors too much to OTP just one Morals? What morals? This is FANDOM!

I've heard the variant fallenxembers17 mentioned although I couldn't remember the exact worders while I was reading this chapter.

Also: What is a Waltzer?

Date: 2010-04-15 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windy-lea.livejournal.com
"worders"? WTF, me? Oh that is it; I am going to bed.

THERE WAS NO FAIL

Date: 2010-04-15 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smokeveil.livejournal.com
I CANNAE BE DEALIN WITH ALL THIS SPELLIN MALARKY AT THIS HOUR IN 'MORNIN!

My country just got invaded, so I'm going to hide in my basement with a gun.

Awesome chapter.

Date: 2010-04-15 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
LOL YES INDEED. Silly boy just had to go and make it special for him, eh? *loves him anyway*

He's such a romantic. Unfortunately, his rival is a Romantic. Capital R. Go figure.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO RUSSIA *shot*

Date: 2010-04-15 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
aksjkjf Th-thank you~! I'm glad you're enjoying it. Most people picture her as a dude anyway, but eh. I like fem!Ireland.

It's probably different all over the world; everyone must have noticed at some point that red evening = good and red morning = bad.

Can do, will do! *salutes*

Date: 2010-04-15 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
INVAAAASION. Hahaha roses. Yes indeedy. /dork that sees puns everywhere. When was the last time? Oh yeah, Napoleon. Hm. Whoops. Yay, something right down under!

Ffff Port totally knows what he's doing. Also you make me think steamy things that I could never write because I fail utterly at smut. Ireland being on Port's side is YOUR FAULT goddamn it. You influence my ships so hard I don't even.

I took that from the one episode where England's all banged up in bed from the blitz (hey, alliteration!) and America proclaims that England's going to die and freaks out. Port and Al unite to save their One Twoo Wuv! *shotshotSHOT* OH SHIT IT IS ON NOW BABY YEAH.

MY INBOX DOES NOT LIE.

Date: 2010-04-15 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Nena dear.

How far are we, exactly, from the Scottish border. *facepalm*

Date: 2010-04-15 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
*tucks you in and tells you reply to comment as a bed time story*

Of course I'm not tempting you with delicious goodies into OT3 land. >> Where would you get that idea PREPOSTEROUS.

Seems to be something international anyway.

A Waltzer is a fairground ride where you sit in this thing that like a half-tea cup and it spins you round and round while going up and down. Think Round-a-Bout, but instead of horses you have spinny seats of DEATH. You get so dizzy on those I don't even.

Date: 2010-04-15 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nenamoo.livejournal.com
About twenty miles from the coast, which is as far away from the Scottish border as you can be.

I've been watched Billy Connolly all morning, shut up

Date: 2010-04-15 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tejab.livejournal.com
Ok, so this is my first time reviewing this and I have to say that I LOVE your story! It's amazing and it has almost the whole world in it!
An invasion? That sure sounds promising!
I really like the situations with America, England and Portugal.
I hope England will be alright, and Portugal, too, because of the whole Spain thing.
If you want me to I can correct your babelfish portuguese=) , at least as far as Portugal goes. I don't know who was speaking when you wrote "Que está acontecendo?", but if it was Brasil, then it's alright, if it was Portugla it should be " O que é que está a acontecer?". When Portugal says "Compreenda?" it should be "Compreendes?" if he is talking normally or "Compreende?" if he is being polite, but the first one is more used.
I hope you don't mind me doing this.=D

Date: 2010-04-15 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
See, this is why I love Hetalia; so multicultural!

It was Brazil speaking when he said "Que está acontecendo?". I didn't know it was different between the two countries, cool! I'll go back and correct Portugal's "compreenda" to "compreendes".

Thank you very much for the corrections! I do need the help.

Thanks for reading, I'll keep it up for you!

Date: 2010-04-15 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerbreadmoon.livejournal.com
D: Hold fast England and Ireland!

You've made me crave McVities digestives with my tea. And I certainly wouldn't object if they were offered to me by Portugal. I am very much enjoying your characterisation, oh yes indeed.

Date: 2010-04-15 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com
War of the Roses, I mean. /SUBTLE Ahaha yes, Napoleon. Good times, good times. I bet France is still feeling it. Only difference is now they have Scotland on their side which is aaaaaaah. What a mess. \o/ Yay!

Port is an Iggy-expert, that's for certain. XDb Keep thinking steamy things okay, they're awesome. And tell me. So I can write them lol. /fans the flames I - I FEEL SO POWERFUL. D: bawwwww

What does that say if America thinks that England's so old he's going to drop dead at the worst possible minute? lol AHAHA OMG, JAPAN WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY OUT OF THAT. *A* BRING IT ON.

Date: 2010-04-16 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windy-lea.livejournal.com
*Awesome~~*

You don't fool me! about this

Hahaha, I bet England would be happy to know that America--and maybe some others?--took it on a ~nautical~ theme.

Ah, I see. Once you explained the motions, I thought it sounded kinda like a tilt-a-whirl. So I google-imaged it. It seems pretty similar to a tilt-a-whirl. A car that spins, especially as you add your direction in one way or another, while the entire ride rotates and undulates? Except the tilt-a-whirl car seems to have a different shape.

Date: 2010-04-19 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelylurker.livejournal.com
YAY.

I finally got to read this.

Oooh but everyone loves you, England. Except for maybe Russia. And China.

And uh. A whole lot of other people but that isn't the point here.

What is the point is that if it's cloudy just take an umbrella.

Date: 2010-06-10 06:53 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-10 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emelethaine.livejournal.com
My OT3. Has already been and will forever be.

I know that saying! Used to have it all over our friggin' Nelson's Copymasters Books (Feck, I hate those books so much, my hands ache for hours after doing those exercises ;_;)

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