Negotiations have been completed!

[hellzabeth]

I'M BACK BITCHES

Did you miss me?

So I managed to convince my parents to let me online more often, though I've been sneaking on and off for a while beforehand (not that any of you saw anything RIGHT? >> ) and thus I am back, 6 days earlier than previously thought. 8D

*gets back to writing Family Ties*

Comments

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

Awww Aussie did you inherit the fail parental skills? Don't worry, just make up for it with LOOOOVE <3

But. They have swords. And arrows. And Oliphants. Japan: iie. /OMNOMNOMNOM

[withgoldensoil.livejournal.com]

Lots and lots of love. Most of it for Papua, the cute one, but when he remembers Nauru exists he loves him too, for all his bitter, money laundering ways...

... Good point, Australia better get over there with the air force quick.

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

D'aww, Aussie's a doting dad. Or just as much a failparent as Iggy, but well, when you grow up with examples like that... at least he keeps it on a smaller scale?

Amd take over New Zealand. Just in case.

[withgoldensoil.livejournal.com]

He grew up thinking "I-it's not like I care about you or anything! Stupid! Idiot! I'm just doing this for my own sake, I hate you!" was a normal sign of affection. What more do you want from him?

Just to make sure she's safe and everything. Yeah.

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

...Why in the world did anyone let England spawn? France or Holland should have raised you Aussie. orz

Mmm hmm. And then we'll just... add her to the Australian Empire. When nobody's looking.

[withgoldensoil.livejournal.com]

Something tells me Holland wouldn't have been any better...

Let's get married, New Zealand, and then maybe no one will notice my ever expanding empire until it's too late you can be the Hungary to my Austria except I'm not a total sook it's perfect.

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

.... or France. Poor dear, you were doomed from the start weren't you?

That is an incredibly appealing concept. WHY IS YANDERE AUSSIE SO ATTRACTIVE?!

[withgoldensoil.livejournal.com]

Because Aussie is always attractive! And also because his crush on New Zealand is totally canon, I've been reading survey analysis all day saying so.

But to be honest, if he did start an empire, I kinda see him falling into it by accident. Like "Okay, guys, I'm gonna stick around here to make sure you don't cause any trouble and- oh hey what the hell are your neighbours doing- listen, guys, I'm helping them- OH SCREW IT I'LL JUST INVADE EVERYONE!" but all with the aim of protecting them and then he slowly gets all messed up and yandere and so on. And New Zealand's just in the background going "h-hey, calm down..."