England vs Slovenia
Jun. 23rd, 2010 03:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellzabethMe: Come on guys.
Sister: COME OOOOOOOON
Mum: Is it wrong to pray?
Me and sister: *staring* no.
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Sister: WHERE WAS THAT PASS TO?!
Me: SOMEONE BACK HIM UP THERE!
Mum: THIS IS NOT KEEPY-UPPY LADS!
*realisation in unison that none of us usually care or know about football*
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Commentator: ... not a good touch...
Me: BAD TOUCH! 8D
Family: *weird look*
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Me: Wait! *runs out of the room*
Family: *stare at each other*
Me: *returns with a beer*
Mum: ... since when do you like beer?
Me: Inside every Englishman is a football hooligan that needs a can of Carlsburg.
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Defoe: *taking the corner*
Me and sister: WHO ARE YA, WHO ARE YA, WHO ARE YA?!
Mun: lol
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Me: *typing this*
Mum: Oh! OH!
Me: *looks up*
Defoe: *SCOOOOOOOOOORES*
Everyone: *leaps up* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
Sister: *runs outside* YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! YES YES YES YESYESYESYES!
Me: *runs around the room screaming incoherently* DEFOE YOU BEAUTY.
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Slovenia Goalie: *TRIES TO SAVE*
Us: Aww...
Goalie: *fumbles!*
Us: OH!
Goalie: *grabs ball*
Us: awww....
Commentator: Almost did a Green there.
Us: lol.
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Me and mum: *look at the points table*
Mum: Hm, we're at top of the league if we keep this score up.
Me: And we'll kick America out too! That'll teach the brats. /grumble channeling England.
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Half time! I'll post this now and update as we go.
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Family have left for singing lessons, I'll call them if England score again. It always takes me a moment to realise they switch goals at half time-
WTF WHY DID THEY BOOK JOHNSON?! HE DIDN'T DO SHIT!
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YEEEEEEEESSSNNNO.
WHAT THE FUCK REF.
NO.
THAT WAS TOTALLY A GOAL YOU SON OF A WHORE
I THOUGHT GERMANS WERE EFFICIENT DAMN IT. LIES. LIIIIIIIES.
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Commentator: hands up who wants to see England play in red more often...
Me: *HANDS*
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Slovenia: *nearly score*
Commentator: ... watching England play is a great way to cure constipation.
Me: tmi, but... yeah. orz
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Roney: *misses an open goal*
Me: SJIDSUKGHUHKDIUAGHSY WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? SON OF A WHORE.
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I think I'm in love with James. Our goalie, I mean.
Lol, they're singing Rule Britannia. Sorry South Africa, I think you're being claimed back for the Empire.
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SLOVENIA IF YOU INJURE DEFOE I SWEAR TO GOD.
Rooney's off because he's being a twat.
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God I am so SO nervous. STOP GETTING FREE KICKS SLOVENIA. Last 5 minutes.... aaaaaahhhhh.
---
One minute... hold it for one more minute...
---
Three extra minutes.
DO NOT LET THEM DO IT LADS, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT!
---
Commentator1: we'll forget the first two games of South Africa...
Commentator2: what games?
Commentator1: haha, exactly. The World Cup starts here.
Me: fuck yeah.
---
Whistle: *blows*
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS YES YES YES YES YES!
And America are going through as well! Slovenia and Algeria are going out.
YES!
Sister: COME OOOOOOOON
Mum: Is it wrong to pray?
Me and sister: *staring* no.
---
Sister: WHERE WAS THAT PASS TO?!
Me: SOMEONE BACK HIM UP THERE!
Mum: THIS IS NOT KEEPY-UPPY LADS!
*realisation in unison that none of us usually care or know about football*
---
Commentator: ... not a good touch...
Me: BAD TOUCH! 8D
Family: *weird look*
---
Me: Wait! *runs out of the room*
Family: *stare at each other*
Me: *returns with a beer*
Mum: ... since when do you like beer?
Me: Inside every Englishman is a football hooligan that needs a can of Carlsburg.
---
Defoe: *taking the corner*
Me and sister: WHO ARE YA, WHO ARE YA, WHO ARE YA?!
Mun: lol
---
Me: *typing this*
Mum: Oh! OH!
Me: *looks up*
Defoe: *SCOOOOOOOOOORES*
Everyone: *leaps up* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
Sister: *runs outside* YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! YES YES YES YESYESYESYES!
Me: *runs around the room screaming incoherently* DEFOE YOU BEAUTY.
---
Slovenia Goalie: *TRIES TO SAVE*
Us: Aww...
Goalie: *fumbles!*
Us: OH!
Goalie: *grabs ball*
Us: awww....
Commentator: Almost did a Green there.
Us: lol.
---
Me and mum: *look at the points table*
Mum: Hm, we're at top of the league if we keep this score up.
Me: And we'll kick America out too! That'll teach the brats. /grumble channeling England.
---
Half time! I'll post this now and update as we go.
---
Family have left for singing lessons, I'll call them if England score again. It always takes me a moment to realise they switch goals at half time-
WTF WHY DID THEY BOOK JOHNSON?! HE DIDN'T DO SHIT!
---
YEEEEEEEESSSNNNO.
WHAT THE FUCK REF.
NO.
THAT WAS TOTALLY A GOAL YOU SON OF A WHORE
I THOUGHT GERMANS WERE EFFICIENT DAMN IT. LIES. LIIIIIIIES.
---
Commentator: hands up who wants to see England play in red more often...
Me: *HANDS*
---
Slovenia: *nearly score*
Commentator: ... watching England play is a great way to cure constipation.
Me: tmi, but... yeah. orz
---
Roney: *misses an open goal*
Me: SJIDSUKGHUHKDIUAGHSY WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? SON OF A WHORE.
---
I think I'm in love with James. Our goalie, I mean.
Lol, they're singing Rule Britannia. Sorry South Africa, I think you're being claimed back for the Empire.
---
SLOVENIA IF YOU INJURE DEFOE I SWEAR TO GOD.
Rooney's off because he's being a twat.
---
God I am so SO nervous. STOP GETTING FREE KICKS SLOVENIA. Last 5 minutes.... aaaaaahhhhh.
---
One minute... hold it for one more minute...
---
Three extra minutes.
DO NOT LET THEM DO IT LADS, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT!
---
Commentator1: we'll forget the first two games of South Africa...
Commentator2: what games?
Commentator1: haha, exactly. The World Cup starts here.
Me: fuck yeah.
---
Whistle: *blows*
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS YES YES YES YES YES!
And America are going through as well! Slovenia and Algeria are going out.
YES!
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Date: 2010-06-23 06:18 pm (UTC)It would certainly explain Tyki's obsession with Allen oh god I never even shipped it before this BUT NOOOOWIt's like... 2am in the morning? lol I'm on winter break so I get up late anyway orz;;; Oh god England's kinky side I AM INTRIGUED. SO INTRIGUED. Oh god.
Can we please find out NZ's gender already? I'm so confused. /invisi-hugEVEN THEIR FLOWERS ARE PASSIONATE. o/ I hate to say it but yes, yes they are. They've been honeymooning for centuries and show no signs of stopping. I'll bet some lovelorn nations find it sickeningly sappy. XDDD