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Title: How to Train Your Vampire

Characters: Arthur, Alfred and Francis (non-nation AU)

Rating: 15

Warnings: Blood, forced feeding.

Summary: Inspired by this. Written on Halloween but not posted orz;; Link to pic for those who don't have Pixiv here. It's only short but I've had this idea floating in my head since I saw the picture.


"I will not drink such filth." Arthur said with disdain, sticking his nose up in the air and away from the smell of the glass that Alfred was holding under his nose. Francis, behind them, tutted like a disapproving parent. He could sod off as well.

"Well honestly mon cher, we can't just let you starve for another week, and this is all Alfred could find, isn't it Alfred?"

The other blonde nodded quickly, putting on the look of a kicked puppy. "Yeah, come on Arthur, I worked hard on this one, had to chase it down for real!" He swirled the glass in front of his face. Green eyes twitched.

"I absolutely refuse. Firstly, it's cold."

"You're too weak to hunt for yourself right now." Francis tried to reason with him, probably with the full knowledge that Arthur wasn't going to listen in the slightest. "Mainly because of your refusal to drink anything but the best, and fresh at that, which is just too picky."

Arthur sniffed. The tang of iron was tempting, set off something in his chest that growled for more, but he wouldn't give in yet. "You just have low standards, frog. I don't."

Alfred sighed. "Fine, we'll do it this way. Francis, hold him down."

A splutter. "What?!" exclaimed Arthur, but he was already caught from behind. Francis' grip was strong, and Arthur hadn't eaten properly in days, so the only fruit of his struggles was when he knocked the glass out of Alfred's hand.

It shattered on the floor, crimson soaking into the carpet of his dining hall. Damn it, didn't they know how difficult it was to get blood out of that thing? It was bad enough when Alfred dragged his damn chainsaw through the room, still dripping with the stuff, but now he had a small lake of red right in the middle of it. He glared up at the teen, whose hockey mask had slipped from where it had been perched on the side of his head to cover half his face.

"Aw man." he sighed, looking at the broken glass on the ground. "I said it took me ages to catch her! She could really run! That was like, prime healthy blood right there!" He gestured, waving the chainsaw around with one hand, unnatural strength making it seem all too easy. "And you can't pretend like you don't want it, your eyes have gone red and you're licking your fangs."

Arthur self-consciously shut his mouth, but his eyes stayed trained on the boy. Francis had dragged him to the floor by this point, one arm around his middle and the other keeping his arms pinned to his side.

"Was she a virgin, at least?" the vampire finally asked. Alfred blinked, and then snorted in laughter.

"Well shit, I don't know! That wasn't my business!"

"I could find out." chuckled Francis, breath tickling by Arthur's ear. It was cold, like the rest of him. Alfred laughed again.

"You're such a freak Francis." he chuckled, swinging his chainsaw around like it was no lighter than a regular knife. "And you probably can't check, she's kind of cut up all over."

Arthur blinked. That was odd, the smell of fresh blood was mingling with the scent of old. His sensed zeroed in on the source and...

"Alfred, you've cut yourself." he said, voice a flat monotone as he watched the teen murderer's blood ran freely down his arm from his wrist, mingling with the woman's blood, staining his once white shirt an even deeper red. Blue eyes studied the injury with surprise.

"Must have been when you knocked the glass out of my hand." he said, looking from the cut, then to Arthur, and then to the cut again. A smirk formed, sharp and dangerous as the chainsaw in his hand. "Francis, grab his head."

The Frenchman did, frozen fingers holding his jaw up and ignoring Arthur's hissed irritations. It meant little when the vampire was too fixated on the running blood to look away. "Don't be childish, cher."

Alfred walked over to the two of them, kneeling in front of Arthur, that wicked smirk still on his face. The vampire would have glared and spat hateful things at him, but the smell of fresh blood was nearly too much. He could feel his eyes burning red, the hot tang of blood in his nose, ghosting on his tongue. His mouth opened without his consent, gasping like a drowning man. He hated when he was reduced to this, nothing more than a pathetic beast. Francis' hands restrained him from running, but also from leaping up and savaging Alfred right there and then.

The teen's wrist hovered above Arthur's mouth, and dripped blood in between parted lips. The vampire shuddered and leaned up hungrily, a quiet whine escaping.

"Nuh-uh Arthur, I'm not letting you latch on to me." Alfred laughed, deceptively innocent sky blue eyes meeting deep, hungry red. "You'd drain me dry. Can't have that, can we?"

Arthur wasn't really listening any more. The taste of the blood dripping onto his tongue was what his world had contracted down to. He couldn't remember the point of resisting this, especially when it tasted so gloriously wonderful. Each precious bead rolled down his throat, soothing the growling beast in his chest, in his head, extinguishing the fires of hunger and thirst in one swift wave.

When Alfred withdrew his hand, it wasn't without a snarled protest from Arthur. "More." he uttered, leaning forward, a little stronger but still held back. "Not enough. More."

"Now now, what did we say about being childish?" Francis whispered in his ear, a laugh to his tone. Arthur growled wordlessly. "It seems we've got him on a roll, Alfred. Best go catch another treat for him. But this time, bring them here live." He picked up a piece of glass from the broken cup, and squeezed it in his hand until a trail of blood ran down his palm. Arthur's eyes instantly darted towards it, fixated. "I'll keep him occupied."

Alfred grinned, wide and full of teeth, before it was covered by his already bloodstained mask. "Yes sir."


Sequel; Monster Mash

Date: 2010-11-01 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nenamoo.livejournal.com
/stares at Alfred.

You trying to kill me through bloodloss? /Shot for bad joke

Date: 2010-11-01 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nenamoo.livejournal.com
Why is the image of him swinging that thing around like: lalalalalala so damn appealing...?

orz

Date: 2010-11-01 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Because psycho!bloodcovered!Alfred is hot.

Heheh.

Date: 2010-11-01 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nenamoo.livejournal.com
Da, it is!

/runs away

Date: 2010-11-01 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
/chases with chainsaw

Date: 2010-11-01 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nenamoo.livejournal.com
/giggles with glee!

Date: 2010-11-01 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kawaii-kichigai.livejournal.com
Vampire!Arthur...

I think I have a new kink :3

Date: 2010-11-01 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
I know right. /stares at picture and drools. I mean I liked (proper, non-sparkly) vampires before. But that plus chainsaw!Alfred is just... /drools
Edited Date: 2010-11-01 02:18 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-11-01 04:30 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-11-01 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerith1992.livejournal.com
Wow so hot!

Date: 2010-11-01 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2010-11-01 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ren-chan146.livejournal.com
Wow, this is really cool. I never read something like that.
You should definetely continue this story.

Date: 2010-11-01 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Ahh, thank you! I'm glad you like it.

I wasn't really thinking of continuing it, maybe I will, but it was meant to be a oneshot.

Date: 2010-11-01 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ren-chan146.livejournal.com
I thought so. But it would be pretty cool to know more about them.
Maybe one day you feel like continuing it.^^

pretty please?

Date: 2010-11-02 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mentally-scary.livejournal.com
could you continue?... what if i beg really sweetly? could you continue then? pleaaaaaaaase???

Re: pretty please?

Date: 2010-11-02 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
F-fff this is a lot more popular than I thought it would be...

Idk maybe? If I find the time I might play around with this universe a little more. Stay tuned I guess.

Date: 2010-11-01 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katamanda.livejournal.com
hru oh God I saw and saved that picture too, i love it.

and this is so perfect for it! I love lovelove it. Dysfunctional Halloween!Trio ftw.

Date: 2010-11-01 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
I kind of stared at it for a while before I went /RIGHTCLICKSAVE *A* It's just akfjlch why do I find it hot...

Thanks! I kind of want to write more with them now, but Halloween's over...

Date: 2010-11-01 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katamanda.livejournal.com
Because blood is sexy.

General horror!au then? XD it works! You should definately write more.

Date: 2010-11-01 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aislingthegreat.livejournal.com
That was awesome! I love non-sparkly vampire stories, and Creepy Murderer!Alfred was fantastic.:D

Also, why is that pic so hot? *stares*

Date: 2010-11-01 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Non-sparkly Vampires >>>>>>>> Sparkly vampires. I also enjoy murderer!Alfred, he's so innocently insane.

I-I don't know... blood, chainsaw, the look on Alfred's face, France holding England down.... akdjlfgk

Date: 2010-11-01 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thera7.livejournal.com
Whooeeee, now that's nice and creepy. A great send-off for Hallowe'en! (Yaya for my creepy birth-date...)

Incidentally, is France anything in particular? Or just human?
The pic is AMAZING...

Oh, hey, hope you enjoyed Expo. I'll link you my Pirate England cosplay pics soon!

Date: 2010-11-01 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Halloween was your birthday? Wow, happy belated birthday!

To tell the truth, from Himaruya's drawings I couldn't tell what France was meant to be. Will o' Wisp? He had that funny cloth on his head and that lantern, but no other indicators...

And I loved Expo, it was fun!

Date: 2010-11-02 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuulensisko.livejournal.com
jkaglkjghghdkjghjkgh DAMNIT PIDGE.

*dead* G-god that was disturbingly hot.

I suppose Francis wasn't a ghost then since he bled--- oh okay, you didn't even know what he was right. I'm pretty sure I saw Hima-san commenting that he was supposed to be a ghost, jsuk.

*looks for the post* Here! .... Oh, it's in Japanese... xD;

Date: 2010-11-02 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
INCOHERENCY ACHIEVED! \o/

I know right! That picture just.... guh....

Ahhh, was he? I didn't even see that post with Lichtenstein in it! So cute... Well, maybe this is from before he died. Or he's a somehow tangible ghost or something. I guessed he was undead somehow, since it's Halloween and that's a safe bet.

Date: 2010-11-02 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saplings.livejournal.com
[delurk]
Not a fan of vampire-fiction, but I saw it was you and curiosity got the best of me...
Glad I read it; best belated Halloween present ever~ *showers you in candy* XD
[/delurk]

Date: 2010-11-02 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Hehehe I actually quite like vampire fiction (as long as the author doesn't screw up the meaning of "vampire") but I'm glad you made an exception for me!

I really should have posted this on Halloween, shouldn't I? Hehe. /eats candy~

Date: 2010-11-02 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkvelvet89.livejournal.com
Awesome Halloween fanfic, probably my fav! 8D
And I hear you on that Vampire!England love. It's kinda funny how I've been restraining and hating on sparkly vampires for years now, but when I saw the sparkly england Himaruya drew I went nuts for the lil guy. <3

/adds to memories~

Date: 2010-11-02 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
8D thank you!

He's just so grumpy and sexy... Maybe because England behaves like an actual vampire instead of a blood sucking pixie?

\o/ thanks for reading!

Date: 2010-11-02 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kupodesu.livejournal.com
...I didn't know I had a thing for creepy!psycho chainsaw-murderer Alfred (covered in blood, no less) until now. Or for primal-instincts!vampire Arthur. hnnnghhhh this was delicious to read :DDD

Date: 2010-11-02 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
It's funny the things you discover you have kinks for when browsing fanfiction, huh? I didn't know I liked it either until I was writing it. I'm glad you liked it, thanks for reading!

Date: 2010-11-02 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] galeaya.livejournal.com
YES THIS

Date: 2010-11-02 10:37 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-11-02 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] julesie-g.livejournal.com
England 'would' be stubborn about not drinking the blood. I can picture him going to make tea but sneaking blood in it and pretending its tea hes drinking.

I imagine no one has a chance to get away or even fight Alfred when he goes for them. Super inhuman strength. Yep, pretty much screwed.

I do wish he had drawn something for Canada though. Or maybe he did... and Canada was a ghost... but we couldn't see him... because he's invisible.

Date: 2010-11-02 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Your icon is hypnotising.....

/snaps out of it.

England is stubborn about almost everything, especially if France and America are involved. He has too much pride to admit he craves blood that badly so yes, he would add it to his tea secretly XD

I imagine the Italies might have a chance since they're so fast when running (away), but then again Alfred's rather relentless once he gets going on a target.

I assumed Canada was a ghost too. XD An invisible one, unlike France.

Thanks for reading!

Date: 2010-11-03 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] julesie-g.livejournal.com
Isn't it so? Oh America, you horny git. xD

That is so very, very true. England will not admit he's weak. XD That's why he has to be dominated! Force that boy into it! haha.

Yeah, I think the Italys might have a chance but I think Romano more so than Italy. Romano's a bit smarter than his brother. Not by much but definitly more. xD

Poor Canada. Bless him. I bet he's sitting in the corner with zombie Kumajirou just watching them with that soft smile on his face, head tilted, with Kuma in his arms. xD

You're welcome ^.^

Date: 2010-11-02 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovelylurker.livejournal.com
Yeaaaah horror fic oh ys.

*3*

Date: 2010-11-02 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
I am glad you approve, oh wise Lurker~

Date: 2010-11-03 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surfwithanalien.livejournal.com
i-i need more of this verse o: ♥♥♥♥♥

Date: 2010-11-03 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Shame it's just a Halloween oneshot, eh? XD Idk maybe I'll do more one day.

Date: 2010-11-03 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perelka-l.livejournal.com
Again fick which makes me like USUK more. DAMN.

So. GLORIOUS. ;3;

Date: 2010-11-03 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Thank you! It wasn't really meant to be shippy, but I guess if you squint then it is... well, really it's more like US/UK/Fr.

Date: 2010-11-04 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sayasama.livejournal.com
My goodness, please, for the love of all things bright and beautiful, continue with this!
I never even considered how their Halloween costumes worked together like that. This needs to be expanded as a fandom verse or something, because it's just well and truly wonderful.

I'll now commence with the fangirling over in my own personal corner of the world.

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