hellzabeth: (>Konata: I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT)
hellzabeth ([personal profile] hellzabeth) wrote2011-01-06 05:32 pm

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Request: Could you tell us New Zealand's gender? Boy or girl?
Reply: Mmm, I wonder which...

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TROLLMARUYAS GONNA TROLL AKJSKHFGDKHGKD





Though confirmed Brit Brows ftw.

[identity profile] lovelylurker.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
lol

u mad? :D

[identity profile] lovelylurker.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay but seriously hahahah Himaruya that's hilarious.

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The text bubble didn't originally say that.

It actually said the "I wonder which..." line.

So I guess maybe New Zealand's the real troll here?

[identity profile] lovelylurker.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I know it didn't, but it might as well had.

I want to punt that sheep. xD

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
By this point, so do I.

Even if it makes Wales cry.

Especially if it makes Wales cry.
Edited 2011-01-06 18:07 (UTC)

[identity profile] katamanda.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I drew out my frustration :|


Someone commented to me that Himaruya said Wy was the first girl designed with Brit brows, and she was designed after NZ appeared in vol. 3 :o

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol I love it! Perfect. Come on Oz tug harder she has to let go eventually.

:o You're right! But I still hope she's a girl, or I'll have to go back and change everything... so many gendered pronouns...

[identity profile] katamanda.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha exactly! Though personally I think Aussie enjoys watching the confusion too, probably egging Zea on in the trolling XD

Ahh, I wouldn't worry about doing that, if it turns out that way just make a note that you wrote it before NZ's gender was confirmed? XD Or the ol' genderswitch is a good excuse, haha.

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Entirely possible. We're being trolled by Oceania, we're doomed. They'll put spiders in our kettles next.

GENDERSWAP FOREVER OKAY. sob.

[identity profile] katamanda.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Drop bears will fall from the sky...

I think the one thing we can confirm is that NZ has blonde/light hair, given how when s/he appeared in the bloodbath it wasn't shaded while Aussie's was.

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Jelly fish in the rivers... ITS THE APOCALYPSE!

England's hair colour and the Brows... and extremely moe somehow sob...

[identity profile] katamanda.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I have this crazy ass image of the Four Horseman appearing riding on a kangaroo, shark, croc and a dingo.

I call trap or reverse trap, always.

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
... With Australia, Wy and NZ on them...

Either way, New Zealand is guaranteed to be moe.

[identity profile] katamanda.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
... yes... yes indeed. The Koala is probably the fourth horsemen, evil that it is.

Link faaiils D:

Also thinking of sheep clinging randomly reminded me of this retarded fanart my friend did

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely. Glowing red eyes. It is clearly Death.

Ehh, do you have Pixiv? Oh one sec. There you go...

W... what. Is... that... I don't understand... Is that Scotland in the kilt there?

[identity profile] katamanda.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I dooo and oh yes I remember that pic, SO MOE ZEA.

It's all the UK!sibs, plus colonies. vxdhg basically cos urm, sheep shagger seems to be the common insult between all, lmao ;;;;

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
SO MOE I just want to take it home...

This is true. Everyone is a sheep shagger according to the rest of the rest. Wales and NZ just get it more often.

[identity profile] aislingthegreat.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I still think it's a girl. Or some sort of demon sheep-human thing. Although if I'm wrong I will happily eat my words...

Wait, Brit bros? Where? *ears perk up*

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Brit BROWS dear. As in eyebrows. *pets* sorry for getting you accidentally excited.

But yes girl. Or... demon sheep. Hehehehe demon sheep.

[identity profile] aislingthegreat.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
GDI WHY CAN'T I READ ANYMORE ARRGH. >:(

I wonder who would win the demonic animal contest: NZ with their sheep or Oz with his koala of death...

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I think this is what they call "blinded by hope". orz;;;

They both negate each other. Which is why they haven't ended the world yet.

[identity profile] aislingthegreat.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably. My sadface not really the right word, but whatever at the fact that there is a Macau and a Seborga but not an Ireland, Scotland etc is clearly warping my reading abilities T_T

Hmm...if they negate each other, does that mean that one of them's the good guy and the other's bad? O.o

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
We have Macau now? o_O when was that? But yeah, I agree with you. Less micronations, more actual nations... Africa won't go amiss.

... two beings of equal power... but which is the evil one?!

[identity profile] aislingthegreat.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he showed up in the Bloodbath. There's a pic in this entry: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9864359.html Looks like a cross between Kyouya from Ouran HSHC and that butler dude from Kuroshitsuji, if you ask me.:D But yeah, more Africans. And it would be nice if there was at least one South American country. And maybe a finalised Portugal. *shrugs*

Well the Koala of Doom looks so obviously evil that he's probably the good guy, so I'd say the sheep's the one to look out for...

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I was told that was Mongolia... /shrugs I want more Africans because you can do so much more interesting things with their designs (native costumes ftw) and besides which it's a big... empty... continent. Ditto South America.

So deceptively fluffy, and yet they cause more deaths than sharks every year...

[identity profile] aislingthegreat.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought Mongolia's face was rounder. Or was that Thailand? *shrugs* And yeah, African tribal costumes are awesome.:D They'd be a fanartist's dream...

Not to mention the damage they can do to a man's reputation...

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Thailand has spiky hair, like Denmark's but black. Fanartist's dream indeed... I would totally do Ghana, jsyk

Here lies Ian, stampeded to death by sheep.

[identity profile] aislingthegreat.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa. They're pretty badass. Makes me wish Ireland had a kickass national costume T_T...is there an English national costume?O.o

*sigh* Where's Lassie when you need here?

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I always think of Irish dancers and their pretty dresses for Irish national costume... As for English... *sobs quietly about Morris dancers*

Also dead, possibly.

[identity profile] aislingthegreat.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they're pretty but they cost an actual fortune.D: And the dancers have to get new ones every few months coz the fashions change. And they buy really expensive ringlety wigs and get fake tans even though it's Irish dancing and a tanned Irishwoman is an unnatural and strange occurance.:/ Don't ask me how I know this stuff...

Dare I ask what Morris dancing is?

NOOO! Not Lassie! *sobs*

[identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well, all the prettiest things do... I have a friend who does Irish dancing and she's got this amazing dress for it *u* It's a lovely green colour. And she has to wear a curly wig for dancing so I'm like *ffffffuuu- I could have done the dancing without a wig...*

*sigh* Go on. Laugh. Behold my national heritage in all it's painful stupidity

/gives tissues

[identity profile] aislingthegreat.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd probably still have to wear a wig, there seems to be an unwritten rule that you can't Irish dance with your own hair.:/

Oh...wow. How very...English. Why are there sticks?O.o

OH DEAR GOD THE IMAGE OF ENGLAND MORRIS DANCING WILL NOT LEAVE MY HEAD. *brb dying of laughter*

No mere tissue will heal my grief!T_T

A little late to the party

[identity profile] taudrey.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Peter Griffin sums it up nicely. "I want to find that bitch or bastard and give him or her a piece of my mind and/or penis."

Also, Alfred's got both Oz and Zea beat on deceptively cute animals. How're those North American squirrels faring? ;)