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[hellzabeth]

Request: Could you tell us New Zealand's gender? Boy or girl?
Reply: Mmm, I wonder which...



TROLLMARUYAS GONNA TROLL AKJSKHFGDKHGKD





Though confirmed Brit Brows ftw.

Comments

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

I still think it's a girl. Or some sort of demon sheep-human thing. Although if I'm wrong I will happily eat my words...

Wait, Brit bros? Where? *ears perk up*

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Brit BROWS dear. As in eyebrows. *pets* sorry for getting you accidentally excited.

But yes girl. Or... demon sheep. Hehehehe demon sheep.

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

GDI WHY CAN'T I READ ANYMORE ARRGH. >:(

I wonder who would win the demonic animal contest: NZ with their sheep or Oz with his koala of death...

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I think this is what they call "blinded by hope". orz;;;

They both negate each other. Which is why they haven't ended the world yet.

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

Probably. My sadface not really the right word, but whatever at the fact that there is a Macau and a Seborga but not an Ireland, Scotland etc is clearly warping my reading abilities T_T

Hmm...if they negate each other, does that mean that one of them's the good guy and the other's bad? O.o

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

We have Macau now? o_O when was that? But yeah, I agree with you. Less micronations, more actual nations... Africa won't go amiss.

... two beings of equal power... but which is the evil one?!

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

I think he showed up in the Bloodbath. There's a pic in this entry: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9864359.html Looks like a cross between Kyouya from Ouran HSHC and that butler dude from Kuroshitsuji, if you ask me.:D But yeah, more Africans. And it would be nice if there was at least one South American country. And maybe a finalised Portugal. *shrugs*

Well the Koala of Doom looks so obviously evil that he's probably the good guy, so I'd say the sheep's the one to look out for...

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Oh I was told that was Mongolia... /shrugs I want more Africans because you can do so much more interesting things with their designs (native costumes ftw) and besides which it's a big... empty... continent. Ditto South America.

So deceptively fluffy, and yet they cause more deaths than sharks every year...

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

I thought Mongolia's face was rounder. Or was that Thailand? *shrugs* And yeah, African tribal costumes are awesome.:D They'd be a fanartist's dream...

Not to mention the damage they can do to a man's reputation...

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Thailand has spiky hair, like Denmark's but black. Fanartist's dream indeed... I would totally do Ghana, jsyk

Here lies Ian, stampeded to death by sheep.

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

Whoa. They're pretty badass. Makes me wish Ireland had a kickass national costume T_T...is there an English national costume?O.o

*sigh* Where's Lassie when you need here?

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I always think of Irish dancers and their pretty dresses for Irish national costume... As for English... *sobs quietly about Morris dancers*

Also dead, possibly.

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they're pretty but they cost an actual fortune.D: And the dancers have to get new ones every few months coz the fashions change. And they buy really expensive ringlety wigs and get fake tans even though it's Irish dancing and a tanned Irishwoman is an unnatural and strange occurance.:/ Don't ask me how I know this stuff...

Dare I ask what Morris dancing is?

NOOO! Not Lassie! *sobs*

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Oh well, all the prettiest things do... I have a friend who does Irish dancing and she's got this amazing dress for it *u* It's a lovely green colour. And she has to wear a curly wig for dancing so I'm like *ffffffuuu- I could have done the dancing without a wig...*

*sigh* Go on. Laugh. Behold my national heritage in all it's painful stupidity

/gives tissues

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

You'd probably still have to wear a wig, there seems to be an unwritten rule that you can't Irish dance with your own hair.:/

Oh...wow. How very...English. Why are there sticks?O.o

OH DEAR GOD THE IMAGE OF ENGLAND MORRIS DANCING WILL NOT LEAVE MY HEAD. *brb dying of laughter*

No mere tissue will heal my grief!T_T