G0d fucking damn it.

[hellzabeth]

Fuck.

Fuuuuuuuck.

0kay, y0u see h0w I'm typing all my 0s as zer0s?

That is because t0day, while in the bath, I had an epic n0sebleed.

My lapt0p, playing music, sat 0n a chair 0n the 0ther side 0f the r00m. H0wever, I st00d up s0 quickly [pr0bably sh0uldn't have panicked s0 hard; I n0sebleed all the time. It's chr0nic. Als0, just n0ticed the bracket butt0n's br0ken t00] that water sl0shed everywhere, and s0me 0f it g0t my lapt0p. I didn't n0tice because I was trying t0 make sure I didn't bleed 0ut 0r faint.

Idk if the bubbles g0t under the keys and made it all s0apy 0r what, but n0w the 0 key c0mes up as "i", the eight and nine keys just give me err0r s0unds, thus rendering the 0pen bracket and asterisk useless t00.

S0, uh, n0 m0re Family Ties 0r any 0ther fics until I get this fixed.

Just a public service ann0uncement.

Edit: pressing the left arr0w key makes caps l0ck turn 0n. Pressing caps l0ck turns 0ff caps l0ck, but als0 pushes the typing line thingy left.

H0w the fuck they are 0n different sides 0f the keyb0ard I d0n't even

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[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

..not the week for laptops is it? :s

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

/steals your 'o's.

No, not really. Thank god for copy and paste.

Really makes me appreciate how many times we use the letter o in English. >>;;

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

At least it's not Irish, vowels all over the place...

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

A fair point. Also, just noticed my caps lock keeps stiCKING. AND WHEN I TURN IT 0FF IT G0ES BACK A SPACE.

0H WELL N0W IT AT LEAST C0NVEYS MY RAGE.

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

This is why eletronic stuff stays out of the bathroom >>;

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

But but but I can't stand the silence! [h0ly shit a sentence with n0 0s!]

Als0: pressing the left arr0w key makes caps l0ck turn 0n. Pressing caps l0ck turns 0ff caps l0ck, but als0 pushes the typing line thingy left.

H0w the fuck they are 0n different sides 0f the keyb0ard I d0n't even

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

Wow... okay yea thats fucked. Did you show your dad...? You might not want to tell him you had it in the bathroom. We can take it into the shop tomorrow before the movie if you want.

(Dress code is Wonderlandish tomorrow by the way)

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Dad has n0 idea. I'm taking it in as s00n as I get h0me fr0m w0rk.

[Yes ma'am.]

[madnesshp.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's like a comedy of errors! Sorry about your laptop. Is it insured...? :O

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

/CoPY-pastes 'o's. REALISES WHEN SHE PRESSES THE LEFT ARR0W KEY IT G0ES CAPSL0CK.

I think so.

I hope so.

sob.

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

o_o

I have never seen this happen to a laptop and I find it slightly amusing. Glad it's not me, though. /shot

Is there going to be any way to fix it?

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I'm g0nna take it t0 the sh0p t0m0rr0w.

0h g0d I can feel the withdrawal setting in already.

MUST DELETE D0UJIN BEF0RE IT G0ES IN. 0___0;;;;

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP NOT THE DOUJIN

THOSE POOR INNOCENT DOUJIN D:

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

IT'S 0KAY, THEY'RE 0N MY EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE N0W. >]

[alianorethecat.livejournal.com]

That royally sucks. Can you bring it into the shop to get it fixed? Or will you have to get a new laptop?

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Sh0p's the plan. H0pefully it w0n't be t00 expensive. ;-;

[ottful.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry this is happening to you ;_____;

If it helps, you can write or something and then in your word processor do "replace 0 with o" and it'll make all the zeroes Os XD

Just, if you need to type. I hope they can fix it for you ;____;

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

... that. Is. Genius~!

Now if only I could fix the rest.

[windy-lea.livejournal.com]

When I read this post in my friend's list, the zeros looked like 'o's. I guess whatever font my livejournal is set to does those mini-zeros. Then I popped over to your actual post, and lo and behold. 0's galore.

Anyway, I'm sorry it messed up on you. Hopefully you'll get everything worked out!

Also:

0O0O0O0O0O0O0O

It's almost mesmerizing~ Like an optical illusion~