Suddenly, an explosion of Falklands.

[hellzabeth]

I... can't really explain this. >> I was looking at Falkland Islands' wiki page and... yeah.


Oh Falklands, with all those people fighting over you, it's no wonder you became a little egocentric. Wales spreads the sheep-love gene once more. He's got something boarding on an inferiority complex, certainly in comparisons to other colonies, since he never really grew anything or had anything interesting. The oil's made him more confident in himself, but he's overcompensating now.

And the hair curl is sentient. Sentieeeeeeeent. And represents the Jason Islands.

Now for a drabble;

“England, come on.” America tried again, but only got a vicious glare for his trouble. “You said you’d quit!”

“And I did!” England yelled, livid and desperately clinging to the all he had left. Falklands looked between the two of them, but kept his arms wrapped around England’s waist. “I’ve not conquered anyone in over 50 years!”

America sighed. “Yeah, but you’re meant to give up the ones you did conquer-”

“You will have to pry this one out of my cold. Dead. Hands.” the former-empire snarled, teeth bared and eyes flashing like a lion protecting it’s last cub. “Argentina couldn’t do it. Spain couldn’t do it. And by god, America, if you try anything I’ll-”

“Woah, okay, okay!” Alfred held up his hands defensively. “I’m only trying to help you quit Iggy. You can’t support them with your economy like it is.”

“I don’t see why you use plurals; I gave back Hong Kong.” Came the bitter mutter. Alfred pouted, resisting the urge to groan. Why did Arthur always have to blame him for everything? His former-coloniser’s voice turned desperate. “Just let me keep the one, please. I can’t just- just…” Falkland’s wriggled slightly in England’s over-tight grip. “He’s still only a child, Alfred, look at him.”

Falklands, by some country’s standards, would probably be considered an adult, looking just past 14. He wasn’t innocent like a child, no Nation was, but he still stared at America like he was the monster in the closet.

Alfred tried one more time. “This is the last one, England, if you let him go you’ll be finally clean.”

England simply spat something in an ancient language Alfred didn’t understand, and all of a sudden the taller Nation found himself suspended upside-down in the air. “Woah! Gah! Ahh, put me down!”

The magician glared green hate at him, and the invisible force carried him backwards, out of the house and into the rainy afternoon outside, finally depositing him in a puddle next to his car.

“Oww…”

Canada stood next to the car with his umbrella. “Better luck next year, Al. He’ll let go eventually.”

And now some other stuff.



Doodles on my notes. Syria and Jordan, for no reason, and I apparently ship it. >>;;; what the hell me.


For lovelylurker, since she guessed the whole "Poland barges in with pink tanks" thing. Note to self, stop being predictable.

The little chibi in the corner is holding a kolkolkol bomb, something that sprung from a conversation with katamanda haha.

And that's all for tonight. *goes to bed*

Comments

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah. >_> True enough. And the same goes to Puerto Rico right?

Lol, indeed. Oh, Spain-niisan....

[alianorethecat.livejournal.com]

"In soviet Russia, notes read you" *giggles like mad* That's great.

Uh-oh... don't be around when Russia's fighting for legendaries...

Wait, what's this about Alfred having colonies? Seriously? We actually have colonies? How did I not know this?! *goes to research*

(this is just a huge essay on Lapland, please ignore if you're not interested)

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Oh right, Lapland isn't quite that simple, because it's... well the Sámi lived there originally but then the Finns came along and then the Russians and the Norwegians and then Sweden sort of... slipped himself in there too. (... sounds dirty) So now it's like... everybody's there, the Sámi, the Finns, the Russians, the Norwegians and the Swedes. (And the Kvens and the Tornedalians but they are pretty much Finns who just got stuck in Norway and Sweden respectively and have been hanging out there since then and are now legally their own peoples.) It's a huge mess anyway. But we do know it was originally Sámi-area ("Sápmi" as they call it, "Lapland" is actually a kind of derogatory name so you kinda shouldn't use it anymore unless you talk about the Lapland-provinces.) ANYWAY. Sorry for the essay. xD It's just a huge mess. It wouldn't be so bad if the Sámi had been given equal rights from the start but they weren't so it's sort of... a huge mess. (And I'm not even starting on how the Kvens and Tornedalians were treated too.) But we try to be nice to them now. orz Sámi-languages are official languages in all the Sápmi area now. Well, I'm not sure about the Russian part, I have no idea.

*deep breath* But you know, I'd just LOVE to see a Sápmi-tan in Hetalia. =3= I've seen an official sketch with Finland in Sámi-clothes but that just pisses me off and it probably would piss the Sámi off even more if they saw it and maybe some of them already have, idk, it's not like they don't use the internet too but I haven't seen any in the fandom yet.

Actually I do have this rough concept art for a Sápmi-tan... I just never finished it... and I couldn't decide which area dress to use for her.

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah and hey, I almost forgot: Someone else who always draws eyes on her notes? xD YAY. *totally does it all the time* Are you left-handed btw? (Or did you just draw that eye with your left hand?) Just asking because I've noticed that right-handed people tend to start with the left eye and left-handed people with the right eye because it's easier to draw.

And random Japanese; totally like me too. |D

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I'm right handed, actually, though drawing right eyes is easier for me, this one just happened to be a left one. I do both left and right eyes all over the place.

Random Japanese: yeah, I slip into that sometimes. 読むことは困難である... ごめん! 私は練習しなければならない.

/goes to answer the rest of your comments

I love essays. Answering both comments in one, btw.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Oh god, even Port. Especially Port.

Man that sounds a lot more complicated and a lot less fun that I thought it would be. The Åland thing I mean. Man Finland what's the point of clinging when he's just costing you money. >>;; That's imperialism for you I guess.

Lapland sounds kind of like an orgy. Only not. Only very much so. Poor Sámi. What is is with people never giving the natives equal rights?

Lol with Finland just standing there and Sápmi coming in and staring at him like "what are you doing in my clothes." and Finland like "oh, eheheh, my bad!"

Oooo, I wanna see.~!

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I see. :3

Ahaha. 分かる、分かる。漢字ってすごく難しいよね?
でも、大丈夫だよ、たぶん。

L-lol. Have fun. orz *totally spammed you again ack*

8D yay

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Lol, totally Port. Although I'm not sure which ones he still has. But he was EVERYWHERE. Damn he used to be badass. xD And now... everybody just forgets about him wtf.

Uh, I have NO IDEA. Geez. They hate us, they give us next to nothing, they have their own government and culture and have practically NOTHING to do with us. I seriously don't know. We can't even use them for defence purposes because the area is demilitarized and the inhabitants are exempt from military service. Although I think they did help us voluntarily to fight Russia back in WW2 times. Actually one of my friends suggested that it's because the islands would be such a good strategic point to use against us which is a good point, but then again I don't think Sweden would try to invade us anymore. Russia then again No, I'm NOT starting with Russia today.

*sob* I have no idea. D: And damn it I hate the fact that we just tried to shove our culture down their throats too until the 90's. It's just so lame. orz And trying to prove we weren't related to them (which we are) because they were considered an inferior race back in the... more nationalistic times.

Pfffft when you put it that way... IT'S TOTALLY TRUE. xD;;;; Because we DO do that, mostly for tourism. Or the Finns in Lapland do it, pretend they are Sámi because it's cool nowadays and all the tourists expect it and can't tell the difference. And the real Sámi are like ".... >__> GTFO, Finland."

Mebbe if I finish it. :3

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

くそ... ひらがなはより容易である. Or better yet, English is easier. For me anyway. あ~~ でも... orz

I always use the wrong ones too, since I end up looking them up on the internet. I have to use the tables on wikipedia in order to spell it out since I don't have a keyboard for it. >>

/realises she's been ending all her sentences with ある.... 中国?!

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Aww. =3= That sucks. Heyhey, I have the best thing ever for you!

........ aw FUCK. If I can find it that is. D8 It's called "Wakan" and it's AMAZING for any Japanese/Chinese learner. It's like a text program with incorporated dictionary, you type in romaji and it suggests you Japanese words and translations and it also translates copy-pasted text.

Oh well, if I can't find it, I think there are other freeware like that too... I remember I had one other program before but I prefer Wakan because it has Chinese too and I study both languages. Lemme check around a bit.

Re: 8D yay

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

He was there with England, colonising India, as well as nicking Macau from China and and and... man he was as bad as Iggy himself.

Maybe... the Finnish government are hiding something under those islands and can't let it just go because the secret would go with them! GASP! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRICY! RUN FOR THE HILLS! Kolkolkolkol oh Fiiiiinlaaaaaaand~!

It's just depressing what people do to each other, eh? England's got problems with immigration but nothing to do with native peoples being oppressed (unless you count the random hate on ginger people. JEALOUSY OF THE AWESOME I SAY!) The world is weird.

I KIND OF WANNA DRAW IT FOR THE LULZ.

But to do that I need your design so... *big round eyes*

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

*bounces excitedly* omg omg omg omg that would be so helpful you have no idea!

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Haha they're everywhere on my notes. It creeps people out.

Uhuh, especially not frustrating ones like Hoh-oh. *spent hours restarting and trying again with that stupid bird*

Guam, Virgin Islands, used to own the Philippines. Oh yes, give up your empire England, sure, right. >>

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha Poor Spain. Never catch a break can you? All English speakers taking your land...

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Whoah. First I was like "O.O;;; that'd be scary" and then I was like "omg THE PLOT BUNNIES". Someone needs to do that, I don't care who.

And oh I know. >__> It is depressing. And lol whut ginger hair is AWESOME.

I really really feel bad for the Sámi people. But not that much for the Ålanders. xD; They are just rich, spoiled, privileged bastards anyhow. *cough stereotypes* No really, they have no worries over there really. The only "oppression" they have to suffer is three years of compulsory Finnish studies at school. They hate it, I tell you. xD;; But we have the same with our compulsory Swedish studies so they can just shut up already.

Oh, and actually Finland's Swedish people are like Finland and Sweden's child. Ålanders kinda are Finland's Swedes technically, but they are more like real Swedes by culture and dialect and everything so they don't really count. Finland's Swedes live in the mainland Finland and have a totally distinct accent and culture with tons of Finnish influence. Nowadays they even use so many Finnish loanwords that I doubt a real Swede would understand a thing about what they're talking about. Srsly. And mama papa Finland is totally spoiling him/her too... I think they have even been referred to as the most privileged ethnic minority in any European country. Oh and I'm not talking about just a couple of Swedes living in Finland, there are like 300 thousand of them and they have their own flag and everything.

..... >_>;; *working on it*

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have a PERFECT idea. I've been there, you know. :''D And I seriously can't live without my loyal Wakan nowadays. It helps me so much. Along with my portable electronic Japanese dictionary with drawing pad for writing kanji. ♥ Those two are like oxygen to me.

http://www.physics.ucla.edu/~grosenth/jwpce.html <-- I think this is the other program I tried! I haven't used it in a LONG time but I think it was good. 8Db Try it?

Oh yeah, a hint: It took me ages to figure this out but caps-locking/holding shift makes katakana. Otherwise it just turns anything you type into hiragana automatically.

[alianorethecat.livejournal.com]

I think it's hilarious.

...pokemon takes over my life. Especially when they come out with new ones *has HeartGold* and the pokemeter it comes with is amazing. I wear it all the time. Records how much I walk and levels up my pokemon. It's awesome.

America thrives on being a hypocrite. Seriously.

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

I want to hug him too. ;3; What. How can you forget your own kids?! For shame. Well the Queen is still the head of state in Barbados so I'm really not sure orz. ......But there's no excuse for forgetting Gibraltar and the utter pain it causes Spain (hahaha) :|a. Come on what about Bermuda? The triangle there is obvs the work of magic. It's totally England's.

I think you're just out to make Spain cry aren't you? Oh England. I bet he goes there and brings Port for a romantic getaway and is utterly smug that Spain is only just next door, even if he gets horribly sunburnt in the process.

lol you can't escape him. He's invisible, therefore he is EVERYWHERE. >A> Ahaha maybe. :|a OH GOD OH GOD RUSSIA ;LFKL;KF. If they throw him into the battle everyone's doomed orz. ......You have no idea how much I want this now orz.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry British education sucks hardcore I never kneeeeew. ;o; I need to design these other kids. Because yeah. TO WIKIPEDIAAAAA! Lol oh Bermuda. That makes so much sense now.

Maaaaaybe. >>;; Spain can totally hear them through the walls ahahah gaaah not the sunburn!

Everywhere. Including right behind you. RIGHT NOW. Oh god don't tempt me. Probably won't show up in FT but god there's probably going to be a drabble.

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

B| orz it's like he's trying to keep it hush-hush so he doesn't miss the glory days TOO badly. Ahahaha DO IT. /o/ And Bermuda totally sucks in all those American ships and sends them off to Avalon /shot

You're a terrible brother-in-law. l-lololol yes and he claws at it and bawwwws "hermanooooo" ;A; which only encourages England further But the sunburn is so cute~ ;3;

I - I CAN FEEL HIS PRESENCE. Aaaaaah. D: Oh god.

_{Scotland: Ready, aim... /bends his knees
France: Oh my dear, you can't be serious.
Russia: :DDD
Scotland: Launch! /tosses
France: ...Merde. /facepalm
Russia: Kolkolkolkolkolkol :DDD /look it's the Flying Russian!
The Allies: AHHHHHHHHHHHH. DDD:}

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Don't remind the little kids of how awesome we used to be. Or rather, how nasty we used to be. We have like minus points in patriotism anyway, can't let it get worse. OH BERMUDA YOU SILLY

Thank you, I try. England is totally the sick bastard that would get turned on by that. >> No it's noooot it's so humiliating. Everyone on the British isles is like "fuck you sun".

....

.......

oh god

I think I'm actually dying of laughter.

And I am so completely serious.

Kinda wanna record how hard I'm giggling and send it to you.

idefk

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

It's okay England. Patriotism is overrated anyway. |D BERMUDA IS A KID AFTER HIS OWN HEART. Finally, someone he could pass his spells onto. ;A;

Bad enough Port always chooses your side instead of his own flesh and blood orz. He's a weirdly kinky, repressed old man that's why. But Port loves him anyway. |D And this is why all the Romance nations call you bifes, rosbif etc haha. So buhyooo. ;u;

D-Don't diiiiiiiie. XDDD lol well it's true. THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.

I also have this theory that Scotland did a lot of caber-tossing in the good old days because he was trying to show off how hardcore he was to France. ......who was really more disturbed than impressed, let's be honest. XD

IT WAS THE FAE. I SAW THEM.

[pulitz.livejournal.com]

Even the sun is shining. Oh so this explains the strange sensation of feeling exposed I experienced this night. Say, do you do that often?

Right on! And now that we finally got a comedic satire about countries I keep wondering why nobody had such an idea before. Or perhaps someone had and I am simply ignorant. I am even looking forward to World Cup 2010 all of a sudden.

No~ way! A Tad Creepy is totally my kind of thing, you know. I'm all for A Tad Creepy and even for A Little More Than A Tad Creepy and last but not least A Bunch of Creepy.

/wait, you can't just stitch it back after it's fallen off. That's against the rules. That's cheating.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Stupid America with his stupid flags everywhere. >> I was so confused when I first went over there. OH GOD BERMUDA IS TOTALLY THE KID THAT SUCKS UP TO ENGLAND ALL THE TIME JUST TO GET MORE SPELLS. orz

That's because my side is better. England you are so much more than meets the eye >>;;; oh my country. Port you have the patience that saints would envy. ... wait, THAT'S why?! I was wondering for ages.... rosbif. Is like roast beef. What.

THIS NEEDS TO BE PUT TO PAPER *gets out pencils*

Lol it's just the whole "I can throw a bigger tree/log than you hahaha look at my enormous dick" thing that probably put him off.

THOSE SNEAKY FAE

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I know right? It's disturbing how much sun we've had here. Constantly. With cameras sometimes.

I think they did, what with Uncle Sam and Britannia and Marianne, but nothing like Hetalia, where it's more just jokes. Oh dude, they recently released crisps in the UK with national flavors. I got Yorkshire Pudding and Beef flavor as well as Cheeseburger flavor.

Good because I can be all of those. >>

/I have the cheat codes for life. Haha.