Suddenly, an explosion of Falklands.
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hellzabethI... can't really explain this. >> I was looking at Falkland Islands' wiki page and... yeah.
Oh Falklands, with all those people fighting over you, it's no wonder you became a little egocentric.Wales spreads the sheep-love gene once more. He's got something boarding on an inferiority complex, certainly in comparisons to other colonies, since he never really grew anything or had anything interesting. The oil's made him more confident in himself, but he's overcompensating now.
And the hair curl is sentient. Sentieeeeeeeent. And represents the Jason Islands.
Now for a drabble;
“England, come on.” America tried again, but only got a vicious glare for his trouble. “You said you’d quit!”
“And I did!” England yelled, livid and desperately clinging to the all he had left. Falklands looked between the two of them, but kept his arms wrapped around England’s waist. “I’ve not conquered anyone in over 50 years!”
America sighed. “Yeah, but you’re meant to give up the ones you did conquer-”
“You will have to pry this one out of my cold. Dead. Hands.” the former-empire snarled, teeth bared and eyes flashing like a lion protecting it’s last cub. “Argentina couldn’t do it. Spain couldn’t do it. And by god, America, if you try anything I’ll-”
“Woah, okay, okay!” Alfred held up his hands defensively. “I’m only trying to help you quit Iggy. You can’t support them with your economy like it is.”
“I don’t see why you use plurals; I gave back Hong Kong.” Came the bitter mutter. Alfred pouted, resisting the urge to groan. Why did Arthur always have to blame him for everything? His former-coloniser’s voice turned desperate. “Just let me keep the one, please. I can’t just- just…” Falkland’s wriggled slightly in England’s over-tight grip. “He’s still only a child, Alfred, look at him.”
Falklands, by some country’s standards, would probably be considered an adult, looking just past 14. He wasn’t innocent like a child, no Nation was, but he still stared at America like he was the monster in the closet.
Alfred tried one more time. “This is the last one, England, if you let him go you’ll be finally clean.”
England simply spat something in an ancient language Alfred didn’t understand, and all of a sudden the taller Nation found himself suspended upside-down in the air. “Woah! Gah! Ahh, put me down!”
The magician glared green hate at him, and the invisible force carried him backwards, out of the house and into the rainy afternoon outside, finally depositing him in a puddle next to his car.
“Oww…”
Canada stood next to the car with his umbrella. “Better luck next year, Al. He’ll let go eventually.”
And now some other stuff.
Doodles on my notes. Syria and Jordan, for no reason, and I apparently ship it. >>;;; what the hell me.
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lovelylurker, since she guessed the whole "Poland barges in with pink tanks" thing. Note to self, stop being predictable.
The little chibi in the corner is holding a kolkolkol bomb, something that sprung from a conversation withkatamanda haha.
And that's all for tonight. *goes to bed*
Oh Falklands, with all those people fighting over you, it's no wonder you became a little egocentric.
And the hair curl is sentient. Sentieeeeeeeent. And represents the Jason Islands.
Now for a drabble;
“England, come on.” America tried again, but only got a vicious glare for his trouble. “You said you’d quit!”
“And I did!” England yelled, livid and desperately clinging to the all he had left. Falklands looked between the two of them, but kept his arms wrapped around England’s waist. “I’ve not conquered anyone in over 50 years!”
America sighed. “Yeah, but you’re meant to give up the ones you did conquer-”
“You will have to pry this one out of my cold. Dead. Hands.” the former-empire snarled, teeth bared and eyes flashing like a lion protecting it’s last cub. “Argentina couldn’t do it. Spain couldn’t do it. And by god, America, if you try anything I’ll-”
“Woah, okay, okay!” Alfred held up his hands defensively. “I’m only trying to help you quit Iggy. You can’t support them with your economy like it is.”
“I don’t see why you use plurals; I gave back Hong Kong.” Came the bitter mutter. Alfred pouted, resisting the urge to groan. Why did Arthur always have to blame him for everything? His former-coloniser’s voice turned desperate. “Just let me keep the one, please. I can’t just- just…” Falkland’s wriggled slightly in England’s over-tight grip. “He’s still only a child, Alfred, look at him.”
Falklands, by some country’s standards, would probably be considered an adult, looking just past 14. He wasn’t innocent like a child, no Nation was, but he still stared at America like he was the monster in the closet.
Alfred tried one more time. “This is the last one, England, if you let him go you’ll be finally clean.”
England simply spat something in an ancient language Alfred didn’t understand, and all of a sudden the taller Nation found himself suspended upside-down in the air. “Woah! Gah! Ahh, put me down!”
The magician glared green hate at him, and the invisible force carried him backwards, out of the house and into the rainy afternoon outside, finally depositing him in a puddle next to his car.
“Oww…”
Canada stood next to the car with his umbrella. “Better luck next year, Al. He’ll let go eventually.”
And now some other stuff.
Doodles on my notes. Syria and Jordan, for no reason, and I apparently ship it. >>;;; what the hell me.
For
lovelylurker, since she guessed the whole "Poland barges in with pink tanks" thing. Note to self, stop being predictable.The little chibi in the corner is holding a kolkolkol bomb, something that sprung from a conversation with
katamanda haha.And that's all for tonight. *goes to bed*
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I love essays. Answering both comments in one, btw.
Date: 2010-04-25 10:47 pm (UTC)Man that sounds a lot more complicated and a lot less fun that I thought it would be. The Åland thing I mean. Man Finland what's the point of clinging when he's just costing you money. >>;; That's imperialism for you I guess.
Lapland sounds kind of like an orgy. Only not. Only very much so. Poor Sámi. What is is with people never giving the natives equal rights?
Lol with Finland just standing there and Sápmi coming in and staring at him like "what are you doing in my clothes." and Finland like "oh, eheheh, my bad!"
Oooo, I wanna see.~!
8D yay
Date: 2010-04-25 11:10 pm (UTC)Uh, I have NO IDEA. Geez. They hate us, they give us next to nothing, they have their own government and culture and have practically NOTHING to do with us. I seriously don't know. We can't even use them for defence purposes because the area is demilitarized and the inhabitants are exempt from military service. Although I think they did help us voluntarily to fight Russia back in WW2 times. Actually one of my friends suggested that it's because the islands would be such a good strategic point to use against us which is a good point, but then again I don't think Sweden would try to invade us anymore.
Russia then againNo, I'm NOT starting with Russia today.*sob* I have no idea. D: And damn it I hate the fact that we just tried to shove our culture down their throats too until the 90's. It's just so lame. orz And trying to prove we weren't related to them (which we are) because they were considered an inferior race back in the... more nationalistic times.
Pfffft when you put it that way... IT'S TOTALLY TRUE. xD;;;; Because we DO do that, mostly for tourism. Or the Finns in Lapland do it, pretend they are Sámi because it's cool nowadays and all the tourists expect it and can't tell the difference. And the real Sámi are like ".... >__> GTFO, Finland."
Mebbe if I finish it. :3
Re: 8D yay
Date: 2010-04-25 11:23 pm (UTC)Maybe... the Finnish government are hiding something under those islands and can't let it just go because the secret would go with them! GASP! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRICY! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Kolkolkolkol oh Fiiiiinlaaaaaaand~!It's just depressing what people do to each other, eh? England's got problems with immigration but nothing to do with native peoples being oppressed (unless you count the random hate on ginger people. JEALOUSY OF THE AWESOME I SAY!) The world is weird.
I KIND OF WANNA DRAW IT FOR THE LULZ.
But to do that I need your design so... *big round eyes*
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Date: 2010-04-25 11:56 pm (UTC)And oh I know. >__> It is depressing. And lol whut ginger hair is AWESOME.
I really really feel bad for the Sámi people. But not that much for the Ålanders. xD; They are just rich, spoiled, privileged bastards anyhow. *cough stereotypes* No really, they have no worries over there really. The only "oppression" they have to suffer is three years of compulsory Finnish studies at school. They hate it, I tell you. xD;; But we have the same with our compulsory Swedish studies so they can just shut up already.
Oh, and actually Finland's Swedish people are like Finland and Sweden's child. Ålanders kinda are Finland's Swedes technically, but they are more like real Swedes by culture and dialect and everything so they don't really count. Finland's Swedes live in the mainland Finland and have a totally distinct accent and culture with tons of Finnish influence. Nowadays they even use so many Finnish loanwords that I doubt a real Swede would understand a thing about what they're talking about. Srsly. And
mamapapa Finland is totally spoiling him/her too... I think they have even been referred to as the most privileged ethnic minority in any European country. Oh and I'm not talking about just a couple of Swedes living in Finland, there are like 300 thousand of them and they have their own flag and everything...... >_>;; *working on it*