Suddenly, an explosion of Falklands.

[hellzabeth]

I... can't really explain this. >> I was looking at Falkland Islands' wiki page and... yeah.


Oh Falklands, with all those people fighting over you, it's no wonder you became a little egocentric. Wales spreads the sheep-love gene once more. He's got something boarding on an inferiority complex, certainly in comparisons to other colonies, since he never really grew anything or had anything interesting. The oil's made him more confident in himself, but he's overcompensating now.

And the hair curl is sentient. Sentieeeeeeeent. And represents the Jason Islands.

Now for a drabble;

“England, come on.” America tried again, but only got a vicious glare for his trouble. “You said you’d quit!”

“And I did!” England yelled, livid and desperately clinging to the all he had left. Falklands looked between the two of them, but kept his arms wrapped around England’s waist. “I’ve not conquered anyone in over 50 years!”

America sighed. “Yeah, but you’re meant to give up the ones you did conquer-”

“You will have to pry this one out of my cold. Dead. Hands.” the former-empire snarled, teeth bared and eyes flashing like a lion protecting it’s last cub. “Argentina couldn’t do it. Spain couldn’t do it. And by god, America, if you try anything I’ll-”

“Woah, okay, okay!” Alfred held up his hands defensively. “I’m only trying to help you quit Iggy. You can’t support them with your economy like it is.”

“I don’t see why you use plurals; I gave back Hong Kong.” Came the bitter mutter. Alfred pouted, resisting the urge to groan. Why did Arthur always have to blame him for everything? His former-coloniser’s voice turned desperate. “Just let me keep the one, please. I can’t just- just…” Falkland’s wriggled slightly in England’s over-tight grip. “He’s still only a child, Alfred, look at him.”

Falklands, by some country’s standards, would probably be considered an adult, looking just past 14. He wasn’t innocent like a child, no Nation was, but he still stared at America like he was the monster in the closet.

Alfred tried one more time. “This is the last one, England, if you let him go you’ll be finally clean.”

England simply spat something in an ancient language Alfred didn’t understand, and all of a sudden the taller Nation found himself suspended upside-down in the air. “Woah! Gah! Ahh, put me down!”

The magician glared green hate at him, and the invisible force carried him backwards, out of the house and into the rainy afternoon outside, finally depositing him in a puddle next to his car.

“Oww…”

Canada stood next to the car with his umbrella. “Better luck next year, Al. He’ll let go eventually.”

And now some other stuff.



Doodles on my notes. Syria and Jordan, for no reason, and I apparently ship it. >>;;; what the hell me.


For lovelylurker, since she guessed the whole "Poland barges in with pink tanks" thing. Note to self, stop being predictable.

The little chibi in the corner is holding a kolkolkol bomb, something that sprung from a conversation with katamanda haha.

And that's all for tonight. *goes to bed*

Comments

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

So I come to this post thinking, "Yay, Falklands!" and muse the entire time on why all of England's colonies all seem to have ahoges (except for Hong Kong). England's so cute and frightening when he's possessive.

And then I get to the bottom of the post and I'm like, "Oh hey, pokemon."

"Oh hey, Russia playing poke- wait. Why is this familiar? Oh OH OH HO HO HO~"

And now I feel special.

(Hoh-oh didn't want to become one with Russia.)

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

... holy crap, you're right!! Maybe it's a recessive gene? Or however this works? Or... *looks at the only member of the UK family with an ahoge*... Wales?!

Well hell yeah pokemon. Ask and you shall receive. <3

(Hoh-oh used Struggle Wildly. It wasn't very effective...)

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

OR.

England has an ahoge. But he keeps it cut off/slicked down.

MAYBE? Idk. Or none of his colonies are actually biologically related to him. *eyebrow raise* It could be a dominant gene that England didn't receive since he has green eyes which already indicates his traits are recessive? I think I'm thinking about this too hard.

Hahaha. Russia would totally hack the game for infinite master balls.

(Nothing is very effective with Russia.)

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

omg he has a sentient curl. Kind of like Korea's oh god haha. I lol'd. That's so great. He's such a cute kid. ;3; I loved that drabble though. England's clinginess is so pronounced and precious. Just leave the old man alone America come on, he's not hurting anyone (except Argentina orz). I love how he just keeps trying though. And England goes STFU, GET OUT orz. He's so ronery, he needs the company haha.

And yes, Wales sheep loving genes oh god THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. I love the little chibi!Russia with his kolkolkol!bomb too haha it's so cuuuuute.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Lol what would that represent? If anything I would think Scotland has one representing the Shetland islands. Maybe Iggy's one is like Cornwall or something...

Russia would hack the game for all sorts of cheats, because Russia doesn't play fair. XD

(Hoh-oh used Nothing! It's super effective!)

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

It happened by accident when I was drawing, the hair curl went the wrong shape and then I was like "hey wait a second that fits his expression!" and bang. He's adorable, makes you want to pinch his cheeks. England is soooooo clingy with his last colony. SO HARDCORE. He was pretty bad with Hong Kong but this is his last one so it's EVEN WORSE.

New Zealand and Falklands, man. Wales' genes are surprisingly dominant. Haha the kolkolkol bomb, we were talking about how you could just throw Russia at people and it would count as a weapon.

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

Ahaha it was a sign. \o/ I bet England hugs him a lot when he's having another one of his bad days. He looks squishable. ;3; Are you sure he's the last one though? Because I am so confused. According to this England has fourteen territories he's yet to give up. But that doesn't make him any less clingy, I imagine. He's such a parent haha.

Oh I'm sure there are more of them who love sheep. You just don't hear about it haha. :|a Wales major genes are invisibility and his love of sheep. Which is funny when you consider England's first colony in Australia was "New South Wales" and yet he's hardly invisible at all. XD And ;sdlfkdl;kff oh god don't throw Russia at people. Can you even pick him up? THAT'S JUST SCARY.

[amygirl.livejournal.com]

Heh....oh England. I'm actually surprised that he fought fair and didn't throw some of America's own remaining territories back in his face...

[pulitz.livejournal.com]

De-lurking!

I wish I had more useful things to offer other than saying, "baw cute boy ♥" and, "lol in Soviet Russia notes read you lol lol" but I don't. And I'm feeling rather uncreative today, apologies.

Still. I like what I see. Heh. 8D;

/too lazy to change journals

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

Extremely squishable. Holy shit we still have more over-seas territories? I'm pretty sure we don't own Barbados anymore but since it's wikipedia who can tell? But you have reminded me that we still own Gibraltar (take that, Spain) and definitely the British Virgin islands, but most of these I've never even heard of. Must be absolutely tiny territories on a map. Falklands is by far the biggest of those.

I should make Gibraltar. Or something. Since loads of British people visit there for the sun.

The sheep love is everywheeeere, why are you so contagious Wales? Lol maybe he only passed on his epic BAMF-ness to Aussie and the ability to look at large lizards and go "pffft". Hahaha that is the secret weapon of the WDF; throwing Russia at people. IT OBLITERATES ENTIRE ARMIES. I'm sure Scotland can caber-toss him.

RP journal, still Pidge

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

... America has territories? o_o That hypocritical bastard.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the de-lurked world!

Naw, I appreciate comments large and small~ <3 You'll do nothing to deflate Falkland's ego saying that though. XD And the eyes thing... I doodle eyes all over my notes for literally no reason. So my notes read me as I read them.

Hope to keep pleasing~ <3

Re: RP journal, still Pidge

[amygirl.livejournal.com]

Yep we have a few...the most famous of which is of course Puerto Rico (which is technically a self governing commonwealth but still), as well as the US Virgina Island, America Soma and Guam. Most of the other are mostly unpopulated bits of land here or there...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/US_insular_areas.png

It's not like any of them are really clamoring for independence or anything...well PR does sometimes does mostly it can't decide what it wants. There are states that are more vocal about wanting independence then the remaining territories.

[pulitz.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Although, I have to admit, I feel at little naked now that I am no longer 'anon'. /silliness

If I only had seen your cute doodles a few weeks ago when we still talked about the rise and fall of the British Empire and the Falkland Isles in school, my grin would have looked a lot more idiotic than it already did.

I've been following Family Ties since part 1 and so far I have been more than pleased. I'm positive you'll continue to do so in the future. 8)

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Wow, holy crap. You guys own Guam? And d'aww, now I have little USEng baby Virginia island twins running around in my head (Because I think we own some too? *looks back at the link Cande sent* yup, we do.)

Hahaha, you learn something new every day, I suppose.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Indeed. *examines you closely with x-ray goggles*

Oh man, the amount of idiotic grins that Hetalia brings to my face when I'm in my English Language class and we're doing "Global English". People must think we're insane, giggling at nothing.

Woah, long time lurker then. Gee, I feel all blushy now. <3333

[amygirl.livejournal.com]

Yep it's the only one over there that we owned prior to WWII apparently.

[pulitz.livejournal.com]

...*cough* nice weather today, isn't it? Aha! So that's why I'm feeling all naked and vulnerable. Sicko.

"Global English?" Applied to Hetaliaverse this sounds so wrong as in mass orgy or something. It must be your x-raying me that puts such dirty thoughts into my mind. You bet they do. And it's not just limited to classes, at least where I am concerned. I'm currently reading Stephen Clarke's "A Year in the Merde" and it's full of FrUK-ish moments. Like, 'I could see the headlines: Englishman deported for mild sexual harassment of French civil servant. 'Britain must leave the European Union,' demands President Chirac, 'we French are the ones who sexually harass people, not you.' Ah, Hetalia. Makes everything so much crackier funnier.

Ha ha! Shouldn't you rather feel creeped out? :D

/talking your ear off

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I love it how it's like colonizing is an addiction to England. xD But then again hey America, you aren't exactly clear either! Stop hiding Guam and Puerto Rico and all those other random islands behind your back.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

"Just one more then I'll stop!" hahahah, it so is. Gets all colonial-fever. Can't deny that France and Spain and Port didn't either though.

America's a big fat hypocrite, but then I didn't know he had so many either.

THERE WAS NO HTML FAIL.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Absolutely frabjous. I can see aaaaaall. In fact I'm right behind you. Right. Now.

I know right? Hence the grinning. Man you should see the state of my notes, I am so glad my teacher doesn't look over my shoulder because we were doing the use of English in India the other day and DAMN. Lol well, Hetalia makes everything about 1000x more amusing than it already was. Watching comedic satire about countries makes me lol so hard I can't even.

Dude, I am so far beyond the creeped out stage of internet browsing. Rather, aren't you creeped out by me? I am a tad bit creepy.

/stitches ear back on and replies in kind

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Pfft, oh no, I'm not denying that. When I did the map for Family Ties I LOOKED THEM ALL UP. And was all "holy shit guys I thought you were supposed to be OVER this colonizing thing, seriously...."

... I almost thought "at least we don't have any" but oh damn we do, actually. Only they were actually conquered by Russia when he took us from Sweden and we just sort of got them with the independence... Finnish Lapland and Åland that is, we're just NOT LETTING GO of them, seriously. Especially Åland, it's ridiculous because they are all Swedish there and want to re-join Sweden but Finland is just all ">____> NO! MINE! GO AWAY SWEDEN." I... don't really even know what the heck are we doing with it. o__o;;

Ahaha, he... kinda is. And to be honest, I was totally blown when I realized how many he has as well. God... but I suppose that was one thing about the Pacific War against Japan, because America was all "HEY WAIT THOSE ISLANDS ARE MINE WHAT THE FUCK!" I first heard about it when I met this Puerto Rican online and I was like "Puerto Rico... uhh... sounds familiar but where the hell is that? >___>" and she was like "oh it's a USA colony in the Caribbean" and I was like "ooohh, I see---- WAIT WHAT THEY HAVE COLONIES?" And then meeting all these Philippines over the net and going "whaaat the US had colonies?? WHAAT WAIT the Philippines are... kinda BIG they are like the size of Japan, USA had all of THAT?"

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU ARE DEDICATED I DON'T EVEN O.O;;;

Finland has colonies? Huh. Go figure I guess. Is it bad that for a long time I thought Lapland was a separate country? Åland... I've seen that come up on the kink meme as one of SuFin's kids. Like Sealand's big bro. Haha, most colonies are kind of useless these days. The point of us owning the Falklands? There is no point. England's just bad at letting go.

Alfred, you'd better eat your words. I thought the thing with the Pacific war was just America going "BITCH YOU BOMBED HAWAII NOW YOU'RE GOING DOWN NO MATTER WHAT." without so much reason as Japan was practically invading him.

America used to own the Philippines? What. WHAT. WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS?

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

LOL WELL I DIDN'T REALIZE IT'D BE SO MUCH WORK. XDDDDD Seriously, I was expecting like maybe two per country. Turns out each one has like a dozen.

... And I just realized that I haven't marked Port's yet. *blinks stupidly and wonders if she's seriously going to do that and considering what a no-life she is, she probably is*

Lol, kinda? Idk can you call them colonies when they are pretty much stuck on us. And I don't think it's bad. xD People kinda talk about it as if it is. And it kinda IS too, only it belongs to four different countries and hasn't bothered to ask for independence. The Sámi people live there and they never really had any sort of unified government or anything what with being more like a collection of nomad tribes and all so. And yeah, Åland is totally Sweden and Finland's kid. xD Or maybe he/she's more like Sweden's little brother who Finland adopted and won't let go of. Because they really aren't Finnish, they are just Swedes whose islands belong to Finland. On paper. It's like over 90% Swedish. (I just checked, they DO pay taxes but lol we give 'em more state subsidies than they pay us in taxes so they are seriously just costing us money and they just pretty much hate us. Seriously, they are big on tourism there but a Finn dares to go there and tries to speak Finnish? THEY KICK HIM OUT. But can we just let them leave and go back to big bro Sweden? Nah~ >_>)

.... Omg you didn't know? xDDD YAY SOMEONE ELSE WHO WAS AS IGNORANT AS I WAS! Hetalia seriously teaches you stuff. This should be like compulsory at school. "Assignment: Join Hetalia fandom." "Uhm what are we supposed to do there?" "Don't worry about that. You'll know when you're there."

[hirra-chan.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish%E2%80%93American_War

Actually, Phillipines was a Spanish colony, but then Al sort of kicked Antonio's nuts, and ta-dah.

I find it funny that most of the these comments about colonies revolve around Spain getting pwned multiple times and multiple places.