THE EMPIRE STILL LIVES

[hellzabeth]

Sort of. In the form of 14 colonies. Half of which I didn't bother drawing because they have populations smaller than your average classroom.

Introducing; THE LAST OF THE COLONIES!






Additional note: Asrai is the name of a kind of water fae found in England. Yeah, his first colony and he got ~*creative*~.







And now the ones I didn't have the time nor the patience to do profiles for:


Okay so the Virgin Islands, in the Carribian, are split between those that America owns and those than England owns so I figured, why not twins? They can do twinswaps (if Brit washes and puts her hair up and Ameri rolls around in some sand for a while) and confuse people for the lulz.


Hat: knitted by England with love
Scarf: given to him by Russia. He wears it all the time.
Coat: bought for him by New Zealand
Mittens: top of the range and bought by France
Glasses: paid for by Norway.
He's such an adorable little squish isn't he? *pokes his nose*


Not much to say about her. She lets her hair down when she's being Turk, so here she's Caicos. Recently expressed a desire to go join her brother Canada, despite being located in the West Indies.

*DIES FROM THE EFFORT YOU'LL GET YOUR FAMILY TIES TOMORROW DAMNIT AFTER I HAVE SLEEP*

Edit: also I blame Cande.

Comments

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

This is incredibly American of me, but I don't know where the hell any of these places are except for Bermuda. Go me! o/

Your Bermuda frightens me, terribly. But you're right, she totally just kidnaps people and eats them or something horrible like that. Or maybe she turns all of those lost people into fish. IDK. But it's creepy.

I read this fic once where the "virgin islands" disappeared one morning...


D'awww. Little Antartica all hoge poged and taken care of by everyone. :)

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

I wonder if the "Americans Fail Geography" applies to the whole continent... *The majority of Mexican people fails greatly at geography too*

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

I think it applies to the continent because all of the Canadians I know fail hard at it too.

Did you noticed Bermuda is like England and Portugal lovechild?

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

Maybe it does.

Re: Did you noticed Bermuda is like England and Portugal lovechild?

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should like, make it so that the North American continent is the only continent on earth. Problem solved!

Re: Did you noticed Bermuda is like England and Portugal lovechild?

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Fuck Europe, Asia, Africa and Oceania (?).. Wait is it Australia or Oceania? Because as far as I remember it was Oceania....

Re: Did you noticed Bermuda is like England and Portugal lovechild?

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

I think Oceania includes all those little islands on the Australian continent... dunno.

Re: Did you noticed Bermuda is like England and Portugal lovechild?

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

So, in English Australia is actually a Continent.. wow.

America is jealous because he wants kids, too.

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, IKR. Also I just noticed.

So like, what do we do? Just smash all the other continents onto us or blow them off the map?

Pff, he had kids with Mexico, that should be enough.

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

Blow them off the map sounds tempting... but I think we should cover the Bering strait with earth and proclaim that the Eurafrasian continent has become one with North America and since South America and Central America are attached to North America they are automatically part of North America, after that the only possible way to complete this ridiculous plan is to blow off Australia so it isn't a continent anymore.
Maybe Antarctica can stay... is kind of cool and unpopulated besides it would melt soon.


Okay, I'll shut up now.

But they aren't IGGY's kids. And for this he is sad.

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

That sound very plausible. It should be done. We can just like, erase Australia off the map anyway and claim it doesn't exist. Not like Australians do much. :P

Virgin Islands are. There, just like in The Parent Trap.

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

Oh well, that's even easier! *hides the nukes* Do you have a blue marker?

That would be an absolutely amazing plot with Canada + US and England + France. o.o

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

I do, I do! It's the really big kind, too! Make sure to add in the whole ocean depth stuff too so it looks realistic.

I think there is a fic about that somewhere in the kink meme. If not then it's on FF.net

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

Of course! Of course! Oh Australia sweetie, you're going to disappear like fight 19

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's bad geography skills not to know these guys, they are pretty damn small and insignificant. xD; Sad truth, guys. *says the European who actually knew most of them anyway but is probably an exception what with being a huge geography nerd and all*

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

Well, I know where all of them are....Ok no, I have no idea where in hell is Monserrat. But that's because I'm a geogeek too.

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

In my defense, I know Africa isn't a country.

B|

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

Neither Europe.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

... the conversation above scares me. Please don't nuke me?

Here, have a map.

Bermuda is a scary person. She seems all nice and friendly and tropical and then suddenly there are ships sinking out of nowhere and planes disappearing in the sky and people dropping dead where they stand.

Fffff lol.

Antarctica's such a squish, all wrapped up like that. *pokes him*

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

Too awesome to get nuked

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

*cackles*