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I was about to ask were in the world were the Malvinas but then I remembered that the Falkland Islands and is 'Islas Malvinas' ...

Anguila looks so Sassy!

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Oh yes, I fucked up that comment. I meant 'Falkland Islands' means 'Islas Malvinas' /shotself

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I got what you meant bb. <3

Hell yeah you better believe Anguilla's sassy girl! *Z-snap*

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She somehow reminds me of someone from Kennan & Kel..
England had lots of children....

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This is incredibly American of me, but I don't know where the hell any of these places are except for Bermuda. Go me! o/

Your Bermuda frightens me, terribly. But you're right, she totally just kidnaps people and eats them or something horrible like that. Or maybe she turns all of those lost people into fish. IDK. But it's creepy.

I read this fic once where the "virgin islands" disappeared one morning...

D'awww. Little Antartica all hoge poged and taken care of by everyone. :)

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I wonder if the "Americans Fail Geography" applies to the whole continent... *The majority of Mexican people fails greatly at geography too*

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I think it applies to the continent because all of the Canadians I know fail hard at it too.

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Maybe it does.

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Maybe we should like, make it so that the North American continent is the only continent on earth. Problem solved!

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Yeah! Fuck Europe, Asia, Africa and Oceania (?).. Wait is it Australia or Oceania? Because as far as I remember it was Oceania....

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I think Oceania includes all those little islands on the Australian continent... dunno.

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So, in English Australia is actually a Continent.. wow.

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Yeah, IKR. Also I just noticed.

So like, what do we do? Just smash all the other continents onto us or blow them off the map?

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Blow them off the map sounds tempting... but I think we should cover the Bering strait with earth and proclaim that the Eurafrasian continent has become one with North America and since South America and Central America are attached to North America they are automatically part of North America, after that the only possible way to complete this ~~ridiculous~~ plan is to blow off Australia so it isn't a continent anymore.
Maybe Antarctica can stay... is kind of cool and unpopulated besides it would melt soon.

Okay, I'll shut up now.

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That sound very plausible. It should be done. We can just like, erase Australia off the map anyway and claim it doesn't exist. Not like Australians do much. :P

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Oh well, that's even easier! *hides the nukes* Do you have a blue marker?

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I do, I do! It's the really big kind, too! Make sure to add in the whole ocean depth stuff too so it looks realistic.

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Of course! Of course! Oh Australia sweetie, you're going to disappear like fight 19

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tuulensisko.livejournal.com

I don't think it's bad geography skills not to know these guys, they are pretty damn small and insignificant. xD; Sad truth, guys. *says the European who actually knew most of them anyway but is probably an exception what with being a huge geography nerd and all*

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~~Well, I know where all of them are....Ok no, I have no idea where in hell is Monserrat. But that's because I'm a geogeek too.~~

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In my defense, I know Africa isn't a country.

B|

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Neither Europe.

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... the conversation above scares me. Please don't nuke me?

Here, have a map.

Bermuda is a scary person. She seems all nice and friendly and tropical and then suddenly there are ships sinking out of nowhere and planes disappearing in the sky and people dropping dead where they stand.

Fffff lol.

Antarctica's such a squish, all wrapped up like that. *pokes him*

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Too awesome to get nuked

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*cackles*

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tuulensisko.livejournal.com

Oh god, how did I forget about Bermuda (I did remember it back when I added it to the map!), I used to have a friend over there too! What the heeck, self. Damn I love that design you did for her too. 8D And oh that's the reason for all those disappearances.... ohohohohoho, this is officially a new part of my headcanon. I love the other designs too but Bermuda is my favourite. x) Just because.

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You forgot about Bermuda because she wants you to forget about her. >>

Hahah, I am Pidge, creator of headcanons!

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WHY IS IT I GET BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING. ~~ahahahaha >D~~

s;dlfkd;f the last of the colonies ;lsdfkldkf ENGLAAAAAAND. /flail omg your kids, they're so cute omg. ......And you have children with both Spain AND Portugal? Ohohohoho. :|a

omg Bermuda why so scary. Look out Port your daughter is following daddy's pagan footsteps haha. I bet Gibraltar and Falklands really connect. So used to having Spanish-speaking people fighting over them with their British protector. Oh England. Your in-laws must really hate you. |D

Montserrat is so ;sldfk omfg. VOLCANOES. The poor kid. He looks like something that crawled out of the depths of hell. Someone give that kid an ice bath or something, he's burning up! D:

I'm also all for the Virgin Islands being twins hahaha. That's so adorable omg. ~~And you're such a hypocrite America omg. I SEE YOUR COLONIES THERE.~~ Hey hey hey Australia owns the largest part of Antarctica. WHERE'S HIS BIT? But he's so adorable awww awww. So well taken care of. ;u; Even if... England and Argentina are...fighting over the same bit...again orz. /facepalm

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BECAUSE IT IS MOSTLY ALL YOUR FAULT ~~and I love you anyway so~~

England has been sleeping around like HARDCORE. But I like how Bermuda, an Eng/Port baby, is the most loyal of the lot. ~~And one of the only ones not stolen from Spain.~~

Port has probably given up on stopping the whole "Bermuda Triangle" stuff, since a fleet of his ships went poof. England is like THE WORST IN LAW TO HAVE EVER. Gibraltar and Falklands are just bored with this shit now and chill together.

I looked up the page and I was like "oh yeah wasn't that the place with the volcano?" but I had no idea it just obliterated the ENTIRE ISLAND. The capital city was just FWOOMF gone under ash and everyone there died and the rest had to evacuate and it's still erupting today. I couldn't just make a guy with such a depressing story all... cute. *huggles him and gets burned*

Australia looks after the kid at his house; he doesn't have to give him anything. XD England and Argentina argue over who made him that hat. In fact, he has two hats, and wears different ones depending on who's around.

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IT SEEMS TO BE A REOCURRING TREND DOESN'T IT. :|a ~~Well good because I'd hate for this to be a bad thing~~

Just because he does doesn't mean he's GOOD at it, lets be honest. ~~England you whore~~ XD Ahaha awwww Bermuda. That makes so much sense. I bet they've always wanted to have kids together. How nice. ~~lskdjf she's - she's really their baby then orz~~

l-lol oh god did they really? I can see him chiding her over that. "Sweetheart, papa's ships are not like the toy boats you play with in your bathtub (orz)." I BET HE MAKES FAMILY DINNERS AWKWARD. omg Gibraltar and Falklands are totally bros with special seekrit handshakes and fistbumps in my head now.

Seriously I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS EITHER ;sdlkf it's like Pompeii all over again orz. Poor kid. I bet he's a fire hazard wherever he goes and has to wear special resistant clothing...or a mask, lest he set off the smoke alarm orz.

...Well okay, I can live with that. Oh Australia, looking after kids at your age? SO RESPONSIBLE. XDDD I lol'd out loud oh god pfffft. So Argentina knits too does he? Well it's a nice hat so I don't blame them for each wanting to take the credit. Poor little Antarctica. Just come and live with Aussie and then we can go spend time with the fairy penguins. ;3;

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A DELICIOUSLY REOCCURRING TREND. ~~Never a bad thing when you're around.~~

Lol oh poor Iggy. He's kinky as hell but not fantastic. ~~Pimp, dear, he's a pimp.~~ They probably baby her so much and dote and squish her. Well. They do now that the slave trade is over. >>

*writes a drabble about it*

I knew about it because it was on the news when it went off a second time. HAHAHA OH GOD HE TOTALLY SETS OFF THE SMOKE ALARM WHEREVER HE GOES. Poor baby. Occasionally coughs up ash and stuff. He's such a biohazard to be around.

HEY HEY AUSSIE IS RESPONSIBLE. Though he has to look after him in the south of the country because if he goes to Perth he will MELT. D8

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IT IS GLORIOUS. ~~ahaha I feel special now~~

He has IDEAS, he's just not sure how to go through with them unless his other half has greater lovemaking skills to actually make it WORK. ~~This reminds me of the England/Portugal/Spain threesome fic I almost wrote once orz~~ She's spoilt. Which is why she causes half as much trouble as she does. But I'll bet she gets a lot of cuddles yes. S-Slave trade orz. Port was a pioneer in that as well. XD;;;

*oh wow another drabble yay!* XD

SRSLY HE JUST HAS TO EXHALE AND THEN SUDDENLY THOSE SMOKE-DETECTING SPRINKLER THINGS GO OFF AND SOAK EVERYONE ORZ. sob this is why he can't have nice things. I can see England cleaning him up with a handkerchief that quickly gets covered in soot too.

HE IS. SORT OF. HE'S LEARNING AT ANY RATE. 8D What, it's not hot in Perth at all. Well okay maybe in the summer orz. Maybe he set up a house for the kid in Tasmania then lol.

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IT IS INDEED. IT NEEDS A SPECIAL DAY. ~~so you should you special person you <3~~

Which is why he and Portugal get on so wonderfully well <3 ~~what what why did you not write it?!~~ Such a little daddy's girl. Oh god the slave trade, most of these kids did not like England back then at all.

Yuppers, here.

HAHAHA best way to cool himself down though, never mind the others. England or rather Ireland, because it was the fact that like 4000 Irish went there to escape England's tyranny in the 1600s that made him a British Colony. Ireland's like his mummy. <3

PLEASE DON'T FUCK UP HARDCORE LIKE ENGLAND DID. Dude. Dude, it is definitely hotter than the South Pole in Perth. It's hotter than goddamn England in Perth that's for sure.

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I'LL MAKE A NOTE ON MY CALENDAR. ~~o u flatterer u <333~~

Hahaha although it COULD work in regards to any other Romance nation, though if by some horrible twist of fate England and France got drunk enough to land up in bed, Scotland would have his hide orz. ~~B-Because Spain was being reluctant and bawww about it orz so it's only three paragraphs long~~ She knows he's a softie deep down is why. :|a ;sldkf what child did like the slave trade orz. Though some of them DID profit off of it.

OMGYAY.

Awwww Mama!Ireland awwww. That's awesome. I'll bet she's a kickass mum.

WHAT NO, THAT TAKES A SPECIAL BRAND OF IMPERIAL DICKERY OKAY. lol well when you put it like that... that's very true. He might need a walk-in freezer just for the kid orz. lol any part of Australia is probably hotter than England pffft.

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WHAT DAY SHALL IT BE I WONDER ~~what I speak only the truth I cannot tell a lie.~~

Scotland would have his head, that son of a bitch. Sleeping with his man. How dare he. ~~Waaaa even though it sounds so smokin' hawt?~~ Deep... deeeeeeeep down. Like Mariana trench deep. Exploiting your Native People for Fun and Profit, by B. Empire.

\o/

She's much better than England, that's for sure. Her people actually like her for one thing.

LOL IMPERIAL DICKERY. His entire house is probably just a giant walk-in freezer. He's way more comfortable when he goes to see Russia or Norway. Must you rub in your lovely weather and sunshine >A>;;

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I - I'M NOT SURE. IT HAPPENS SO OFTEN. XD *bluuuuush* /tsuntsun

...knowing France he'd dramatize it to make himself look like the victim even though HE probably initiated things orz. Which would get him cuddles. And the joy of watching Scotland chase England with his claymore. /o/ ~~I - I don't even know orz. SPAIN'S LOVE FOR HIS BROTHER IS PURE! D:~~ lol grab your shovels and dig a little deeper folks. His deredere becomes more buried with age. .....I wouldn't be surprised if he wrote that book orz. SELF-HELP FTW.

l-lol England I couldn't feel more sorry for you. Th-There there. It's no wonder he's so tsun and friendless in Europe orz.

IT'S TOTALLY HISTORICAL. He probably like... rolls in the snow to keep cold because the heat is what makes him uncomfortable haha. Russia would be so pleased. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HIM. It's not rubbing in it's a fact of life! And we get bushfires. So it has its downsides! <A<

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Antarctica oh gods Antarctica...so perfect. *squishes him* Talk about a kid with issues...

The amusing part about the Virgin Islands is that the US purchased their portion from Denmark so for a while it was England and Denmark playing house together...this amuses me for the obvious reasons...

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