THE EMPIRE STILL LIVES

[hellzabeth]

Sort of. In the form of 14 colonies. Half of which I didn't bother drawing because they have populations smaller than your average classroom.

Introducing; THE LAST OF THE COLONIES!






Additional note: Asrai is the name of a kind of water fae found in England. Yeah, his first colony and he got ~*creative*~.







And now the ones I didn't have the time nor the patience to do profiles for:


Okay so the Virgin Islands, in the Carribian, are split between those that America owns and those than England owns so I figured, why not twins? They can do twinswaps (if Brit washes and puts her hair up and Ameri rolls around in some sand for a while) and confuse people for the lulz.


Hat: knitted by England with love
Scarf: given to him by Russia. He wears it all the time.
Coat: bought for him by New Zealand
Mittens: top of the range and bought by France
Glasses: paid for by Norway.
He's such an adorable little squish isn't he? *pokes his nose*


Not much to say about her. She lets her hair down when she's being Turk, so here she's Caicos. Recently expressed a desire to go join her brother Canada, despite being located in the West Indies.

*DIES FROM THE EFFORT YOU'LL GET YOUR FAMILY TIES TOMORROW DAMNIT AFTER I HAVE SLEEP*

Edit: also I blame Cande.

Comments

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

IT SEEMS TO BE A REOCURRING TREND DOESN'T IT. :|a Well good because I'd hate for this to be a bad thing

Just because he does doesn't mean he's GOOD at it, lets be honest. England you whore XD Ahaha awwww Bermuda. That makes so much sense. I bet they've always wanted to have kids together. How nice. lskdjf she's - she's really their baby then orz

l-lol oh god did they really? I can see him chiding her over that. "Sweetheart, papa's ships are not like the toy boats you play with in your bathtub (orz)." I BET HE MAKES FAMILY DINNERS AWKWARD. omg Gibraltar and Falklands are totally bros with special seekrit handshakes and fistbumps in my head now.

Seriously I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS EITHER ;sdlkf it's like Pompeii all over again orz. Poor kid. I bet he's a fire hazard wherever he goes and has to wear special resistant clothing...or a mask, lest he set off the smoke alarm orz.

...Well okay, I can live with that. Oh Australia, looking after kids at your age? SO RESPONSIBLE. XDDD I lol'd out loud oh god pfffft. So Argentina knits too does he? Well it's a nice hat so I don't blame them for each wanting to take the credit. Poor little Antarctica. Just come and live with Aussie and then we can go spend time with the fairy penguins. ;3;

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

A DELICIOUSLY REOCCURRING TREND. Never a bad thing when you're around.

Lol oh poor Iggy. He's kinky as hell but not fantastic. Pimp, dear, he's a pimp. They probably baby her so much and dote and squish her. Well. They do now that the slave trade is over. >>

*writes a drabble about it*

I knew about it because it was on the news when it went off a second time. HAHAHA OH GOD HE TOTALLY SETS OFF THE SMOKE ALARM WHEREVER HE GOES. Poor baby. Occasionally coughs up ash and stuff. He's such a biohazard to be around.

HEY HEY AUSSIE IS RESPONSIBLE. Though he has to look after him in the south of the country because if he goes to Perth he will MELT. D8

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

IT IS GLORIOUS. ahaha I feel special now

He has IDEAS, he's just not sure how to go through with them unless his other half has greater lovemaking skills to actually make it WORK. This reminds me of the England/Portugal/Spain threesome fic I almost wrote once orz She's spoilt. Which is why she causes half as much trouble as she does. But I'll bet she gets a lot of cuddles yes. S-Slave trade orz. Port was a pioneer in that as well. XD;;;

*oh wow another drabble yay!* XD

SRSLY HE JUST HAS TO EXHALE AND THEN SUDDENLY THOSE SMOKE-DETECTING SPRINKLER THINGS GO OFF AND SOAK EVERYONE ORZ. sob this is why he can't have nice things. I can see England cleaning him up with a handkerchief that quickly gets covered in soot too.

HE IS. SORT OF. HE'S LEARNING AT ANY RATE. 8D What, it's not hot in Perth at all. Well okay maybe in the summer orz. Maybe he set up a house for the kid in Tasmania then lol.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

IT IS INDEED. IT NEEDS A SPECIAL DAY. so you should you special person you <3

Which is why he and Portugal get on so wonderfully well <3 what what why did you not write it?! Such a little daddy's girl. Oh god the slave trade, most of these kids did not like England back then at all.

Yuppers, here.

HAHAHA best way to cool himself down though, never mind the others. England or rather Ireland, because it was the fact that like 4000 Irish went there to escape England's tyranny in the 1600s that made him a British Colony. Ireland's like his mummy. <3

PLEASE DON'T FUCK UP HARDCORE LIKE ENGLAND DID. Dude. Dude, it is definitely hotter than the South Pole in Perth. It's hotter than goddamn England in Perth that's for sure.

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

I'LL MAKE A NOTE ON MY CALENDAR. o u flatterer u <333

Hahaha although it COULD work in regards to any other Romance nation, though if by some horrible twist of fate England and France got drunk enough to land up in bed, Scotland would have his hide orz. B-Because Spain was being reluctant and bawww about it orz so it's only three paragraphs long She knows he's a softie deep down is why. :|a ;sldkf what child did like the slave trade orz. Though some of them DID profit off of it.

OMGYAY.

Awwww Mama!Ireland awwww. That's awesome. I'll bet she's a kickass mum.

WHAT NO, THAT TAKES A SPECIAL BRAND OF IMPERIAL DICKERY OKAY. lol well when you put it like that... that's very true. He might need a walk-in freezer just for the kid orz. lol any part of Australia is probably hotter than England pffft.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

WHAT DAY SHALL IT BE I WONDER what I speak only the truth I cannot tell a lie.

Scotland would have his head, that son of a bitch. Sleeping with his man. How dare he. Waaaa even though it sounds so smokin' hawt? Deep... deeeeeeeep down. Like Mariana trench deep. Exploiting your Native People for Fun and Profit, by B. Empire.

\o/

She's much better than England, that's for sure. Her people actually like her for one thing.

LOL IMPERIAL DICKERY. His entire house is probably just a giant walk-in freezer. He's way more comfortable when he goes to see Russia or Norway. Must you rub in your lovely weather and sunshine >A>;;

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

I - I'M NOT SURE. IT HAPPENS SO OFTEN. XD *bluuuuush* /tsuntsun

...knowing France he'd dramatize it to make himself look like the victim even though HE probably initiated things orz. Which would get him cuddles. And the joy of watching Scotland chase England with his claymore. /o/ I - I don't even know orz. SPAIN'S LOVE FOR HIS BROTHER IS PURE! D: lol grab your shovels and dig a little deeper folks. His deredere becomes more buried with age. .....I wouldn't be surprised if he wrote that book orz. SELF-HELP FTW.

l-lol England I couldn't feel more sorry for you. Th-There there. It's no wonder he's so tsun and friendless in Europe orz.

IT'S TOTALLY HISTORICAL. He probably like... rolls in the snow to keep cold because the heat is what makes him uncomfortable haha. Russia would be so pleased. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HIM. It's not rubbing in it's a fact of life! And we get bushfires. So it has its downsides! <A<