Election Night

[hellzabeth]

Submitted my vote a few hours ago, now just watching the results since I can't sleep.

Please god don't let it be Tories please please please I'll take the goddamn GREEN PARTY over the Tories. (Though I hear they have a seat in somewhere tiny like the Birmingham constituancy in which case good on them)

Edit [1:00am]: UKIP have 7,630 votes.

God fucking damn people are you that desperate to be isolationist? And even worse, the British Nazi Party have 8,735 votes. Hello guys, we are not the empire anymore.

Lib Dem's kicking some Conservative ass though. Labor's surprisingly ahead.

*Waits for Scottish results to come in because she's terrified of the Scottish National Party*

Edit [1:05am]: Plaid Cymru have a seat what. The Democratic Unionists have two what is this madness.

SINN FEIN HAS A SEAT?!

Wow Iggy you sure are unpopular; your brothers want to leave pretty sharpish.

Bet the only reason Scotty's not got a seat yet is because there are so many votes to count.

Edit [1:10am]: Democratic Unionists are coming out of left field with 3 seats already. Labor's got 7, doing surprisingly well considering how everyone was predicting they'd be kicked out of office.

Scotty's got 7,564 votes. Ahhhhhhhh. And BNP and UKIP have hit 5 figure digits shit.

Edit [1:25am]: Labor has 11 seats, against all predictions. How desperate are people not to have Cameron? This desperate.

*watches the Lib Dems do their sneaky ninja thing and suddenly gain seats from nowhere*

Edit [1:40am]: Labour have... 19 seats. I bet all the newsreaders are cacking themselves right about now.

On the up side, Lib Dem's catching up to Tories. Come oooooon Clegg--

GAH SINN FEIN HAVE 2 SEATS NOW WHAAAAAAAT N.Ireland do you hate us so?

Edit [1:50am]: Wow, Conservative just shot forward into 12 seats, though Labor's got 26. Lib Dems are trailing behind... COME ON CLEGG!

Comments

[katamanda.livejournal.com]

So long as it isn't Conservative or BNP that gets in power. UKIP I only found out about recently and nngh... can't agree with their complete withdrawal from the EU policy even if I do understand and agree with people's want for us to retain our individuality and independence and the fear that we'll lose it because of the EU. The votes for the BNP though make me sad people believe their bullshit on the immigrants being the root of all our problems etc. /keeps egging Nick Griffin eternally

When will the Monster Raving Loony Party run seriously, WHEN.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

BNP makes me alternately sad and angry because those votes were probably by Uni kids just doing it for the lulz, or people who actually believe their bullshit. I thought we were better than that guys, come on. I understand UKIP but I can't agree with them either; we're just not financially stable enough to isolate. We need Europe.

I WAS TOTALLY GONNA VOTE FOR THEM but you need to pay so I was sad.

[katamanda.livejournal.com]

UNi kids for the lulz, chavs and who knows who else, rawr. My younger brother is an avid supporter and it makes me sick. And yeah, I agree, I don't mind so long as we don't change to the Euro or anything and I'm certainly not one of the nutjobs who think the EU is the cover for the New World Order or whatever.

Yeah, i wish you didn't have to pay but their policies are so adorable XD

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

God that's depressing, Is he old enough to vote or do you have time to get some sense into him? Oh god the EU as a cover for the NWO, GENIUS! France was the mastermind all along! I KNEW IT.

Everyone must wear silly hats in Parliament. Do want very much.

[katamanda.livejournal.com]

He idolises Hitler, it's just so dhfjgh. He's sixteen, so yeah, still time. I'm hoping this is some kind of youthful rebellion and acting out because he knows it'll get a rise out of people. But then all his mates are at it too I think. Haha, I heard that from my crazy Christian dad. OF COURSE! France is the mastermind behind everything dontcha know.

Shiny surfaces for everyone!

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Please god let it be a stage, what a horrible thing to idolise. If his mates do it maybe it's just trying to fit in? *hopes* Darn, now the ending of Family Ties is ruined, now what am I going to do. I'll have to change everything.

And lots of free biscuits!

[katamanda.livejournal.com]

It really is. Maybe that too, he's one of those... you know, has to fit in, has to be popular kind of people. lmfao, XDD

Buttons!

[katamanda.livejournal.com]

p.s have you seen The Sun's front page today?



David Cameron = Obama. Seriously?

I gagged, at that and their whole "Consevative is the only way to save Britain!" thing.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

ffffffffff what is this I don't even

I hate the Sun on regular days, man, let alone election time.

And what kind of photoshop skills are those? That sucks balls right there, seriously.

[katamanda.livejournal.com]

It's so lame and desperaaaate. gtfo guys