Wiki-walking.

[hellzabeth]

Gotta stop reading Wikipedia.

Firstly because my wiki-walking takes up hours that I could be using to learn things that are not random shit about Queen or bee farming.

Secondly because Wikipedia is a veritable black hole and I will never. Stop. Browsing.

Thirdly because I am in class so I should be listening to Jenny when she talks.

Finally, because inevitably I will end up on the Psychology pages and start diagnosing everyone I know as well as myself. Everyone's a little bit messed up, it's not a crime, and not everyone cares for a diagnosis for their nictophobia or CES or OCD.

I'm so Neurotic Obsessive Compulsive it's painful.

No.

Bad Pidge, stop.

orz

Do you guys ever get carried away with diagnosing yourself? Or even wiki-walking until your cyber-shoes are worn to nothing?

Comments

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

...you know diagnosing yourself isn't healthy right? It's like looking up your own terminal disease.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

It's also not healthy to feel a compulsion to throw whatever is in your hands into a river when you go near one.

But yeah. You're right. Should not do that.

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

...you do?

Of course I'm right XP

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

And if I have a sharp object I want to stab something soft with it even if it's stupid, and all my drawings must be in the order in which I drew them in my drawer, and I can't have two different socks, and if my hair tie doesn't match with my top I worry about it all day even if you can't see it because my hair eats it, and all my clothes/hair/etc must be symmetrical. I hate side partings because of this.

*sigh*

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

Ouch man... you must have a nervous breakdown when standing next to me or being in my room. But the sharp objects thing, with you. At least you don't feel the urge to jump whenever you're walking along something that's a long way up.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

You're actually fairly symmetrical most of the time, though sometimes I want to take a comb to your hair. Notice how I tidy your room whenever I'm there? XD Actually, that too, which is why I avoid heights. See what I mean about everyone being a little neurotic? XD

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

My hair is fine! How about the odd earrings and socks? And now you mention it, yes you do tidy XD

I like heights, cause I know I'm not crazy enough to jump yet, it's a nice feeling to be able to see everything.

Hey, please come walk the dog with me? I'll show you something amazing.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I generally don't notice your earrings but now you've said that I probably will damnit. Your socks only annoy me when I can see them; you wear shoes most of the time. I'm not about to rip them off your feet though. Unless one was falling off. Now THAT gets to me.

I get up there and the urge gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Not for any particular desire to die, or anything like that. It's an irrational compulsion.

Nena darling, I'm in Costa in Alton.