*smacks internet until it works*

[hellzabeth]

Percussive maintainance fixes everything.

Parents are back, whoop. Not. *sigh* but on the up side, at least I'm not buying food anymore. Expensiiiiive and I have such a small paycheck.

Been cruising pixiv taglistings and... uh, I'm actually quite surprised. Who knew there was so much Roman Empire/China (Silk Road ship) out there? Entire doujin? Really? Rule 34 really does exist...

China never tops, I'm so serious. XD

Nena, these may be relevant to your interests

Anyway.

the { first ✚ impression } meme

This is where you tell me what your first thoughts were about me. Stuff like "at first I thought you were a total megalomaniac and it turns out I was right" or "in the beginning I watched you for your supermassiveholyshitbig fic but now I am scared to look you in the eye" and so on.

Stole this from Cande, as usual.

/leaves.

Comments

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

*offers you a baseball bat*

Hnnngh I love Rome/China so hard. And you should check out wiki, Rome's under China's foreign relations too. WHY SO OLD, NII-NII. ;3; ...lol this reminds me I was half considering making an "Auld Alliance" tag on pixiv and spamming it with Scotland/France. >A>

......the day China tops it will appeal to my height/size/thing kink so hard pffft. XD

This is the only kind of thievery I approve of. B|b

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

*takes, smacks her modem into obedience with gusto that Russia would envy*

Oh god China you are such an old maaaaaaaan. HOLY SHIT DO IT DO IT DO IIIIIIIT I'll help you spamming?

The day China tops is the day that Russia finally gets so drunk he cannot move and China has to do things for him. Or the day when we get some nasty, violent, yandere China/Tibet fanfiction.

o7 Yes ma'am, glad you approve ma'am.

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

*holds up a scorecard* \o/

OMG THAT REMINDS ME. I have the tags picked out and everything. PLUS WIKI AND GOOGLE MADE ME REALIZE SOMETHING. So I hope the text shows up orz.

英葡永久同盟
(Japanese) - British permanent delegation Union
(Chinese) - English Portuguese permanent alliance

老同盟
(Japanese) - Old Union
(Chinese) - Old Alliance

......Japan and Nii-Nii ship FraScot and EngPort so hard it's not even funny. :| ;sldkf PERMANENT ALLIANCE ;SLDFK OH YOU GUUUUUYS. ;AAA; Such fanboys holy shit. <333 /dere

;sdlkf that's - that's lulzier than it should be orz. NOW'S MY CHANCE, ARU. Oh god don't, poor Tibet. He suffers enough without China's dickery ;AAA; but then he can't top anyone else orz

/showers with hearts

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

I can see the text. Also LJIUDHGDK HOLY CRAP I love co-incidences like this, I really, really do. PERMANENT ALLIANCE. IT WILL NEVER FALL. Just wait until Port and Scot are in hetalia, THEN THERE WILL BE EXPLOSIONS.

Can't you just picture it though? It's evil enough that I want to do it. Like. Really badly, like that one time I did opium wars England/China and it got smutty and painful and burny.

*puts on shower cap and starts scrubbing*

[candesceres.livejournal.com]

INORITE. I think my love for Japan and China has just skyrockted loool. Nevermind that Japan's known Port for ages. OH GOD YES, PLEASE LET THEM BE IN IT. IT WOULD BE AMAZING. ;A;

_{Japan: You've been together for 600 years now, Igirisu-san. I think it's high time you proposed.
China: *nodsnods*
Japan: It's practically permanent.
England: *chokes on his tea*}

I can. And it's more romantic than it probably should be but then I see Russia as a big bear craving hugs and cuddles and China is just so TINY orz. bawwwww Tibet. ;A; But I'm not stopping you omg. DO IT. I was just reading an Osova doujinshi on Spain and England getting banged by pirates. And just kept thinking it would be perfect if Port was there too orz. SO I DON'T JUDGE. :|a

/pours more love and dere on