England vs Slovenia

[hellzabeth]

Me: Come on guys.
Sister: COME OOOOOOOON
Mum: Is it wrong to pray?
Me and sister: *staring* no.

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Sister: WHERE WAS THAT PASS TO?!
Me: SOMEONE BACK HIM UP THERE!
Mum: THIS IS NOT KEEPY-UPPY LADS!
*realisation in unison that none of us usually care or know about football*

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Commentator: ... not a good touch...
Me: BAD TOUCH! 8D
Family: *weird look*

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Me: Wait! *runs out of the room*
Family: *stare at each other*
Me: *returns with a beer*
Mum: ... since when do you like beer?
Me: Inside every Englishman is a football hooligan that needs a can of Carlsburg.

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Defoe: *taking the corner*
Me and sister: WHO ARE YA, WHO ARE YA, WHO ARE YA?!
Mun: lol

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Me: *typing this*
Mum: Oh! OH!
Me: *looks up*
Defoe: *SCOOOOOOOOOORES*
Everyone: *leaps up* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
Sister: *runs outside* YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! YES YES YES YESYESYESYES!
Me: *runs around the room screaming incoherently* DEFOE YOU BEAUTY.

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Slovenia Goalie: *TRIES TO SAVE*
Us: Aww...
Goalie: *fumbles!*
Us: OH!
Goalie: *grabs ball*
Us: awww....
Commentator: Almost did a Green there.
Us: lol.

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Me and mum: *look at the points table*
Mum: Hm, we're at top of the league if we keep this score up.
Me: And we'll kick America out too! That'll teach the brats. /grumble channeling England.

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Half time! I'll post this now and update as we go.

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Family have left for singing lessons, I'll call them if England score again. It always takes me a moment to realise they switch goals at half time-

WTF WHY DID THEY BOOK JOHNSON?! HE DIDN'T DO SHIT!

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YEEEEEEEESSSNNNO.

WHAT THE FUCK REF.

NO.

THAT WAS TOTALLY A GOAL YOU SON OF A WHORE

I THOUGHT GERMANS WERE EFFICIENT DAMN IT. LIES. LIIIIIIIES.

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Commentator: hands up who wants to see England play in red more often...
Me: *HANDS*

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Slovenia: *nearly score*
Commentator: ... watching England play is a great way to cure constipation.
Me: tmi, but... yeah. orz

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Roney: *misses an open goal*
Me: SJIDSUKGHUHKDIUAGHSY WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? SON OF A WHORE.

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I think I'm in love with James. Our goalie, I mean.

Lol, they're singing Rule Britannia. Sorry South Africa, I think you're being claimed back for the Empire.

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SLOVENIA IF YOU INJURE DEFOE I SWEAR TO GOD.

Rooney's off because he's being a twat.

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God I am so SO nervous. STOP GETTING FREE KICKS SLOVENIA. Last 5 minutes.... aaaaaahhhhh.

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One minute... hold it for one more minute...

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Three extra minutes.

DO NOT LET THEM DO IT LADS, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT!

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Commentator1: we'll forget the first two games of South Africa...
Commentator2: what games?
Commentator1: haha, exactly. The World Cup starts here.

Me: fuck yeah.

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Whistle: *blows*
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS YES YES YES YES YES!

And America are going through as well! Slovenia and Algeria are going out.

YES!

Comments

[nascido-do-mar.livejournal.com]

*dances in the street* SO PROUD OMG. ;A; ...lol don't I know it. You'd better dust off that couch, England. You'll be on it for a while, I mean.

SO YOUR ADORATION IS LIKE A SWARM OF ANGRY BEES.

...I think I could live with that. *ear plugs*

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

There was actually some literal dancing in the street when that goal was scored. Me, my sister and three neighbours all ran out the front of our houses, screamed, then went back inside looking sheepish for having displayed such loud emotions.

YEAH, IT'S ... orz this is why England fails at being a lover.

[nascido-do-mar.livejournal.com]

I would do that if it wouldn't scare people half to death at this hour of the night. Someone might think we were under attack. XD; But you WON. At last! Fantastic! /o/

BZZZZZZZZZ.

Well the tsun would explain the sting at any rate. :|a Don't worry England, Port can be the lover. You can be the fighter. /pats You're not a fail lover, really. You're just...unique. :D

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

Middle of the day here, sun is shining, sky is blue, England scored... something has to go wrong.

BZZZZZZZZZZZILOVEYOUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

... England is a bee. Why did I not see this before. Unique is another word for "strange." >>

[nascido-do-mar.livejournal.com]

It's too perfect. Highly suspect. And then Spain announces that Portugal is going to be one with him again. \o/

YOU'RE SUCH A ROMANTIC. <3 I knew love was blind, but deaf? Awww.

I always saw him as a hedgehog myself because he's prickly with a soft squishy underbelly. XD But a bee works too! Nooo it means you're one of a kind! :D

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

Oh no, it's alright, mum's car just broke down. Phew. NOOOOOOES ANYTHING BUT THAT.

HE TRIES HE REALLY DOES. orz Aww, and also taste-blind.

That's what I thought BUT A BEE IS FINE TOO. One of a kind that needs to be put into a mental institute.

[nascido-do-mar.livejournal.com]

And the balance of the universe is restored. o/ /CUE EVIL SPANISH LAUGH

YOU HAVE A POET'S SOUL. It's just sensory deprivation all around with you isn't it England? <3

...DOES THIS MAKE PORT A PRETTY FLOWER? Well even if you are, Portugal promises to visit everyday orz. ;u;b

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

And dad's lost the jump start leads so we're definitely in the clear. lol I love how a Spanish laugh is written: jajajajajaja. I know they say j like h, but it just makes me chuckle too.

BUT A HORSE'S MOUTH. Indeed, indeed. He finds it sexy. NZ doesn't. *SHOT BY AUS*

THE PRETTIEST IN ALL THE WORLD. Awww, thanks bb, he loves you for it.

[nascido-do-mar.livejournal.com]

The world is wise - everything falls into place to make up for this sort of thing eventually. XD Oh god yes it's so cute jajaja. Well better than France's dirty honhonhonh laugh fff.

...I CRIED LOL'ING A LITTLE orz. He would, the closet pervert. I bet he's into all manner of kinks. :|a NZ is just DO NOT WANT though orz.

A RED CARNATION. For revolution. Don't worry they can escape to an island getaway somewhere and terrorise passing cruise ships. <3

[always-tea-time.livejournal.com]

... I have just realised PORT LOOKS WAY LIKE TYKI MIKK WITH THAT CIGGIE. And Tyki is Portuguese-- PORT IS A NOAH!? And Allen's English dkjskghjl this suddenly makes Tyllen way more attractive to me.

HAHAH GOOD. I'M GLAD. But isn't it like way late there by now? Ah England's so damn kinky I can't even articulate. Eating his food alone is enough to turn him on and after that don't even get me started. Poor bb, needs a hug from papa Wales.

RED CARNATIONS GO WELL WITH RED ROSES. \o/ God yes that would be so funny. They're like permanently on their honeymoon aren't they.

[nascido-do-mar.livejournal.com]

...Inorite I didn't realize this until it was TOO LATE, BUT I DIDN'T CARE BECAUSE IT WAS PERFECT. Tyki obvs = Portugal. And Port's yandere side = NOAH. It would certainly explain Tyki's obsession with Allen oh god I never even shipped it before this BUT NOOOOW

It's like... 2am in the morning? lol I'm on winter break so I get up late anyway orz;;; Oh god England's kinky side I AM INTRIGUED. SO INTRIGUED. Oh god. Can we please find out NZ's gender already? I'm so confused. /invisi-hug

EVEN THEIR FLOWERS ARE PASSIONATE. o/ I hate to say it but yes, yes they are. They've been honeymooning for centuries and show no signs of stopping. I'll bet some lovelorn nations find it sickeningly sappy. XDDD