Family Ties Question and Answer Round 2!

[hellzabeth]

Family Ties has now hit 60 chapters! \o/

And once again, to celebrate this glorious demonstration of my lack of a life or anything resembling sanity, I am opening up myself to all sorts of questions. Nothing that will ruin the plot, of course, but little niggling things that you're sure are never going to come up again, or stuff I may have missed. Ask what you want, but I hold my right to withhold information if it's integral to the plot or I want to watch you suffer.

And as an added, fun bonus, you can ask the characters things too! Like "So Israel, how are you and Palestine getting along now your mum told you off?" or "Hey Quebec, why are you such a pimp and what are you going to do to Russia?" or "Scotland, on a scale of one to ten how hard are you going to smack Russia in the face the second time you get a chance?"

Or there's always your regular old "Hey Pidge, are you forgetting about the might of the US Navy for a reason or are you just being forgetful like we know you are?" or "You psycho bitch stop killing off my favourite characters." or "Are you ever going to work on anything else?"

Aaaaaaand GO.

Comments

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

WALES! DARREN KIRKLAND!

I would like to know lots of menial details about your life. Where you live, what you do for fun, where you work, what colour your socks are, what toothpaste you use etcetera etcetera.

This will be recorded for further usage.

Love,
A Stalker

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Wales: ... okay... that's... more than a little disturbing...

What do you mean I have to answer?!

[Sigh]

Alright. In order: In a flat in Cardiff or at Arthur's, though there is this old farm I own as well. I go on walks, watch TV, tend to my flock and knit. Mostly don't bother, recently got a job in a taxi service. Currently... [Checks] Blue. And Colgate 2-in-1.

Hope that's enough. Please don't phone me.
Darren Kirland, Wales.

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

What do you name your sheep? And do you paint them?

...Can you knit me a bobble hat please? /shiny pretty eyes

And your hairstyle is hard to grow, hairdressers hate it >> THEY WANT TO SNIP OFF THE CURLY BIT!

Don't worry, I won't. Not when there's your address.
A Stalker

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

What, do you want me to list all of them? Because I have a lot of sheep and I'd be here a while. I don't paint or spray them because I use their wool later, I tag them with chips and collars instead.

... [Groan.] Will it get you to leave me alone?

I cut my own hair most of the time. That way nobody tries to snip off Anglesey.

Oh good lord.
Darren Kirkland, Wales

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

Sheep are cute okay? And lambs are adorable. But there was that one that the farmer panted all rainbow colours...

Perhaps. Maybe.

Don't be scared, I'm harmless.
Stalker.


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OKAY MOVING ON.

Romano, how you doing? Is Spain driving you insane yet?

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

He probably wasn't using them for wool. Or maybe he was and he wanted those colours.

... [Resigned slump.] I'll knit you a bobble hat.

I've heard pixies say that line before.
Darren Kirkland.

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Romano: Stupid Boss Spain's being a real pain in the neck. He can never decide on anything and it's up to me to stop him from jumping in to weird things like crossing all the wrong borders. Urgh. Stupid Boss.

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be kind of redundant? You could just dye it when you'd taken it off the sheep.

Yay! I'll put your flag on my wall in return! Instead of Scotland's. ^^ Fair?

Then you know what to expect of me!

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Why don't you just tie him to a post? Or would Feli get cross? ...

...

Where IS Feli anyway?!