Family Ties Question and Answer Round 2!

[hellzabeth]

Family Ties has now hit 60 chapters! \o/

And once again, to celebrate this glorious demonstration of my lack of a life or anything resembling sanity, I am opening up myself to all sorts of questions. Nothing that will ruin the plot, of course, but little niggling things that you're sure are never going to come up again, or stuff I may have missed. Ask what you want, but I hold my right to withhold information if it's integral to the plot or I want to watch you suffer.

And as an added, fun bonus, you can ask the characters things too! Like "So Israel, how are you and Palestine getting along now your mum told you off?" or "Hey Quebec, why are you such a pimp and what are you going to do to Russia?" or "Scotland, on a scale of one to ten how hard are you going to smack Russia in the face the second time you get a chance?"

Or there's always your regular old "Hey Pidge, are you forgetting about the might of the US Navy for a reason or are you just being forgetful like we know you are?" or "You psycho bitch stop killing off my favourite characters." or "Are you ever going to work on anything else?"

Aaaaaaand GO.

Comments

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

WALES! DARREN KIRKLAND!

I would like to know lots of menial details about your life. Where you live, what you do for fun, where you work, what colour your socks are, what toothpaste you use etcetera etcetera.

This will be recorded for further usage.

Love,
A Stalker

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Wales: ... okay... that's... more than a little disturbing...

What do you mean I have to answer?!

[Sigh]

Alright. In order: In a flat in Cardiff or at Arthur's, though there is this old farm I own as well. I go on walks, watch TV, tend to my flock and knit. Mostly don't bother, recently got a job in a taxi service. Currently... [Checks] Blue. And Colgate 2-in-1.

Hope that's enough. Please don't phone me.
Darren Kirland, Wales.

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

What do you name your sheep? And do you paint them?

...Can you knit me a bobble hat please? /shiny pretty eyes

And your hairstyle is hard to grow, hairdressers hate it >> THEY WANT TO SNIP OFF THE CURLY BIT!

Don't worry, I won't. Not when there's your address.
A Stalker

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

What, do you want me to list all of them? Because I have a lot of sheep and I'd be here a while. I don't paint or spray them because I use their wool later, I tag them with chips and collars instead.

... [Groan.] Will it get you to leave me alone?

I cut my own hair most of the time. That way nobody tries to snip off Anglesey.

Oh good lord.
Darren Kirkland, Wales

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

Sheep are cute okay? And lambs are adorable. But there was that one that the farmer panted all rainbow colours...

Perhaps. Maybe.

Don't be scared, I'm harmless.
Stalker.


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OKAY MOVING ON.

Romano, how you doing? Is Spain driving you insane yet?

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

He probably wasn't using them for wool. Or maybe he was and he wanted those colours.

... [Resigned slump.] I'll knit you a bobble hat.

I've heard pixies say that line before.
Darren Kirkland.

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Romano: Stupid Boss Spain's being a real pain in the neck. He can never decide on anything and it's up to me to stop him from jumping in to weird things like crossing all the wrong borders. Urgh. Stupid Boss.

[nenamoo.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be kind of redundant? You could just dye it when you'd taken it off the sheep.

Yay! I'll put your flag on my wall in return! Instead of Scotland's. ^^ Fair?

Then you know what to expect of me!

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Why don't you just tie him to a post? Or would Feli get cross? ...

...

Where IS Feli anyway?!

[tuulensisko.livejournal.com]

Just a quick one. Expect me to flood you with questions later. Or not, I'm never really sure if I'm gonna think of a ton of things to point out or not.

Where were France and Scotland when Liet and Po picked them up? I mean you said Russian border but... y'know, Russia has rather lot of it.

*is boring*

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

They were heading towards Lithuania's border. Scotland's trying to head towards Europe, since as far as he knows they're neutral. Though they're not and he's wearing a NWO uniform so they'd probably try to shoot him.

You're not boring bb, you're helpful!

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

:|a

8|a

Can we has Grandpa Rome Troll?

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Lurker what do you mean by this.

Rome was behind Russia's plot the whole time because he is an undead pimp like that?

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

Yes, Russia going on a murderous rage can be explained by Grandpa Rome inviting himself over and singing horrible songs and hitting on Ukraine. /sarcasm

WARNING: INCOHERENT QUESTION AHEAD.

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

Er, this question has been bugging me for a while, but...a lot of the countries on both sides of the war are in the EU, yeah? Well...I thought the whole point of the EU was to STOP more wars in Europe. So my question is how were they able to go to war with each other in the first place?


... please don't hurt me

WARNING: PATHETIC EXCUSES AHEAD.

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Aahaha I've had this question before, back before I de-anoned from the kink meme.

Basically what the EU does to avoid any more war in Europe is forges friendships between countries in Europe to ensure there's no reason for it. If someone attacks from the outside, those with the armies, like France, defend them. However, if there's ever a split within the EU and France for some reason gets kicked out, he's allowed to go rogue and start wars.

Not that he got kicked out for any reason, rather he got kicked out for starting the war.

Also I forgot about the EU and retconned it out of existence.

Which is a massive fail on my part because my country is in fact part of the EU.

orz

Suspend your disbelief for me?

Re: WARNING: PATHETIC EXCUSES AHEAD.

[aislingthegreat.livejournal.com]

Consider it suspended! :D

[revolutionjack.livejournal.com]

Ah questions~ 8D
Uhh. Hmm. *thinks*

Ghost!Mattie: How do you feel about Quebec essentially killing you? Did you see it coming? (Was I the only one who didn’t see it coming?)

New Zealand: Do you get along well with the Falklands? I feel like you’d have a lot in common, like mutual hatred of sheep jokes being raised by England.

Portugal! <3: What’s your favourite memory of England? Of Turkey?

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Ghost!Mattie: Well, I didn't have much time to consider my feelings about it. I was unconscious right up until I died. I guess he did what he felt was right, eh? He's got people to protect too, eh?

New Zealand: He's a sweet kid, though he can be a bit of a brat and a cry baby sometimes. I was already older than him when we met as kids in the Empire, but I did play with him a lot. Common interest in sheep farming. I've grown up faster than him and I'm an independent Nation so we don't talk much anymore, but we're still friends.

Portugal: Oh, I have to pick one? Hmm... the first time he got over his crippling shyness and had sex with me. The smile on his face afterwards... *sigh*
England: ajdhglifd PORT!!! YOU- YOU CAN'T JUST!! *incoherent with embarrassment oh lord let me die now.*
Portugal: I have to answer the questions, meu amor! Now let me think, Turkey... my favourite has to be that one time when we were fighting over India's coast line and I completely obliterated all his ships and watched him drown...
England:... it's times like this when I'm reminded of why I married you.

Questions... Ahah sorry orz

[millesettecento.livejournal.com]

Hey Scotland! Glad you're back. Anyway, Who taught you magic? Have you ever used magic to turn your brothers(sister) into women(a man)? I think Ireland would be a pretty hot man. When was the first time you and France had sex? How was it? Do you think France would tell me?

Hey Québec! Now that you are a country and all those thing, are you happy being a country? Do you happen to have friends? What do you do at night? Would you kissSlap Russia for me? If you are a country, where is Ontario?

Northern Ireland, You still alive? I love you please don't die? :/

I had a good one, a serious one, but I forgot so never mind.

Don't be sorry, I opened myself up to them~!

[hellzabeth.livejournal.com]

Scotland: Glad to be back, lassie. Ma taught me magic, though the rest I just picked up naturally. There was that one Twelfth Night a couple centuries back where I turned Artie into a chick, but he started PMSing even worse so I changed him back. If ye want ta know how Ireland'd look as a man, look at North. Kid's like her male clone or somethin'. [Brb verbal keyboard smash.] I AIN'T BLOODY TELLING YE THAT!!
France: It was fantastique~! Though Scotland, you really do need to get more practice in.
Scotland: Wha- I- ye-
France: In fact, we can practice right now. [grabs the front of his shirt and pulls him into the other room] Au revoir!

Quebec: Of course I am 'appy to be a country! I 'ave worked hard for this my whole life! ... I am still new so I don't have many friends yet, but eventually... I'm sure... [Mumbles to himself for a bit.] Anyway! At night? I sleep. What kind of question is that? Hah. I will do more than slap that Russian bastard, but for you, a lovely lady, I will do it. Ontario is... [A long pause.] Well, the drop in population was a little much for him, and then the evacuation... Je ne sais pas.

North: I'm right here damnit! You can't kill me off that easily! Hah! [Smacks his author.] Put me back in the story! You've been writing too much of Scotty and his girlfriend!
Me: [Whimpers.] But there's so many of you... so many countries....
North: No excuses! Go!

[devils-anarchy.livejournal.com]

This isnt really a question but Qubec KICK RUSSIAS ASS. oh and your awsome BTW.