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Title: Family Ties

Characters (in this chapter): North and South Korea, Austria, Hungary, India, Afghanistan, Russia, China, Turkey.

Rating: 15

Warnings: Some graphic imagery.

Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.

South Korea woke up to an extremely odd sound coming from the next room over. Lifting his head off the desk he'd fallen asleep on, he shuffled quietly to the bedroom, remembering belatedly that he'd left his sister in there. He pushed open the door without it making too much of a sound, to find North Korea curled up in her bed arms wrapped around herself.

"Chun Hei-nunim?"

She made another sound, oddly between a grunt and a squeak. Shuddering, she peaked out from between her locks of hair. "He's taking them away!" she breathed heavily.

Perplexed, South Korea leaned closer to try and hear his northern sister better. "Taking what away?"

Dark eyes fixed him with an accusing look. "My missiles, idiot. Your Australian friend is taking my missiles." Her voice grew even quieter as she curled in on herself even more. "I'm getting weaker and it feels..."

"... scary?" he finished, but he got a dirty glare for it. "Alright, not scary, but weird, right? Uncomfortable."

Chun Hei's pout wasn't quite hidden by the hunch of her shoulders. "Yeah."

They didn't touch, but stayed in each others company until the shudders and shaking stopped, and North Korea finally fell asleep, much weaker than she had been before, but maybe a little less alone.

-----

"Roderich?" Hungary called sweetly while beating the head of some poor hapless Ukrainian soldier, who had stormed the restaurant they had been eating in right in with the rest of his men. The handle of her frying pan was getting a little more than slick with blood.

"Yes?" Austria replied, hiding behind an overturned table which had several bullet holes in it. He'd been shooting periodically over the top, but had only managed to down three men with his old pistol, and was now out of ammunition.

A clanging sound followed the next NWO soldier's face becoming permanently imprinted on the pan of Hungary's weapon. "Do you think that the chef finished making our desert or did he run before?"

Austria peered into the kitchen from where he was sitting. "I think he was half done."

"Is it salvageable?" Glass crunched underfoot. Outside, similar battles raged all over the streets, civilians having armed themselves ahead of time and ambushing soldiers on their own.

"Probably not, but I could make something, if these brutes haven't ruined all the food." the aristocratic Nation swiped the legs out from a passing soldier using a table leg, and Hungary drove the heel of her stilettos into his eye for a swift and effective kill.

She helped her former husband to his feet, giggling. "I would love that."

Behind her, a dark shape loomed. "Duck!" yelled Roderich suddenly, which Elizaveta instinctively obeyed. Tossing the table leg he still had clenched in his hand, Roderich hit the last, very bulky enemy soldier square in the face with it. Oddly, the table leg stuck on the man's face at an odd angle, and he fell backwards, hitting the glass-covered floor with a loud crash. Creeping over to him, Hungary pulled out the table leg, which had apparently still contained the nailed used to attach it to the tabletop. They were easily three inches long, and dripped blood.

Austria stared at his hands, before clearing his throat. "I meant to do that."

Hungary smiled. "Of course you did, dear."

-----

India stood in the nuclear control centre, watching the flight path of her freshly launched missile head straight for Saudi Arabia's farmlands. Conveniently, this was also where the NWO were building their own missile bases, according to leaked intelligence.

"Khakhar, I'm not comfortable with this." Afghanistan shrunk back into her hijab, holding her old AK-47 like the safety blanket it had oddly become over the years.

India pursed her lips. "Nobody is."

-----

It was hard to tell with Russia, sometimes, whether he was plotting someone's violent and painful murder, pondering a situation thoughtfully and calmly, or just smiling vacantly like that to psych you out. Either way, the smile was an impenetrable wall of ice, and it took someone very skilled to break through it. Someone who had many years of practice and reading through stony facades.

Someone like, say, China.

"You are not angry about Latvia, aru?" he asked, scanning over the bookshelf Russia kept in his office. Awful lot of Tolstoy, surprisingly little Marx. Yao liked Marx.

"Nyet, not really." Ivan hummed, writing something on a sheet of paper in the same way a child would use a crayon to draw a delightful picture. "If they have the technology, there is still no way for them to stop me. The only way for them to gain an advantage..."

"... Is if they use it themselves, aru." Reaching for War and Peace, he opened it, only to find it concealed a hip flask. Shooting a raised eyebrow at his ally, China eventually rolled his eyes, sighing. Why had he expected any different.

"I do have a real copy, you know." Russia defended against the unsaid accusation. He patted a worn, beaten and very much loved leather bound book that sat on his desk. "But that one is useful for bringing to conferences, da?"

The Asian put it back. "It must not get much use now, aru."

"No, not really. We haven't had a conference since war was declared." Ivan just kept smiling that brittle, unreal smile, like the lingering icicles after a snow storm. "Silly America, starting this war over something so small as a few bombs."

"It is not as though it hasn't happened before, aru." China replied dryly, facing Russia. "And don't pretend like you didn't want it to happen, aru. You may be a liar, but I'd hope you would at least try not to be so obvious."

A high, childish giggle. "I didn't need to do much. Just a little push, and the United Kingdom is not so united, da?" He wiggled his fingers, spreading them outwards. "They do not know the waves they create. Or maybe they do, which is why they cling so. Either way, a little push, and crack! They break! Is just like thin ice on lake; little crack gets bigger and bigger, until lake is split in half." The smile now showed teeth. "Just need to make sure that America and myself are on the opposite sides, and I get what I want, da?"

China was going to reply, but Russia's phone beeped insistently at them. The blonde pressed speaker phone and cheerfully answered. "Privyet, this is Russia."

The line crackled slightly before Turkey's voice broke through. "You son of a bitch, how the hell did your radar tech not pick up the Portuguese WDF ships coming straight for me across the Med?!"


Notes:
- I suppose, in terms of Nations, their strength would be equivalent to the strength of their army. With nukes, they are a lot stronger than the others. Like, win-in-an-arm-wrestle stronger. America, who has an obscenely powerful army, is obscenely strong, though he has been inherently strong since birth as well. The loss of military power would probably feel weird, or at least uncomfortable.
- I only wish I could write more Austria and Hungary.


Part 49

I see what you did there

Date: 2010-06-02 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com
;AAA; Oh N. Korea. This really makes me wish they would unite again gdi bawwwww. S. Korea only invented awesome brothers, so no doubt he would be one himself. That's right Australia, build up your manriness with stolen nukes. You'll have your Empire yet. /plots >]

Hungary is like, the best husband ever. I don't even. Austria why so classy and fail? I cringed at the stilleto-to-the-eye but aaah I bet those were gorgeous heels. ;3; Needs more Prussia invading their privacy though. XD I would say England ought to take tips on having a loving marriage from them but his is probably just as dere haha.

I love India so much. <3 And am starting to ship so much Russia/China with this orz what even. Christ Russia why so unhinged and creepy oh god, stay away from America and just - EVERYONE until you calm down would you? D:

;sldkflk Mediterranean battle s;dlfkf IBERIAN ARMADA ;sdlfk lol Portuguese man-of-war fuck yeah. Pfft Turkey. Don't pretend you won't enjoy your little tryst. :|a

♥ BOATS ♥

What where I did nothing you lie.

Date: 2010-06-02 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Only fact of the matter is things are getting worse EVERYWHERE which makes me baww because gdi North, stop it already. If Australia gets any more manry it'll unbalance the world.

Hungary rules, okay. She just does. Austria makes the fail look good, oh yes. Hungary totally wears the prettiest shoes to go with how snappily dressed Austria is. England needs tips on EVERYTHING because he fails so hard at life.

India, sweetie, the world pushes you to do horrible things. *pets her* Russia and China in this fic can be read a number of ways. Either as friends, as allies, or in the shippy way.

I knew you'd like it. Haha.

BOATS.

It's right there I see it in your eyes

Date: 2010-06-02 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com
SUCH IS LIFE orz. I've been bawwwing forever now because it's just so sad. Where's all the togetherness and bromance? ;3; No no no it's the only thing he has going for him okay? /pats his manry abs <3

I'd marry her, damn. She knows how to pick her bitches. Austria is so lucky. God they're probably the best-dressed looking couple out there. XD ...Yeah don't I know it, I'm writing about Portugal breaking up with him right now orz. DON'T WORRY IT ONLY LASTED ABOUT 30 YEARS orz So I make up for it by hugging/touching him a lot in RPs lol. Port stop being so French wtf.

India is bamf okay she'll come out on top. ;A;b fffff Russia/China why are you so vague. I love that about them omg. So mysterious. LIKE THE ORIENT.

You spoil me. ;U; brb wondering how to draw Iberians dressed in hot navy uniforms.

I'M ON A BOAT ♥

There is nothing in my eyes nothing I say

Date: 2010-06-02 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Why can't NK and SK's problems be fixed so easily as they are in fic? D8 Australia: *puffs out chest and blinds everyone with his MANLINESS*

All will become one with Hungary, y/y? They are very much the prettiest looking couple, if only because they're very practiced in looking good in ballgowns and suits. WHAT WHAT WHAT DDD8 Oh thank god don't scare me like that. Speaking of RPs I need to go tag you now I have the time.

India is very much an epic country full of badassness. Russia and China are so... *wiggly hand movements* you never know what's up with them.

I do, but if only because your ideas are a veritable gold mine. 8D

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT
From: [identity profile] candesceres.livejournal.com
I think politicians should read more fanfic, trufax. ;3; OH AUSTRALIA. I'M SO PROUD TO BE LIVING IN YOU. SO MANRY AAAH. /sunglasses

Oh yyyyy for sure. Hungarian Empire ftw. IT'S FULL OF AMAZONS. o/ Pffft they're so pretty they sparkle. Austria especially. But then he's always been the pretty one, even when he was married to Spain. >> YEAH ABOUT THAT, ER. lol well Port broke up with England after his coup in the 70s because he needed a break from his asshattery, but then England was like ;A; and Port missed him too so they got back together somewhere around 2006-ish. I'm sorry bb you know Port could never truly leave you. w00t tags, I'll be waiting. ♥ ;D

She was raised well by former epic badasses is why. XDb God I can just imagine America saying that about them ahaha, spirit fingers, grossed out expression and everything. |D

AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

Date: 2010-06-02 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallenxembers17.livejournal.com
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

you are redeemed.
that is all.

Date: 2010-06-02 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
I am?

Yay?

Which part redeemed me?

Date: 2010-06-03 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallenxembers17.livejournal.com
Badass Hungary and Austria, obviously.

I love Hungary being manry.

Also, TURKEYYYYYYY. ♥

Date: 2010-06-02 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oozaru-angel.livejournal.com
Oh God yes Australia ilu eeeeee let's go kick those Northerners arses eeeee. I should not be so happy about nuclear warfare sob. I can't help it.

Also, Austria and Hungary are win. So so much win. I also love China and Russia hanging out together.

Date: 2010-06-02 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Australia, FUCK YEAH! *fistpump* Indeed you should not. Nice to see I have corrupted your morals. 8D

China and Russia are just chillin', takin' over the world etc.

Date: 2010-06-02 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oozaru-angel.livejournal.com
My country is so hot. /shot for terrible pun. You're a horrible person, corrupting my innocent soul. A-and at least if it happened in real life I would be less happy?!?!

Their commie bromance is the most epic of all commie bromances.

Date: 2010-06-02 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
*reloads* very bad pun. I am indeed a terrible person, but you love it. Indeed. Or at least I would hope so.

At least until the Sino-Soviet split. But now they're kind of bffs again so yeah.

Date: 2010-06-02 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withgoldensoil.livejournal.com
At least it's accurate in more ways than one? Is that a tiger snake in his pocket or is he just happy to- no wait, tiger snake... At least the NWO will learn very quickly not to mess with Oceania.

Meh, I ship it. Even with all the drama over the years. Or maybe because of that.
Edited Date: 2010-06-02 11:57 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-02 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alianorethecat.livejournal.com
*does a little happy dance* Whee! Hungary's so cool! Thank you, thank you, thank you! This almost makes up for Mattie dying. 'Cause Hungary is just pure win. What could be better than Austrian-made dessert after brutally killing a bunch of soldiers?

Nice lucky shot, Austria. *two thumbs up*

Ships? YES!

Date: 2010-06-02 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
If this is all it takes to make up for the death of the second largest country in the world does this make me a karma houdini?

He so intended to do that, yup. Totally.

WE'RE ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER YEAH!

Date: 2010-06-03 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alianorethecat.livejournal.com
Maaaybe.

The fact that he didn't just makes it even more awesome.

I love boats! If I lived near an ocean I'd totally get on a boat whenever I could! But no... there's just the salt lake that not much of anything can live in.

Date: 2010-06-02 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kupodesu.livejournal.com
Oh Hungary. Oh Austria. It's rather eerie how casually you write the gruesome deaths of those solders :'D Loved the Russia + China interaction too!

Oh god nuclear warfare, those missiles are flying EVERYWHERE now aren't they ;A; a-at least Australia's disarmed North Korea.

Date: 2010-06-02 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellzabeth.livejournal.com
Well, there kind of is casual death everywhere when Hungary is in her full MANGARY mode. You screw around with her Austria and WHAM, stiletto in the eye.

It's like End of Ze World only terrifying.

Date: 2010-06-02 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kupodesu.livejournal.com
Stiletto in eye, eye squick! Also, I forgot to mention how they're just looking forward to a lovely little desert after this little *~incident~* is over. ilu Hungary ♥

Oh pfts that video <3 that...that actually sums this up quite well doesn't it.

Date: 2010-06-02 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tejab.livejournal.com
WOOT! Hungary and Austria are the BEST!
I have this headcanon that Hungary cooks in that frying pan before every battle. And she never washes it, so it's always soaked in blood.=)
Cute moment there with Russia and China.
YES! PORTUGAL AND SHIPS!

Date: 2010-06-03 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jesuisjpcherie.livejournal.com
Awww at the Koreas ;~; I wish they'd join together. Actually, Hetalia makes me wish the whole world would join together gasp, is Himaruya working for Russia? :O

Oh how I love Austria/Hungary with a bit of Prussia Hungary's just the most badass country there is. Period. Maybe Russia started the war to prove he can be just as badass as her?

See, I can't hate Russia, I just can't, he's too interesting.

ZOMFG THE NAVY HAS ARRIVED!!!!

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