Family Ties [Part 80]
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hellzabethTitle: Family Ties
Characters (in this chapter): Brazil, Mexico, America and Quebec
Rating: 15
Warnings: A lot of swearing but mostly in Spanish. That's Mexico for you.
Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.
The morning was misty when Brazil opened the door and crunched across the frosty gravel path to the taxi. The humming of the engine spat exhaust into the air, a plume of steam that became visible for moments in the early light of the sun between the clouds. The South American Nation blew on his hands and rubbed them together to warm them, before tossing his bag and his backpack in to the back of the car.
"Brazil!"
He looked up to see Mexico standing in the doorway of the base, still in her pajamas, hair undone. "You're leaving?" she asked, though she didn't sound very surprised.
"Sim, I'm leaving." he affirmed, closing the door of the car and leaning against the cold metal. "Are you going to stop me?"
"No." she said quickly, a frown appearing. "But I'll ask why."
Brazil's sigh misted before him. "Look, I like America. He's a nice enough guy. I usually don't have much of a problem with him." He shook his head. "But when he starts doing that kind of thing? Não bom. I draw the line. He's acting crazier than the 70s. At least back then he didn't have those... hate mobs for all Russians on his land. Deus, some of them aren't even Russian." He opened the passenger side door. "So I'm out. I'm done with this. I'll be withdrawing my troops and my support. I'm neutral now."
"He won't like it." Mexico warned, folding her arms with a worried set to her face. "What if he does something to you?"
Brazil shrugged. "I won't be scared in to obedience with threats so far off." He gave her a short, cheerful smile. "Adeusinho, México. And good luck."
"Thanks." She muttered, frowning still. "I'll need it."
The car rumbled off down the path, and Mexico watched it until the mist obscured her view, and turned on her heel to head inside. She proceeded upstairs, to her room, and lugged her suitcase out of the wardrobe as well. Brazil was right. They shouldn't put up with America's shit. Maybe he'd get the point if they all just walked out on him, refused to back him up and give him ammunition. Maybe he'd come off his ego trip, through some miracle of god.
She was so out of here.
"Say, where're you goin' María?"
Mexico froze in her packing, and set her jaw determinedly. "Home, Alfred."
"Well ain't that funny." mused her brother's voice, a shift in clothing like he was leaning against something accompanying it. "Because that's what Brazil said this morning too."
"Hilarious." she deadpanned, zipping up the suitcase and doing up the buckles in no particular haste. "I thought you'd want me out of your hair, since you're usually so insistent."
"Hey, we were just getting closer as a family!" America whined like a scolded puppy. "You can't just leave now! Too mean."
Mexico pulled her suitcase off the bed, propping it up on it's wheels and dragging it to the door. America blocked her way, much taller in stature than she was and folding his arms, still pouting like he was disappointed. Dios, he could be such a child. She stared up at him as he looked back at her through Texas. Thieving bastard. But she didn't dare snatch for them now. Not when he could feel the danger lurking just beneath the surface.
"You can't just leave." America repeated, sounding much more sure of the fact than before. "Nah, not after I just let Brazil walk away like that. People'll think that you're all leaving at once that that would suck." A bright smile appeared. "And! And you'd miss the awesomeness I'm about to achieve!" He placed his hands on his hips and grinned widely.
Mexico dreaded having to ask. "¿Que?"
The blonde bounced up and down on his toes in excitement. "I've almost won! I mean we almost won but I've almost won! Got the bad guys on the ropes and everything!"
"If by which you mean the innocent civilians, even the ones who escaped to your own country, who you're planning to kill, sí, you've got the bad guys on the ropes, América." Mexico snapped, and would have regretted it if everything hadn't started pouring out at once. "You're so focused on destroying Russia that you haven't stopped to think, once again, that not all of his people are trained soldiers planning to destroy the free world or whatever mierda you've come up with this time. The same for Ukraine! Everyone else is so busy fighting their own battles that they haven't stopped to tell you to shut the hell up and calm down! No! The second Canada died, you lost that little voice that told you to stop being a massive asshole to some of those poor people!"
By the end, she was breathing heavily, and America looked mildly surprised. A long moment passed where the two siblings just stared at each other, before Mexico pushed passed the taller blonde and made for the door. She didn't get far before a heavy hand landed on her shoulder and massive strength threw her into the wall, pinning her there by the shoulders. America loomed, and she suddenly felt very small.
"So that's how it is, huh?" the other Nation's voice was low. "I should have known you'd turn traitor on me, Mex. You're the type to. I should never have let you take food in to Russia, he's got you all sympathetic to the cause."
Mexico bristled. "Madre de Dios, are you even listening?!"
"Yeah, I'm listening, and all I'm hearing is 'blah blah blah Spanish blah blah Russia's a good guy blah blah stop it America blah'." He even made a talking puppet with one of his hands, proving that Mexico couldn't struggle away even if he only had one hand on her shoulder. Damn, he was heavy. "Well, it's not like I really need you any more, or Brazil. Russia's allies are dropping like flies and too much manpower costs money." he leaned his head back and looked to the sky, sighing. "But you know, I can't let you go joining him and all. That would kind of fuck me about too much, since we share a border and all. Never did finish building that nice big fence." He mused on this for a moment, before looking back down at where his sister was glaring at him. "Either way, you're not just gonna walk out on me, got it?"
"Let me see, what was that word." Mexico growled. "Oh yeah, 'fuck you'."
"Rather not, sis, you might have diseases from Russki." America smiled a little at his own, slightly perverse joke, before hefting his sister over one shoulder and carrying her down the hall, ignoring how she kicked and screamed obscenities. "Since you like him so much, I'll put you in the cell next door, how 'bout that?"
"¡Chinga tu madre, imbecil!"
"Me no speakie espanyol!" America half-laughed back. "But I guess that means 'yes please'!"
---
In the other room, Quebec placed his head on the desk, put his fingers in his ears, and tried to will the world to end.
Notes:
- Brazillian translations: "Não bom" = not good, "Deus" = God, "Adeusinho" = goodbye.
- Mexican translations: (Mostly swearing lol) "Dios" = God, "¿Que" = what?, "Mierda" = shit, "Madre de dios" = Mother of God, "¡Chinga tu madre, imbecil!" = Fuck your mum, asshole! Mexican!Spanish help thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
millesettecento
- The road to hell is paved with good intentions, America. orz
IT'S CHAPTER 80 OMG.
You know what that means?
Readers: You have no life!
That's right! Here, have an FST!
Part 81
Characters (in this chapter): Brazil, Mexico, America and Quebec
Rating: 15
Warnings: A lot of swearing but mostly in Spanish. That's Mexico for you.
Summary: Uh, I need to be banned from the kink meme or monsters like this happen? Essentially, Scotland leaves the UK, which gives Northern Ireland an excuse to up and out as well, which leaves England and Wales all alone. Oh yeah, and this somehow leads to World War Three.
The morning was misty when Brazil opened the door and crunched across the frosty gravel path to the taxi. The humming of the engine spat exhaust into the air, a plume of steam that became visible for moments in the early light of the sun between the clouds. The South American Nation blew on his hands and rubbed them together to warm them, before tossing his bag and his backpack in to the back of the car.
"Brazil!"
He looked up to see Mexico standing in the doorway of the base, still in her pajamas, hair undone. "You're leaving?" she asked, though she didn't sound very surprised.
"Sim, I'm leaving." he affirmed, closing the door of the car and leaning against the cold metal. "Are you going to stop me?"
"No." she said quickly, a frown appearing. "But I'll ask why."
Brazil's sigh misted before him. "Look, I like America. He's a nice enough guy. I usually don't have much of a problem with him." He shook his head. "But when he starts doing that kind of thing? Não bom. I draw the line. He's acting crazier than the 70s. At least back then he didn't have those... hate mobs for all Russians on his land. Deus, some of them aren't even Russian." He opened the passenger side door. "So I'm out. I'm done with this. I'll be withdrawing my troops and my support. I'm neutral now."
"He won't like it." Mexico warned, folding her arms with a worried set to her face. "What if he does something to you?"
Brazil shrugged. "I won't be scared in to obedience with threats so far off." He gave her a short, cheerful smile. "Adeusinho, México. And good luck."
"Thanks." She muttered, frowning still. "I'll need it."
The car rumbled off down the path, and Mexico watched it until the mist obscured her view, and turned on her heel to head inside. She proceeded upstairs, to her room, and lugged her suitcase out of the wardrobe as well. Brazil was right. They shouldn't put up with America's shit. Maybe he'd get the point if they all just walked out on him, refused to back him up and give him ammunition. Maybe he'd come off his ego trip, through some miracle of god.
She was so out of here.
"Say, where're you goin' María?"
Mexico froze in her packing, and set her jaw determinedly. "Home, Alfred."
"Well ain't that funny." mused her brother's voice, a shift in clothing like he was leaning against something accompanying it. "Because that's what Brazil said this morning too."
"Hilarious." she deadpanned, zipping up the suitcase and doing up the buckles in no particular haste. "I thought you'd want me out of your hair, since you're usually so insistent."
"Hey, we were just getting closer as a family!" America whined like a scolded puppy. "You can't just leave now! Too mean."
Mexico pulled her suitcase off the bed, propping it up on it's wheels and dragging it to the door. America blocked her way, much taller in stature than she was and folding his arms, still pouting like he was disappointed. Dios, he could be such a child. She stared up at him as he looked back at her through Texas. Thieving bastard. But she didn't dare snatch for them now. Not when he could feel the danger lurking just beneath the surface.
"You can't just leave." America repeated, sounding much more sure of the fact than before. "Nah, not after I just let Brazil walk away like that. People'll think that you're all leaving at once that that would suck." A bright smile appeared. "And! And you'd miss the awesomeness I'm about to achieve!" He placed his hands on his hips and grinned widely.
Mexico dreaded having to ask. "¿Que?"
The blonde bounced up and down on his toes in excitement. "I've almost won! I mean we almost won but I've almost won! Got the bad guys on the ropes and everything!"
"If by which you mean the innocent civilians, even the ones who escaped to your own country, who you're planning to kill, sí, you've got the bad guys on the ropes, América." Mexico snapped, and would have regretted it if everything hadn't started pouring out at once. "You're so focused on destroying Russia that you haven't stopped to think, once again, that not all of his people are trained soldiers planning to destroy the free world or whatever mierda you've come up with this time. The same for Ukraine! Everyone else is so busy fighting their own battles that they haven't stopped to tell you to shut the hell up and calm down! No! The second Canada died, you lost that little voice that told you to stop being a massive asshole to some of those poor people!"
By the end, she was breathing heavily, and America looked mildly surprised. A long moment passed where the two siblings just stared at each other, before Mexico pushed passed the taller blonde and made for the door. She didn't get far before a heavy hand landed on her shoulder and massive strength threw her into the wall, pinning her there by the shoulders. America loomed, and she suddenly felt very small.
"So that's how it is, huh?" the other Nation's voice was low. "I should have known you'd turn traitor on me, Mex. You're the type to. I should never have let you take food in to Russia, he's got you all sympathetic to the cause."
Mexico bristled. "Madre de Dios, are you even listening?!"
"Yeah, I'm listening, and all I'm hearing is 'blah blah blah Spanish blah blah Russia's a good guy blah blah stop it America blah'." He even made a talking puppet with one of his hands, proving that Mexico couldn't struggle away even if he only had one hand on her shoulder. Damn, he was heavy. "Well, it's not like I really need you any more, or Brazil. Russia's allies are dropping like flies and too much manpower costs money." he leaned his head back and looked to the sky, sighing. "But you know, I can't let you go joining him and all. That would kind of fuck me about too much, since we share a border and all. Never did finish building that nice big fence." He mused on this for a moment, before looking back down at where his sister was glaring at him. "Either way, you're not just gonna walk out on me, got it?"
"Let me see, what was that word." Mexico growled. "Oh yeah, 'fuck you'."
"Rather not, sis, you might have diseases from Russki." America smiled a little at his own, slightly perverse joke, before hefting his sister over one shoulder and carrying her down the hall, ignoring how she kicked and screamed obscenities. "Since you like him so much, I'll put you in the cell next door, how 'bout that?"
"¡Chinga tu madre, imbecil!"
"Me no speakie espanyol!" America half-laughed back. "But I guess that means 'yes please'!"
---
In the other room, Quebec placed his head on the desk, put his fingers in his ears, and tried to will the world to end.
Notes:
- Brazillian translations: "Não bom" = not good, "Deus" = God, "Adeusinho" = goodbye.
- Mexican translations: (Mostly swearing lol) "Dios" = God, "¿Que" = what?, "Mierda" = shit, "Madre de dios" = Mother of God, "¡Chinga tu madre, imbecil!" = Fuck your mum, asshole! Mexican!Spanish help thanks to
millesettecento- The road to hell is paved with good intentions, America. orz
IT'S CHAPTER 80 OMG.
You know what that means?
Readers: You have no life!
That's right! Here, have an FST!
Part 81
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Date: 2010-09-07 11:34 pm (UTC)How long is it till everyone bands together to beat the (totally deserving) crap out of America?
Is a pissed off fully grown Kumajirou going to maul him for using Canadas memory as an excuse to go crazy and have ust with Russia? (this would be awesome)
And speaking of awesome, is Prussia still doing weird secret stuff somewhere?
YOU REMINDED MEH :D
Date: 2010-09-08 02:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 05:21 am (UTC)As amusing as that mental image is, now you've spoiled it so no. XD
Probably. Who knooooows~?
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Date: 2010-09-07 11:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 05:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 05:48 am (UTC)Shit's getting real.
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Date: 2010-09-08 10:15 am (UTC)*noms popcorn with you*
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Date: 2010-09-08 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 05:22 am (UTC)...
Date: 2010-09-08 03:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 12:27 am (UTC)D:
D:
Not my Motherland, America, don't you fucking dare. Hijo de la madre, I swear to god if he does anything to Mexico I will denounce him. Forget you, America, forget you. I am ashamed to call myself one of yours right now, seriously. THIS IS WHAT YOU DID TO THE JAPANESE IN WWII, WHY CAN'T YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?!
I swear to God sometimes I think England should have put more effort into crushing his War of Independence D: He's obviously fucked up in the head.
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Date: 2010-09-08 05:24 am (UTC)I read a fill on the kink meme like that. It was pretty damn depressing by the end of it, so maybe not. >>;;
Sweetie, it's just a little story I'm making up, it's not real. Please don't go in to therapy that shit is expensive orzno subject
Date: 2010-09-08 01:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 05:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 01:27 pm (UTC)Right someone go get Romano, he's actually probably better. Being the 'Mama' and all...
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Date: 2010-09-08 02:01 am (UTC)AMERICA LOST IT. FUCKFUCKFUCK
NOOOOOOOO WHERE IS THIS GOING I just. I. Um.
In truth I was kinda surprised he didn't cut her into little chunks... I shouldn't read Seven Little Killers so early in the morning
In the end America and Russia are just the same anyway. D:
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Date: 2010-09-08 05:26 am (UTC)/lols
Seven Little Killers is awesome, but he's not gonna chop her up.
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Date: 2010-09-08 05:37 am (UTC)Now that I've gotten over the whatthefuckness and calmed down (and read a funny fic or two) psycho!America seems kinda hot /shotshotshotHm. Even if America gets away with this I can only see this ending with a nuclear apocalypse in which he kills Russia and everyone else and then gets back to normal heroic self and then feels guilty and nukes himself.
>.> Ignore me. -still retarded in the morning-
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Date: 2010-09-08 10:25 am (UTC)/uploads this icon all specialWow, what a depressing end. .____. Have you been reading my notes or something?
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Date: 2010-09-08 02:02 am (UTC)But by the end I was like "Psycho-America is pretty interesting... more crazy please...>:D"
So in the end I concluded that there's something wrong with my brain, and I don't know what.
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Date: 2010-09-08 05:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 05:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 03:37 am (UTC)Fuuuuuuuuuck Brazil you should have just taken Mexico with you gdi. I noticed the troll-spotting is strong in you. Thank god for that otherwise America would have his hands all over the south too. ;; Be afraid of your Spanish neighbours Brazil. That or he returns home mystified to find Argentina has parked his arse on Falklands in the confusion and is very smug about it haha.
Oh god America what are you doing, what are you STOP IT. CRAZY PERSON. SOMEBODY STOP HIM. Quebec don't will the world to end, that's a very bad idea. You have to stop him. BE A HERO. ;; Though...lol for some reason the idea of Mexico and Russia sharing cells next to each other amuses me.
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Date: 2010-09-08 05:31 am (UTC)That might have been a good idea yes, but it's a little late for that now. ;; He's on a roll, spotting these trolls, Iberian skillz. Hahaha oh god England so does not need that on his plate right now poor Falklands/Malvinas.
Funny thing here. America is a massive force to be reckoned with, having more nuclear weapons than anyone else in the world. And the only other person with enough to match him? Russia. NOBODY CAN STOP HIM MWAHAHAHA.
Mexico: Got any threes?
Russia: Go fish, da?
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:07 am (UTC)"Come with me, we'll run away together." fff cheesy, but orz Mexico you were so CLOSE to getting out of it. It's a Romantic trait to be able to spot Anglo-trolls from a distance, don't you know? "Dad I know you're busy, but Argentina's brought a lot of people to my house and they won't leave." Awww poor kid; and poor England having to get that phonecall while he's in the middle of another crisis.
I think someone needs to contact Tony and arrange for an alien invasion so Alfred will be significantly distracted. Mexico where did you put those Mayan calendars that predict the end of the worlddddd? orz I think I'm going to rely on our next big superpower (New) China now. >> There was a program on a couple of nights ago about how if America and China went to war, it would likely be a naval war
and that China would probably win because he's BUILDING UP ALL HIS BOATS which is why Australia needs to train harder and help him out plzkthnx orz;;;Funny how you become fast friends with the people you're imprisoned with. |D Granted Scotland probably wants to strangle Poland and Port's is more of a...mobile prison. Of sorts. |D
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Date: 2010-09-08 10:22 am (UTC)So cheesy you could have it on toast with marmite. If only she'd packed a little faster, she could have got away. But noooo, America just has epic timing. Damn. Thing is though England might have a little freak out because on top of all this war his
oil rigscolony is in danger! IT REALLY IS THE 70S ALL OVER AGAIN. orzThat would be an adequate distraction only none of the other Nations believe in aliens to the point that Alfred does
coughScientologycoughMayan calendars predicted the world ended about 8 years prior to the story so she probably threw them out for trash since nothing happened.Apart from England panicking and marrying Portugal.New China's kind of in a massive economic crisis at the moment though, so he'll be distracted fixing that for a while. Is there nobody to stop America? Oh lord, what have I created. *realisation that there really is nothing to stop America going plum loco*W-well it's either friends or enemies. Scotland is probably very easily irked by a valley girl accent at this point. Lol mobile prison. Oh Port.
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Date: 2010-09-08 03:47 am (UTC)America, you just turned Russia into the good guy, yew know? xD
Anyway, psycho-America FTW!
And,
Funda =/= Asshole. Asshole is something more like 'Imbecil'.
/back to homework
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Date: 2010-09-08 05:33 am (UTC)/edits Thanks! Stupid website...
*cheers*
Stupid html ¬¬;
Date: 2010-09-08 06:00 am (UTC)Nvm, not doing that thing, that woman is crazy if you actually believes we can write an essay like that in less than 24 hours < <
That means more time for me to waste in LJ~
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Date: 2010-09-08 03:57 am (UTC)Alfred, if you something to Mex I swear I'll kill you
I've never heard "funda" in my life, maybe is slang from the south?
I would say that America's gone crazy, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter at this point. (writing this is SO weird, since América is my RL name).
You know, I love Québec, but I feel kinda bad for him, so young for a country and with so much shit already.
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Date: 2010-09-08 05:35 am (UTC)I've been hearing that a lot. Maybe someone should tell America.
I've been informed that it's incorrect, so I'll go edit it after work. o/ ;;;
Oddly enough, I thought of you when I was writing that going all "this is going to be so weird for Hirra" when I put the ´ over the e in America. Ain't that weird?
Countries born in war often have to deal with this much bullcrap, unfortunately. Poor Quebec.
Goooo /o/
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Date: 2010-09-08 11:33 am (UTC)Aahhhh Mexico! America, you're imprisoning your own sister now? Next to Russia? Don't you think he might influence her? orz
Seriously woman, this chapter did not help battling my growing fear of psycho!America. But it was pretty awesome, as usual.
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Date: 2010-09-08 11:41 am (UTC)He thinks Russia already has. XD Mainly because he's hearing everything through a paranoia filter.
I know. It was partially the point. >] Thanks though \o/
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Date: 2010-09-08 11:33 am (UTC)If America keeps this up I'm gonna have to side with Russia.
For now: GO NEUTRALS!
...If Spain finds out that America locked up Mexico, he's not going to be happy.At all.
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Date: 2010-09-08 11:58 am (UTC)Maybe that's just what Russia wants. >]
Oh yes. I know. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Date: 2010-09-08 03:21 pm (UTC)... or something like that.
*Sighs* I really do so love Mexico's attitude. Kick-ass chicas do not go quietly! As for America... well, he seems well on the way to Wonderland.
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Date: 2010-09-08 08:23 pm (UTC)Man, I wish America had a mother so she could pimp-slap the crazy out of him and tell him off for being an ungrateful douchetard and he'd LISTEN to her. I'd say England, but I have a feeling that America has selective hearing when he's around. Maybe Ireland? The Wrath of the Irish Mammy is terrifying no I don't know from experience what are you talking about orz.
On a seperate note, I love how Brazil had enough foresight to get the hell out of there. Iberian trolldar indeed...:P